This just in via my sturdy Google Reader feed:
Who do you want to vote for? Who do you want to represent our country on the world stage? Who is less scary? Who is more trustworthy? Who is more statesmanlike and leaderly? Who do you want taking that 3:00AM phone call? Who do you want the Football to follow around?
Please. Vote for That One. Because a vote is a terrible thing to waste.
CAPSHUNZ PLZZZ!!!
“Give me all your hamsters, I’m staaaaaaarviiiiiingggggg!!!”
