Going to Mount Vernon tonight (not the famous one) to inspect a tiny Washington Memorial for cracks. #fb # RT @SchaumburgIL The Schaumburg Police Department is requesting the public’s assistance to identify and locate… http://deck.ly/~ # FUN day at St Louis Zoo with Melissa. We watched a peahen defend her chicks. #fb # Just dropped Melissa off, we say "Mission Accomplished" #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

Headed down to see "the folks" again. #fb # /me dusts off account and plops down with a very large mug of leaded. "I'm back! Nobody missed me, right? Right!" #fb # Let's play #randomphotos shall we? What is all this crap on my photo roll? Coffee? http://t.co/lVj8fYn # Here's more crap from my photo roll! :spins wheel: flipflops! #randomphotos #slippahs http://t.co/hvWQBEm # Status: a LOT better than Saturday. That is all. #fb # We went to Jedi's Garden restaurant last night. Great food, good service, no Jawas. #fb # RT @Shoq "I'm a Liberal and a Progressive. I never…

I just used #Shazam to discover Calgary by Bon Iver. http://shz.am/t53600249 # Powered by Twitter Tools

I just used #Shazam to discover Death Of Communication by Company of Theives. http://shz.am/t53283867 # Ow. Did something to my back the other day. Slowly getting better. # RT @m_ethaniel "RT @Satur9: If yr profile says "Social Media Consultant"? Fuck that, U're blocked. i'll not B monetized." #ohhellyeah quot; # It's "social media consultants" that padded follower lists for people like Newtie, so guh-buh anyone with SEO in their profile. # Everybody please welcome @SenatorDurbin to Twitter (Finally!!) # It's Good For Pandas! ALEC: "The Many Benefits Of CO2 Atmospheric Enrichment" http://is.gd/FOkVhi #ALEC #manybenefits # That's like saying "The Many…

Thanks to WXRT's Frank E. Lee this morning, MY BRAIN HURTS. #fb # He played a classic Monty Python clip, and suddenly I was Gumby again. MY BRAIN HURTS. #fb # RT @SOLDIER1 "We should have a #taxtherich rally at congressmen's office #fuckyouwashington quot; # Calling my Congressman @RepJoeWalsh today. #p2 #tcot #tpot #dems #raisethedebtlimit # RT @OTOOLEFAN "The Bush Tax Cuts were extended 7 MONTHS AGO. Where are the jobs, @SpeakerBoehner?" @RepJoeWalsh # RT @TheBradBlog "If Corporations & The Rich Paid Taxes At Same Level As 1960s, Debt Would Disappear attn @RepJoeWalsh http://bit.ly/pXIMKF # Takeaway from @NPR story: Teen…

Lovely summer morning. #fb # Bwaaaa! Felicia Day's character on Eureka is called Dr Holly Martin. 😉 #fb # Oh right! I was playing with @woothemes #canvas but ran out of time on the trial. Need to think deeply on this. # RT @guardiannews "LIVE: #Stephenson at #hacttee on #phonehacking +latest ahead of #Murdoch #Brooks at #dcms hearing http://bit.ly/pQO79z" # Will keep an eye on the Guardian's coverage . # Question, @SenatorKirk do you give email addresses to groups like Wildmon's AFA? If so, please stop, they are offensive. # RT @KagroX "I can appreciate that sitting Senators don't want…

Just lost phones and LAN. Severe thunderstorms were predicted. #fb # RT @TLW3 "The real reason conservatives are angry at Obama http://wapo.st/pHWVSi #p2 #p21 #dems #tcot" # RT @JohnFugelsang "If you need a break from all this news coverage of the Rupert Murdoch hacking scandals allow me to recommend FOX News." # The stupid, it burns; teh happeh, it tickles! # Polls show that a majority of Americans support raising taxes on the rich and on corporations. Call your Congressperson. # Willing to help, anyway I can. Just sayin.' #fb # Heard surprising news yesterday. Heard David Bowie's "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes" on…

RT @cdashiell "Only the liberal churches protested slavery." # Wow, an oil pipeline UNDER a major river. What genius thought that one up? # No asthma or tight chest today! #fb # What is wrong with United Airlines at IAD? Long lines, nobody available to check my guy in because kiosk can't handle British passport??!! # 2nd time this week UA at IAD has my people missing flights because no one available to help customers. The kiosks don't work for everyone. # London Bomb Blasts: You Can't Beat the System http://flic.kr/p/39bDK # RT @ThriftyinWhite: Just got assigned an indepth story…

Good whatever local time it is to you! # Hmm. Is it wrong that I want to get a tiny possum avatar in Second Life? They are SO CUTE in frilly dresses. http://is.gd/kcVLyd # In totally unrelated political news, Michelle Bachmann still gives me the heebie-jeebies. # RT @JimGoodrich "In Illinois we don't have Death Row, we have Governor's Row #BlagojevichGuilty quot; # RT @dvnix "RT @emokidsloveme: So I guess Blagojevich won't be making any more Not Guilty Pistachio commercials." # Several of us here just made the Blago face: long upper lip, pouting lower lip. # Tammy Duckworth making…

Ha! Image is everything: "Need to change term from "big oil" to something more tempered." @gdnpalin #palinemails http://j.mp/iEHQNj # Tornado sirens going off in Hoffman. We're in the basement. Probably nothing. #fb # Christ, what an asshole: Southwest pilot rants inflight about "gays, grannies, and grandes" on hot mic #WNpilot http://is.gd/rjpXfT # Just booked a corporate business traveler into the Best Western Precious Moments Hotel in Joplin MO. Advzd him chance of cute overload. # Just in time for #FF @cluttercleaner @RileyWaggaman @HoardersPossum @rodvik Thanks for the follows, will attempt to be interesting. # Saturday at last… No plans today…