Hoping @scannell wore protective gear for tonight's paytriot shindig: hip boots, clothespin, rose-colored safety goggles. # RT @Mudflats "Still waiting 4 Beck. Chalkboard says liberals want to destroy Constitution, Faith and History. Ack. #p2 quot; #factcheckbeck # RT @Mudflats "Palin just called Ted Nugent a "blood brother" #palin beck #TMI # .@xenijardin Try season tickets next to elderly couples for musical theater. Wives repeat dialog, lyrics, and plot to husbands. in reply to xenijardin # .@xenijardin "Guys and Dolls" will be like "She's with the Salvation Army, Frank. SALVATION ARMY," he'll hum Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat in reply…

"@" spammers, kindly ESAD. Thank you. # RT @scottagunn "…Tune in to hear the whole Bible read out loud this weekend. www.christchurchlincoln.org." #ecusa #welcome # I love Zoidberg. Hurray! #(/)o,,,o(/) # Violent protests over schoolbooks in 1974 were just the first salvo in the culture wars. Race was the catalyst. http://is.gd/eXxb8 # I've heard "The Great Textbook War" before. Multiculturalism became a fightin' word. #textbookwar # A fundamentalist preacher's wife objected to bad grammar in textbooks at education board meeting, became a culture censor. #textbookwar # These are all recordings of the actual meetings, with later voiceovers by Mrs Moore,…

Excellent dinner with Shelly and Leah. This week Facebook, tomorrow we conquer Twitter! #fb # Time to sing. # At least we get a bit of Bach today at @StNickEpiscopal # Not at #ChiCon kind of wish we were but staying cool today. LOVE to all #SGU #Warehouse13 #Eureka peeps. Need moar SF shows! # RT @ShowPatrol "@BrianJacobSmith says he couldnt have done what he has without support from his Ma #ChiCon #SGU" And what would Ma say now? # Time to boycott Fox "News" for their promotion of racial hatred? I think so, don't you? http://t.co/LRQ1X9p via @crooksandliars #…

RT @godgrrl "full transcript of my '04 interview with Obama about his faith-the most in-depth 2 date http://bit.ly/ciCdZL #POTUS #religion" in reply to godgrrl # RT @gegere "I miss Hawaii so much!" Me too! #fb in reply to gegere # RT @StNickEpiscopal "Distributing fliers for new Saturday evening service in Elk Grove Village. Begins 18SEP at 430pm! http://is.gd/ewT16" in reply to StNickEpiscopal # And by the way, as the tired feet and sweaty face behind @StNickEpiscopal I am taking a break to cool off. # RT @fallingrock "RT @RealNichelle: Vote For Star Trek Theme To Be Final Shuttle Wakeup Music…

Low-information people who oppose the NY mosque really should listen to Speaking of Faith's Ramadan Revealed show. http://is.gd/eiFXj # My gd camera borked; shipping 4 repair. Took Chicago architecture boat tour Friday with only iPhone camera. http://moby.to/vak0d1 # RT @jeffersonreid @reverendadam: "Republicans don't actually believe in freedom of religion. They believe in freedom of Christianity." in reply to jeffersonreid # RT @SecondLie "Now that I'm evidence, will the cops bag and tag me?" They need only tag you, and then you're IT in reply to SecondLie # Do not anger the Juggalos, for they are subtle and quick to turn…

RT @EddieMcClintock "As heard on tomorrow night's episode of #WAREHOUSE13 ! • PUSCIFER • The Mission ♫ http://blip.fm/~ume6w" YAY! in reply to EddieMcClintock # RT @tarrylclark "Tomorrow we get to flex our civic muscles! Don't forget to vote! http://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/ #mn06 #goDFL" in reply to tarrylclark # WXRT missed opportunity: coulda played Burl Ives' "gimme more of some 'a that frog juice!" # Glenn Beck's Wrong Notion is coming. Tinfoil shortage expected in NW Chicago 'burbs http://is.gd/ehBDF # Achhh nooooo ssssssssss! Salon playing music I've learned to hate: soft rock used as airline hold music by Delta. # RT @jacksonstbooks "@SkateFoss:…

RT @pourmecoffee "Liz Cheney now justifying her father's decision to destroy Alderaan as a necessary show of force." MSG APPROVED in reply to pourmecoffee # Powered by Twitter Tools

Hearing from old friends is full of WIN and six pieces of flair. #fb # Spilled oatmeal down my front. Now I can't take me anywhere. #fb # Weiner's rant in Congress was full of awesome. We need more passionate Dems like that!!! You rock, Anthony Weiner, and you are RIGHT! # RT @WBEZ "WWDTM: Opening Panel Round http://n.pr/aS4sHC" Making with the funny already. in reply to WBEZ # World's shortest bike ride: heard tube pop on way to bike path with @fallingrock and @SteveLevinthal http://moby.to/mwu7gk #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

RT @Msjournalist "Marshalls stopping Rod Blagojevich from giving autographs in courtroom #blagojevich quot; // Telling little detail in reply to Msjournalist # Powered by Twitter Tools