Inappropriate Quotation Marks “Emergency Transportation”

While waiting for the all-clear at Kihei Lutheran, found this trove of
inappropriate quote marks in their Community Outreach bulletin board.

They mean well, and offer some kind of "Emergency Transportation", a
"Choices" food program, and can do "Flyers" for special occasions.

Thanks to them for their hospitality while we waited out the tsunami.
They would have made a KILLING on a bake sale today, though!

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