Saw a car with one of those stick-on Save The Date for the Apocalypse decals on the door. I'll pencil that right in. # And now you're singing along too. # Traffic will be good. #TheDayAfterTheApocalypse # Dear @SenatorKirk Thanks for your letter. Tax Freedom Day would come a LOT EARLIER if US Corporations paid more than 0% tax! #morethanzero # Woo! @sockington Happy Turnover Day! Many happy turnovers! # Crazy Virginia woman attacks "very homosexual" Gaugin painting. No nipples were harmed. #artisticterrorism #p2 http://is.gd/kUeRQQ # .@RepJoeWalsh Laura Ingraham? She's too extreme, no thanks. #IL8 #p2 #coffeeparty # Bye Bye…