Why am I awake? Because @MrRileycat_Esq knocked stuff over, then upchucked downstairs. Farewell, new followers! Farewell! # .@DavidBlue He's got the hunky archaeologist widower thing down. Also expected him to say "…OW!?" after getting slapped. #SGU #Smallville in reply to DavidBlue # Listening to @theharryshearer and so is my houseguest, she's a big fan. Whoulda thunk 2/3 of his listeners are in the same house?! # What a lovely day for lunch in the park with my friend Aleta! #fb # RT @StopBeck "lol. Not kidding. @glennbeck is claiming that Obama funded that Donald Duck video." Apple core! # RT…

Listening to @softweets and Nicholas Kristof discuss this and other columns http://is.gd/ftUZv # RT @StopBeck @glennbeck exclaims "The churches have joined Democratic Socialists for a march this saturday!" But it's Pet Blessing! Wah! # What's this "Democratic Socialists" crap? The Republican Raving Looney Party is lying again! # .@StopBeck Pet Blessings this weekend at @StNickEpiscopal for Socialized Democats, Repawblicans, Libirdtarians, Fishists, & Snaketheists. # Would @adamsbaldwin love or hate this Tshirt from ThinkGeek? #youarebeginningtodamagemycalm http://is.gd/fwJ2O # Hi, new followers and, um, seasoned followers. Prepare to be mildly entertained. #whatsonTVrightnow # Seattle BBQ #fail http://thereifixedit.failblog……attle-bbq/ # Joy. Just took a call…

Uh, just discovered the "Write Tweet" feature in TwitterTools for WordPress. I may be slow, but I get there in the end. #fb # RT @Molly23 "It may be Talk Like A Pirate Day, but I have the feeling that talking like a pirate to TSA screeners might not go over so well" # This… is not floating my boat. #fb # And now my boat is sinking fast. #fb # I just used #Shazam to discover Beg Steal Or Borrow by Ray Lamontagne And The Pariah Dogs. http://shz.am/t52658207 # Never forget: Bush bungled the capture of Bin Laden at…

Hoping @scannell wore protective gear for tonight's paytriot shindig: hip boots, clothespin, rose-colored safety goggles. # RT @Mudflats "Still waiting 4 Beck. Chalkboard says liberals want to destroy Constitution, Faith and History. Ack. #p2 quot; #factcheckbeck # RT @Mudflats "Palin just called Ted Nugent a "blood brother" #palin beck #TMI # .@xenijardin Try season tickets next to elderly couples for musical theater. Wives repeat dialog, lyrics, and plot to husbands. in reply to xenijardin # .@xenijardin "Guys and Dolls" will be like "She's with the Salvation Army, Frank. SALVATION ARMY," he'll hum Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat in reply…

"@" spammers, kindly ESAD. Thank you. # RT @scottagunn "…Tune in to hear the whole Bible read out loud this weekend. www.christchurchlincoln.org." #ecusa #welcome # I love Zoidberg. Hurray! #(/)o,,,o(/) # Violent protests over schoolbooks in 1974 were just the first salvo in the culture wars. Race was the catalyst. http://is.gd/eXxb8 # I've heard "The Great Textbook War" before. Multiculturalism became a fightin' word. #textbookwar # A fundamentalist preacher's wife objected to bad grammar in textbooks at education board meeting, became a culture censor. #textbookwar # These are all recordings of the actual meetings, with later voiceovers by Mrs Moore,…

Excellent dinner with Shelly and Leah. This week Facebook, tomorrow we conquer Twitter! #fb # Time to sing. # At least we get a bit of Bach today at @StNickEpiscopal # Not at #ChiCon kind of wish we were but staying cool today. LOVE to all #SGU #Warehouse13 #Eureka peeps. Need moar SF shows! # RT @ShowPatrol "@BrianJacobSmith says he couldnt have done what he has without support from his Ma #ChiCon #SGU" And what would Ma say now? # Time to boycott Fox "News" for their promotion of racial hatred? I think so, don't you? http://t.co/LRQ1X9p via @crooksandliars #…

RT @godgrrl "full transcript of my '04 interview with Obama about his faith-the most in-depth 2 date http://bit.ly/ciCdZL #POTUS #religion" in reply to godgrrl # RT @gegere "I miss Hawaii so much!" Me too! #fb in reply to gegere # RT @StNickEpiscopal "Distributing fliers for new Saturday evening service in Elk Grove Village. Begins 18SEP at 430pm! http://is.gd/ewT16" in reply to StNickEpiscopal # And by the way, as the tired feet and sweaty face behind @StNickEpiscopal I am taking a break to cool off. # RT @fallingrock "RT @RealNichelle: Vote For Star Trek Theme To Be Final Shuttle Wakeup Music…

Low-information people who oppose the NY mosque really should listen to Speaking of Faith's Ramadan Revealed show. http://is.gd/eiFXj # My gd camera borked; shipping 4 repair. Took Chicago architecture boat tour Friday with only iPhone camera. http://moby.to/vak0d1 # RT @jeffersonreid @reverendadam: "Republicans don't actually believe in freedom of religion. They believe in freedom of Christianity." in reply to jeffersonreid # RT @SecondLie "Now that I'm evidence, will the cops bag and tag me?" They need only tag you, and then you're IT in reply to SecondLie # Do not anger the Juggalos, for they are subtle and quick to turn…

RT @EddieMcClintock "As heard on tomorrow night's episode of #WAREHOUSE13 ! • PUSCIFER • The Mission ♫ http://blip.fm/~ume6w" YAY! in reply to EddieMcClintock # RT @tarrylclark "Tomorrow we get to flex our civic muscles! Don't forget to vote! http://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/ #mn06 #goDFL" in reply to tarrylclark # WXRT missed opportunity: coulda played Burl Ives' "gimme more of some 'a that frog juice!" # Glenn Beck's Wrong Notion is coming. Tinfoil shortage expected in NW Chicago 'burbs http://is.gd/ehBDF # Achhh nooooo ssssssssss! Salon playing music I've learned to hate: soft rock used as airline hold music by Delta. # RT @jacksonstbooks "@SkateFoss:…

RT @pourmecoffee "Liz Cheney now justifying her father's decision to destroy Alderaan as a necessary show of force." MSG APPROVED in reply to pourmecoffee # Powered by Twitter Tools