• Home Improvement

    Things To Be Thankful For

    We weren’t able to get to the big family Thanksgiving dinner today because David wasn’t feeling all that well, and also yesterday I had some tummy problems, so instead of stressing out trying to get everything done, we decided to just take it easy for the day. Sorry to miss out on the great food, but that’s how it is. We at least had turkey for sandwiches and we’ll have a little something easy for dinner shortly. Here are some of the things I’m thankful for anyway: We have our health, for the most part (stitches out, no more Frankenmouth,…

  • Home Improvement

    Sabre2thless Tigress – That’ll Teach Me Not To Floss

    If you think dentistry is squicky or disgusting, it’s probably best if you just move along to something else, possibly involving unicorns frolicking in a meadow. With spoons. That said, let’s move on to the events leading up to yesterday’s rather unpleasant activities, which involved: A loud sucking noise, with disturbing interruptions that went “THHHUPPP! A nice man and lady discussing Polish films while doing awful things to me. Large metal implements that looked like pliers and thumbscrews THAT WERE IN MY MOUTH. My head being used for leverage, very thoroughly but considerately. Clearly, I was not having a great…

  • Childfreedom - Home Improvement

    Sorry, Boos and Ghouls, No Candy. Really.

    With Halloween on a Sunday this year, I’m home during the beginning of prime time “trick or treat” visitors. As it’s still broad daylight outside, leaving the porchlight off isn’t really a visible sign that “we’re not at home, no candy here.” So I barricaded the front porch with 2 plastic chairs, and on the walkway leading up to the porch, one plastic chair tightly wedged between the lilac bushes, and another chair in front of that at the beginning of the walkway from the driveway. I just didn’t want to hear the doorbell all afternoon and evening, and also…

  • Home Improvement - Mini-Posts

    Watched Hoarders, Cleared Out Bathroom Cabinet

    Funny how this works. I have a high tolerance for clutter yet feel much calmer once I finally buckle down and clean. After watching the latest Hoarders episode, I often feel the need to clean the counters. Tonight I threw a trashbag full of partly used “hotel amenities” and travel size items from trips out of the bathroom cabinet. And cleaned the kitchen, and cleared all the stuff off the dressers. Still some laundry to wash, fold, sort later. Maybe after watching another episode; got reruns to catch up on. Got a houseguest coming in a couple of weeks, I’m…

  • Home Improvement - Twitter

    Its Fucken Raining and Their Is Lighting

    …wow, this guy sure knows how to deconstruct the English language. #fb A summer storm? It’s unheard of! | Attempts at Rational Behavior It really was fucking raining overnight, and there was lightning in the middle of fucking summer. However I don’t believe 2012 is true, because that is a fucking movie. About 1130PM last night, I was awakened by a tremendous clap of thunder, although I’d been aware of the thunderstorm while dozing along. WHAM! WHAMMITY-BAM! David generally doesn’t wake up until things go “BLAMMITY WHAM-BAM BOOM!” but eventually the storm went to 11 and David woke up for…

  • Home Improvement

    Stormy Weather

    Wednesday’s storm was enough for a co-worker to text all of us saying “OMG Mother Nature is angry!!” after she got home and the storm hit near Midway. Thousands without power after storm hits area :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State Severe storms passed through the Chicago area Wednesday evening and several funnel clouds were spotted in a storm that knocked out power to at least 220,000 Commonwealth Edison customers. The National Weather Service is investigating reports of a tornado having touched down in Downers Grove about 5:30 p.m., although they had not yet confirmed it, according to National…

  • Garden of Eatin' - Home Improvement

    Behold, The Incredible Farting Clogs!

    Just bought these at Lowe’s, after trying them on with socks. Without socks, every step makes a fart sound. Time to go fart around in the garden! Fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart UPDATE: And so, I have finally committed shoe crime, not with ugly, yet trendy Crocs, but with ugly, unfashionable flatulent Sloggers ™. The really irritating thing is that there are actually some cute gardening clogs and rain boots at that site, but the cheapo “Nautica Blue” ones Lowe’s sells are the farty ones. I’ll have to drill or melt some decorative little ventilation holes to try to cut down on the flatulence,…

  • Home Improvement - The Never-Ending Bloga

    Is This Thing On??

    Yes, I still have a blog, I’m still a blogger, I’m just… hey, yeah, I have a life but never seem to take the time to frickin’ blog it already! #fb I’ve been really getting into learning all the stuff I have to know in order to follow the crazy dream of making virtual “stuff” to “sell” on Second Life. And of course, I’ve been following the national political news, the international news, and the incredible tragedy that is Haiti. I’ll try to be better about keeping up with my doings, boring and dull as they are. 😉 I was…

  • Home Improvement

    Back To Hell | And So It Begins

    Tomorrow at 9am, the guy comes to install the ceiling fans in the two “guest” bedrooms. Here’s the pictorial story so far: We load up on a thousand dollars’ worth of flooring, the same color and brand of “lock & fold” engineered stuff that finally saved the day on the original Floor Project from Hell. This time, we’ve also bought the pine quarter round, and bought an undercut saw, because last time we learned that the pre-finished quarter round that’s part of the flooring system was made of some kind of densely impenetrable wood that our pneumatic brad nailer couldn’t…