- Kathleen Parker to birfers: Please feel free to take full possession of the insult. #fb http://is.gd/sF3xDB #
- Watching @CNN coverage re #BinLadenDead and reading the Trib. @ColonelTribune http://j.mp/kYYY8C #
- Dear World, please don't judge us by the tacky behavior of a bunch of college students celebrating like sports fans. #BinLadenDead #
- RT @SarahSpain Re: the twitpic of the "Obama Bin Laden" typo… aired on KTXL FOX40 in Sacramento, NOT National. http://twitpic.com/4s7aye #
- RT @scottagunn RT @ewstephe: So when Obama said last week he had 'better stuff to do' than talk about his birth certificate… Yeah. #
- That's done then. #BinLadenDead #PresidentObama #OhYesHeDid #
- Dear conservatives, when the President says he's got better things to do than deal with your dumb birfer bullshit, he does. #BinLadenDead #
- RT @markos RT @marcslove: This photo, from @nytimes, pretty much says it all. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xo82crg340 #FDNY #
- RT @ReallyVirtual 18 hours per day is not loadshedding, it is a load of bullshit 🙁 #BinLadenDead #
- RT @theharryshearer h/t San Diego Desk: Okay, can we have our civil liberties back now? #
- RT @JC_Christian Breaking: Sarah #Palin blasts "lame stream media" for failing to mention her in bin Laden coverage #
- RT @derekahunter Best. Picture. Ever!!! #SayItAll #Osama http://t.co/8BaNSwH #FDNY #
- For some reason that photo made me burst into deep, wracking sobs when I first saw it. Took me right back to the days immediately after 9/11 #
- RT @NewsHour Update: @margaretwarner reports there is concern among White House officials abt image celebrations present http://ow.ly/4KWu4 #
- Attention, GWU students; chicken fights are not that classy, actually. #BinLadenDead #
- Definition: "chicken fights" are when a girl rides on a guy's shoulders, usually in a swimming pool, and tries to "fight" other girls. #
- RT @theharryshearer Donald Who? You mean President-Wannabe Hairball? #
- Prediction: rush hour will be pretty patriotic tomorrow, and lots of people will buy new flags. #
- Man, Obama really did kill at #nerdprom #
- Remembering now my 11 colleagues who died in the Towers, and signing off. Will honor them tomorrow by working. #
- Helicopter flew over toward Chicago ORD at 220am. May borrow @ReallyVirtual's giant fly swatter. #
- RT @markos "RT @r_thor2B: Looks like rudy guliani is down to a . noun and verb now" #
- RT @sockington "oh wow WORLD CHANGING NEWS FOLKS found some string" WTG Navy Cats Strike Force One! #
- RT @daveweigel "RT @JimPethokoukis: Also remembering John P. O'Neill, the FBI's Bin Laden hunter who died at WTC on 9-11-2001 #
- At work. Coffee. Aware of State Dept travel advisory. BAU. #BinLadenDead #
- Was Celebrity Apprentice pre-empted in Chicago for the breaking news about #OBL If so, OOH BURRRRN. #
- RT @JC_Christian "RT @BfloBEAST: too bad how @wikileaks had such a horrible effect on national security that we couldn't get #OBL quot; Indeed. #
- Devastating PR win: POTUS and FLOTUS on Oprah. Taped 27APR #tpot #p2 http://moby.to/bkl7ot #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN "@jdickerson: Bin Laden lived in the suburbs. Half expect interviews of neighbors in which they say "he was a bit of a loner." #
- RT @MMFlint "Cost of war to the U.S. since 2001: 1.2 trillion dollars. Interrupting Celebrity Apprentice: Priceless. (via Mike Olpin)" #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN "Same people who say Obama can't blame Bush are the same ones now trying to give Dubya credit for killing Bin Laden." #
- Not clicking on photo links today. #
- I was watching DrWho rerun, laughed when River Song shouted "Don't shoot?!? They're AMERICANS!" and then heard we shot #OBL #FunnyButTrue #
- Just got it: they hit us with "9-1-1!" and we answered "MAYDAY!" #
- Awesome poster from Dublin #gayrights group Noise http://is.gd/MDeR1s http://twitpic.com/4si4tx #
- Thank God @MrRileycat_Esq likes his tuna flavored meds. Think he's finally gaining weight. #normallife #
- RT @Shoq "I don't have children. I will probably never have any. But I will happily make sacrifices for yours. #p2 quot; Happy to pay school tax #
- Colbert is KILLING with every line. Uh… What's his secret comedy strike force up to? #
- RT @cdashiell "KSM did not reveal courier's nicknames under torture, but under regular interrogation. So fuck you, torture pimps." #
- Maybe #Osama was smoking a bowl of dope and playing "Call of Duty 4" with the sound up. Or "Duck Hunt." #quackquackblamblamblam #
- Woman's ASBO garden gnomes arrested by Welsh 'elf and safety police before funeral. http://is.gd/WLmrKF http://twitpic.com/4t95ai #
- If I need a laugh later, I will just say 'Elf and Safety Police to myself. For the rest of my life. http://twitpic.com/4t97y6 #
- Listened to NPR story on Religiothuglican anti-woman, anti-reproductive choice law to save "Baby-Americans." So angry. Must #thinkofgnomes #
- Eating alone at Lou Malnati's because @SteveLevinthal overloaded his Prius with dirt. Whut? #fb #
- I hate how the Religiothuglicans go around infringing on my personal freedoms, insisting I use my uterus. I'd rather use it as a purse. #
- Repurposing my uterus would save on baggage fees. I'd become a Marsupial-American, but the Religiothuglicans would pull funding. #
- No, the Religiothuglicans say I must use my uterus as God intended, and I must submit to their beliefs. Sounds familiar. #
- Never a garden gnome when you need one. Or is there? http://twitpic.com/4tfpuz #
- My #SecondLife friends might be interested: http://www.cityweekly.net/utah…..-life.html #
- Just now on NPR Jason Chaffetz, R-Moronic, started to say "now that Oba// now that Osama bin Laden is dead…" #GOPFreudianlingerie #
- RT @dhewlett "“@KelleBelleCa: @dhewlett don't you count as "local" for Canada? ;)†Apparently not!" This is deeply wrong. #
- Pizza. Lou Malnati's. Eat now. http://twitpic.com/4tfxun #
- "Someone get this big walking carpet out of my pants." #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #fb #
- Some of the #NPR stations I have supported OR programmed on rental car presets: KWAX KLCC KUOW KUNC WBEZ WILL WNIJ WSIU KHPR KCPW KRCL KUER #
- I just used #Shazam to discover Music For A Forgotten Future by Mogwai. http://shz.am/t53157369 #
- I always thought #OBL would shave, dress in expensive resort wear, and quietly slip into some island paradise on a luxury yacht. #
- He'd have access to medical care, creature comforts, shopping for the wives. Also, a large collection of vintage aloha shirts and sunglasses #
- But no, he chose a ratty cinderblock farmhouse. When the SEALS dropped in, he thought Dish Network was filming another commercial. #OBL #
- Help me, Obi-wan. You're my only pants. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
- PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
- You… want… pants… #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
- Strong with the Pants, young Skywalker is! #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
- Damn. May the Fourth is over. #
- Happy birthday Michael Palin! Many happy return fares to exotic locales! #
- I thought the ABC snapped his lappets rather stylishly at the #royalwedding Our ++PB Katharine has nice lappets too http://is.gd/VgpyJK #
- RT @KagroX "Can we create a majority-fetus CD in the next redistricting?" only Majority-blastocyte will make it thru committee #
- If the Rapture doesn't happen on May 21, the Christianists look foolish. If it does happen, the GOP base is GONE. #WIN #
- If my @RepJoeWalsh did this, he is SHAMELESS @NancyPelosi: House Republicans just blocked another Dem bill to stop tax breaks for Big Oil. #
- Also @RepJoeWalsh explain your Schaumburg "flip" – you voted for oil subsidies then said you oppose them "Absolutely" http://is.gd/GhAB7a #
- My Congressman @RepJoeWalsh flipped on oil subsidies at town hall. Will he flip on trashing Medicare too? http://is.gd/k4U30a #
- I'm #prochoice and I vote.. @RepJoeWalsh #
- RT @lutheranish "…@RepJoeWalsh) voted for the anti-choice, anti- #woman HR3. Fight back! http://bit.ly/kDMqlZ #prochoice #p2" @dccc #GOTV #
- RT @longshoremaniam ".@RepPaulRyan @RepJoeWalsh @RepMickMulvaney MT Vote 1 way, talk 2 voters another. WTF?" http://j.mp/kPnbxe @majorityfm #
- I wish I still lived in Seattle, then @RepJimMcDermott would represent me instead of @RepJoeWalsh #TeabaggerJoe #
- RT @Suntimes "How about this for truthiness: Northwestern University to give honorary degree to Stephen Colbert http://suntm.es/jbvHLL" #
- That Think Progress video: http://thinkprogress.org/2011/…..hypocrisy/ #
- RT @TPM "Two More GOP Senators Back Off Paul Ryan's Medicare Plan http://tpm.ly/kfjCgM" That poll hit em in the chitlins, eh? #
- RT @HRC "Right-Wing Republicans Again Waste Time on the Defense of Marriage Act (#doma) — http://bit.ly/jdTwXA" #
- "Religiothuglicans. I hate these guys." #IndianaJonesandtheWordReplaceGame #
- RT @TPM "David Koch: I Don't Think Obama 'Contributed Much At All' To Bin Laden Killing http://tpm.ly/lJiNSV ^@ericlach" Ugh. #
- David Koch sponsors NOVA, how does he reconcile his worldview? Does he influence stories? #
- President Bush didnt go to Ground Zero today? These colors don't run, they just fade away. http://twitpic.com/4ttd3z #
- "We are going to die out here. I am so scared." #nationaldayofblair #
- Not watching debate on iPad, TV in use and can't be arsed to go downstairs and watch on desktop or laptop. FAUXNews stream is Flash. #FAIL #
- I did not know there was such a thing as fourth-string in politics. Until now. #GOPwho #
- #FF "RT @4AMNET: We've finally gotten with the 21st century and have a Twitter account. It's 4-AM, Do you know where your music is?" #
- RT @JC_Christian "Scott signs bill that will alienate his base, lose #GOP stranglehold on panhandle for decades http://on.msnbc.com/kdfJxv" #
- RT @downwithtyranny "The Far Right's Need To Destroy Democracy http://bit.ly/kjrOEh" I agree with this: the GOP will lie/cheat/steal to win. #
- Yeah, Rick Santorum's got a problem. Maybe he needs to take that frothy mix and make… lemonade? http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ #
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