My jeans keep buttcancelling my iPhone apps. Maybe iOS 8 will make it so my jeans buttTweet gibberish. 2014-09-17 In, uh news that I didn't tweet at the time because reasons, @MrRileycat_Esq crossed the #RainbowBridge on 31AUG. 2014-09-17 Thank you, @NPR, now I've got #Badiyah stuck in my head! 2014-09-19 @pedzz_bd Thank you, Stan – pets give so much, it's hard to lose them 2014-09-19 @MoRocca She must be sad, but she'll always be a monarch of singing. 2014-09-19 RT @nprAudie: @NPRinskeep @MorningEdition completely worth it to see you jamming out in the studio to it #badeeya 2014-09-19 @NPRinskeep @nprAudie…