Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
Police in Middletown [Ohio] made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Not mentioned in this story, but in others: Ms. Allen had previously been contacted by the police for chasing children and generally acting out earlier in the evening at a different address in the neighborhood, also while clad in the cow costume. All stories seen thus far include bad jokes about cows. Oh, the bovinity!
Full length photo and the police report can be found at The Smoking Gun, which found this story udderly fascinating.
