Picket Akinola Sunday, Sept. 23, outside Chicago « Akinola, Repudiate Anti-Gay Violence

Picket Akinola Sunday, Sept. 23, outside Chicago « Akinola, Repudiate Anti-Gay Violence

Akinola seeks to split the worldwide Anglican Communion, the world’s second-largest Christian church with 70 million members, replacing the historic leadership of the Archbishop of Canterbury with himself as head of a new “Global South Communion.”Akinola will appear at the chapel of fundamentalist Wheaton College at 10:30 a.m. The chapel is located at the corner of Washington and Franklin Streets in Wheaton, Illinois, about 30 miles west of downtown Chicago.

The demonstration will be peaceful and will not disrupt the church service. It is aimed not only at the archbishop but at his American enablers, former Episcopalians with a particular antipathy for Gay people who are splitting the Church to keep Gay people out.

Gay and Straight Episcopalians will gather at 8 a.m. for Mass at St. James’s Cathedral, 65 E. Huron St., Chicago, then drive to Wheaton for the demonstration, which will last one hour, from 10-11 a.m. Protesters will march in procession on the sidewalk opposite the Wheaton College Chapel and will not interfere with those attending the church service.

The demonstration is co-sponsored by dailyoffice.org, a prayer website serving the Episcopal Church, and the Gay Liberation Network of Chicago.

I won’t be able to be there, but will be sending good thoughts and prayers that way. It’s really annoying, though, that in order to get the word out about the protest, it’s necessary to give Archibishop Akinola free publicity for his appearance. I’m sure that the local news will be there in force, although it would be worth a chuckle if they were not. That’s the whole point of this exercise – to raise the visibility of the “dissident” or “separatist” or “reasserting” or “conservative” wing of the Episcopal Church. Or in this case, to highlight the fact that some people have left and formed congregations allied with other Anglican churches in various African countries.

None of the descriptives for the people who are unhappy with the way things are going in the Episcopal Church are very satisfactory, actually. They don’t necessarily all get along, either – some groups don’t accept the ordination of women, while others do, up to a point. The one thing that unites them is a negative world view: they don’t like gays, they don’t like change, they don’t like women assuming roles traditionally played by men, they don’t like being marginalized by the more numerous moderate and liberal factions, they don’t like the idea of a compassionate and forgiving God. They don’t like being out of control. They don’t like “alternative” views or interpretations of concepts they consider immutable and holy.

However, they also don’t like being reminded that they break some Biblical injunctions against divorce and adultery more frequently than their more liberal brothers and sisters in Christ. It’s an interesting quandary.

They like rules, just their own rules and nobody else’s, and everyone toeing their line. It’s their way or the highway, and they’ll take it if nobody else will.

I suppose the most neutral tag I could apply to the people who want to split the Episcopal Church, in as many pieces as it takes to suit their narrow and sometimes mutually exclusive views, is “Fundamentalist Fragmentarians.”  They’ll ally with anyone that shares their views and helps them get the attention of the word press… for now. But any future disagreement will result in another fragment going off and doing harm on its way. Kind of like spiritual shrapnel.

[tags]Anglican, Akinola, gay clergy, protest, Chicago, marriage, divorce[/tags]

AFP: Zimbabwe Anglican church to sever ties with gays: official

Remember: Harare is the seat of the “Bad Bishop of Harare” that I’ve blogged about before. As stories in African web publications can disappear behind archive screens, or be withdrawn if someone important enough repudiates them, I’ve quoted the whole thing. Meanwhile, the Central African  synod  ousted a  progressive bishop who called for moderation on the gay clergy issue at their meeting in Malawi.

The scandalous “not fit to live” remarks by Bishop Orama of Uyo, Nigeria have been removed from the UPI website, but the “Akinola Repent” blog thoughtfully saved the article as a PDF.

AFP: Zimbabwe Anglican church to sever ties with gays: official

HARARE (AFP) — The Anglican church in Zimbabwe Saturday said it will not “stand with homosexuals” at a synod of four southern African Anglican churches in Malawi which is set to revive the issue of gay clerics.Refering to a diocesan act, a cleric at Harare diocese told AFP that three of the four dioceses in Zimbabwe had “unanimously agreed” to sever ties with dioceses in the Central African province which were in favour of homosexuals.

The Anglican province of Central Africa comprises Botswana, Malawi, Zambia and Zimbabwe.

The cleric, speaking on condition of anonymity, said according to the diocesan act, which came into effect on August 4, the Zimbabwe church will “dissociate and sever relationship with any individual, group of people, organisation, institution, diocese, province or people who indulge in or sympathise or compromises with homosexuality”.

He said Zimbabwe, along with Zambia and some dioceses of Malawi, will lead the anti-gay lobby at the synod which opens Saturday in Malawi’s southern resort district of Mangochi.

There are fears that the Central Africa province would break into three national provinces of Zimbabwe, Zambia and Malawi.

Botswana does not qualify to be a province because it has only one dioecese instead of the required four.

The chasm in the African Anglican church has partly been sparked by the church’s refusal to consecrate a liberal British vicar as bishop-elect of the diocese of Lake Malawi following allegations that he was gay.

Malawian Archbishop Bernard Malango, head of the Anglican Church in Central Africa stopped to confirm Nicholas Henderson amid allegations that the Briton supports gay rights or could be gay himself.

Malango was among the African Anglican primates who vehemently opposed the appointment of an American gay cleric, Gene Robinson, as Bishop of New Hampshire and the Canadian communion’s decision to bless same-sex marriages.

Henderson is said to be an active member of a group calling itself Modern Churchpeople Union (MCU) which advocates interests of gay people among other revolutionary ideas.

[tags]Anglican, gay clergy, Zimbabwe, Harare[/tags]

Egg Burrito In A Bag, With Olive

Flickr

Right, so this was the result. The bags came out of the saucepans full of boiling water, and were distributed via a pair of tongs and some scissors, because the bags tended to melt at the top if they came into contact with the hot edge of the pans. Melissa’s and Gloria’s bags were completely fused at the top and my mother-in-law was struggling to separate them until the scissors were brought to the table. She noted as how it would be more convenient if they had sat next to each other… but soon enough the Siamese twin bag omelets were successfully separated.

It wasn’t bad – it needed more seasoning. I didn’t use enough of the “extra ingredients” because there were a number of people behind me in the line to load up the bags. If I do it some time, I’d use bags designed for boiling, too – these were ordinary quart Ziploc bags. Also, I’d have salsa, ham cubes, crumbled ham, and chunks of breakfast sausage.

This would be an awesome thing for a camping breakfast, though, assuming you could pack in enough eggs and keep them fresh.

Basically, you get your pans of water boiling as you prepare all the ingredients for jazzing up your bag omelets, such as white onion, green onion, grated cheeses, diced tomatoes, diced red and/or green peppers, and herbs and spices. Then you line up, put your empty bag in a bowl to contain it, crack at least 2 eggs into the bag, moosh the contents until well mixed, and then add all the extras. Moosh gently again to mix, then squeeze out the remaining air in the bag before sealing the top. I don’t know if you’d leave an opening for steam to escape or not.

Place bags in boiling water and boil until egg “burritos” are done. Today they timed it for 13 minutes but let them go an extra 2 minutes, and mine was perfectly cooked. It would take a lot longer at a higher altitude, though.

Via: Flickr Title: 09-08-07_1258.jpg By: GinnyRED57
Originally uploaded: 8 Sep ’07, 1.00pm CDT PST

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Musical Unicornery

Things are about to get interesting in the Diocese of Chicago, in the “ancient Chinese curse” sense, so I went in search of a spiritual or musical unicorn chaser to get me in a better frame of mind.
After yesterday’s horrifying screed from a Nigerian bishop named Orama put me off reading the Internets tubes for a day, a friend emailed me to say that the Archbishop of All Nigeria will be speaking in the Chicago suburbs later in September, in support of some congregations that broke away to affiliate with the Anglican Church of Rwanda (bah, no linky-love for you). Yes, Akinola is coming here, but I’ll be off in the blue somewhere.

Meanwhile, it’s not known if Bishop Akinola’s visit was planned before or after Chicago’s nominees for bishop were announced. I tend to suspect the former, but of course he’s on a timetable and needs to get to as many large media markets as possible in the U.S. before September 30. That’s the “deadline” for the response from the U.S. House of Bishops to the ultimatum Akinola helped usher through the Primates’ Meeting.

There is no word yet as far as I know whether Bp. Akinola has distanced himself from Orama’s intemperate statements. Here’s part of what Bishop Orama said, which other conservative Anglicans have had the grace to repudiate:

“Homosexuality and lesbianism are inhuman. Those who practice them are insane, satanic and are not fit to live because they are rebels to God’s purpose for man…”

It would seem that Bishop Orama needs a little editing help; perhaps his superior can recommend a good proofreader.

Lame witticisms aside, people could die because of what this man has said. People made in the image of God – Susan Russell‘s not the only one to raise that point, it’s my instinctive response, too. I read those words, and I think of the loneliness of barbed wire fences across the high plains, and the lights of Laramie in the distance. Akinola has said similar things, in a somewhat more polished or “ready for prime time” way designed to get the most attention. His subordinate sounds like he’s trying to impress the boss, by piling on everybody’s favorite scapegoat of the decade.

UPDATE:

There’s a pretty good chance that Bishop Orama’s remarks WERE distorted by the Nigerian reporter, probably for purposes of gingering the story up to the usual standards of that country’s press, which is pretty much of the the FOX News “screaming headlines and unapologetic propaganda” school of journalistic endeavor.

Last night before I went to bed, it occured to me that in a decade or three, nobody will really bother about homosexuality or gay clergy, because

  1. Most of the people who really, really disapprove will have died off, and everyone else will be cool with it.
  2. Everybody will be freaking out about illegal aliens taking all the jobs. Damn those six-fingered little green men!
  3. Mainline churches will be threatened by schism because some people won’t accept alien baptism, or alien clergy.
  4. Bishops from China, India, and Unified Korea will do a little poaching, because aliens threaten Asian jobs too aren’t in the Bible.

Yes, I really do keep my mind busy while waiting to fall asleep by thinking about such things. So this evening I needed to get my Anglican groove on and find something beautiful and spiritual and unicorney to enjoy before bedtime.

And Now For Something Completely Anglican

I must be the last progressive High Church Anglophiliac to find out that the Beeb broadcasts live choral evensong services on Sunday evenings. They keep the recording online for the week, so you can catch it anytime. Don’t know if it’s also a podcast, I just found it, clicked, and was transported. As a humble choir member (Alto, with enough range to cover soprano or high tenor), I recognize the sheer hard work that must have gone into preparing this program. The music was technically very difficult – mostly quite modern, but with plenty of lovely shimmering harmonies and exciting tone clusters like bursts of chrysanthemums, or musical fireworks. Also, the more traditional hymns and Anglican chant were beautifully done. This particular service originated in Scotland, and the readings sounded warm and pleasant in the local accent. The Royal School of Church Music Millennium Choir did an outstanding job.

The pieces I’d like to track down for my iTunes are in bold. For some reason, links to the Beeb site totally screw up WordPress, preventing text below them from appearing. I’m going to have to leave the URL unlinked.

BBC Radio 3 Dunblane Cathedral
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/choralevensong/pip/dy6a0/

Sunday 2 September 2007 16:00-17:00 Radio 3

Live from Dunblane Cathedral with the RSCM Millennium Youth Choir.
Duration:

1 hour
Playlist:

Introit: A Celtic Prayer Matthew Beetschen
Hymn: Jesus calls us Lewis Folk Melody
Psalms: 141, 119 vv81-96 Ogden, Pye
First Reading: Isaiah 33 vv13-22
New Testament Canticle:A Song of Christs Glory Bill Ives
Second Reading: John 3 vv22-36
Magnificat: Trinity Service Philip Wilby
Responsory:A Song of Faith John Harper
The Choristers Prayer

John Harper
Anthem:Lo God is here Philip Moore
Hymn: I heard the voice of Jesus say The Rowan Tree
Organ Voluntary: Offrande et Alleluia final Livre du Saint-Sacrement Messiaen

Director of Music: David Ogden
Organists: Matthew Beetschen and Daniel Moult

Wait! NO! I changed My Mind!

Can’t this guy see the writing on the wall?  Mitch McConnell says he’s done. That isn’t good enough?

Sen. Craig may reconsider resignation, spokesman says – CNN.com

Meanwhile, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat from Nevada, returned from the Senate’s summer recess and made his first public comments on Craig’s sudden downfall.He suggested that Republican leaders judged Craig more harshly than they did Republican Sen. David Vitter, of Louisiana, who was recently linked to a heterosexual prostitution service.

“Everyone can see what they did with Vitter and what they did with Craig and draw their own conclusion,” Reid told CNN when asked if GOP leaders had employed a “double standard.”

McConnell disputed that notion, telling reporters there is a “substantial difference” between the Vitter matter, which took place before Vitter was in the Senate, and the Craig matter.

“The [Vitter] legal case was, in effect, over. And the only question was what was the attitude going to be of the Senate with regard to the admission that had been made,” said McConnell.

You bet there’s a double standard, and a substantial difference as well: Vitter’s scandal requires only one vas deferens. Craig’s required two.

If You Fly Northwest, Don’t Take Your Pet Goat

Certain of my clients tell me that Northwest is the airline most likely to have delays or cancellations. Guess they’re running short of goats. If you like yours, leave it at home.

KATHMANDU Reuters – Officials at Nepals state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.