Incessant Blog Fiddling Over For Now

If the three of you that content yourselves with reading this mess of a blog via a feed reader or something haven't actually visited in a while, you'll be surprised if you click through to look at the place. 

I got tired of the pretty pretty colors colors colors that I had overlaid on what started out to be a nice clean layout, and switched themes to WP-Andreas01 1.5. It's not as easy to customize as vanilla Tiga was, and having stuck my head under the hood to add my beloved drop shadows to the style sheet, I realized that it's really best that I back away slowly and not mess with it too much other than possibly changing some text colors to harmonize with whatever header photo I put on.

The current header was taken on our first road trip out to Mesa Verde. I decided what the heck, I have a ton of photos, I might as well start turning the best ones into banners.  

The Photo page has been updated because what I had done in there previously was a mess; I may give that Flickr plug-in a whirl again now that it's been updated, with some minor modifications that David will have to do (he has to delete an "include" in a PHP file somewhere in the Flickr directory). The modification will prevent people from Flickr from hunting me down and saying mean things for inadvertently pulling in images from every single frickin' group I belong to there, causing hundreds of cat group people to hate my guts for ever and ever.

And in the meantime, I really hate Internet Explorer. Don't use it, people. Firefox.  

Uh, Oh! Rove Tuesday Flapjacks, Anyone?

It's not quite Fitzmas, and it's a different agency that's investigating, but there may be a new holiday to celebrate if this inquiry goes where I think it's going:

Political Briefings At Agencies Disclosed – washingtonpost.com

Such coercion is prohibited under a federal law, known as the Hatch Act, meant to insulate virtually all federal workers from partisan politics. In addition to forbidding workplace pressures meant to influence an election outcome, the law bars the use of federal resources — including office buildings, phones and computers — for partisan purposes.

The administration maintains that the previously undisclosed meetings were appropriate. Those discussing the briefings on the record yesterday uniformly described them as merely "informational briefings about the political landscape." But House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Henry A. Waxman (D-Calif.), who has been investigating the GSA briefing, said, "Politicization of departments and agencies is a serious issue. We need to know more about these and other briefings."

In the GSA briefing — conducted like all the others by a deputy to chief White House political adviser Karl Rove — two slides were presented showing 20 House Democrats targeted for defeat and several dozen vulnerable Republicans.

[tags]Rove, GSA, Hatch Act[/tags]

At its completion, GSA Administrator Lurita Alexis Doan asked how GSA projects could be used to help "our candidates," according to half a dozen witnesses. The briefer, J. Scott Jennings, said that topic should be discussed "off-line," the witnesses said. Doan then replied, "Oh, good, at least as long as we are going to follow up," according to an account given by former GSA chief acquisition officer Emily Murphy to House investigators, according to a copy of the transcript

Hello? Can you hear us now?

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | New 'super-Earth' found in space

The Gliese 581 super-Earth is in what scientists call the "Goldilocks Zone" where temperatures "are just right" for life to have a chance to exist. Commenting on the discovery, Alison Boyle, the curator of astronomy at London's Science Museum, said: "Of all the planets we've found around other stars, this is the one that looks as though it might have the right ingredients for life.

"It's 20 light-years away and so we won't be going there anytime soon, but with new kinds of propulsion technology that could change in the future. And obviously we'll be training some powerful telescopes on it to see what we can see," she told BBC News.

And hear what we can hear, I might add. It's much, much more likely that something momentous could be discovered in the days, years, decades to come by radiotelescope: if, if, if there is someone there advanced enough to build machines that transmit signals, we might hear something someday. They might hear us, someday, because we've been screaming our collective heads off via radio and television transmissions since…Marconi's day? And we've got some things to think about.

Logically, on this "Goldilocks Zone" planet, there may be life, or there may not. If not, it might evolve someday, but that'll take billions of years so we needn't worry about it.

If there's life, it may be only at the bacterial stage. Again, not to worry. Also no need to bother if it's only at the large-organism stage, whether the dominant life form is a blue 3-eyed teddy bear with 7 double-jointed radial digits per round paw, or a 2-foot insectoid with the potential of developing multiple opposable calipers on their forward legs and a complex, multi-segmented brain in each division of its exoskeleton. It takes a while to get from there to digital watches and "what time shall we have lunch," so we probably can relax.

But if there's life, already sufficiently advanced to evolve intelligence, culture and technology, we'll hear them someday. And they'll hear us.

Question is: what will we say? It's one thing to imagine a crazy-advanced culture sending us fiendishly complex plans for building a transport device. But in reality, all we can really expect is that someday, we might send a powerful "Hello?" in their direction, and they might send one in ours.

But should we?

How would we react if we got an interstellar "Can you hear we now? " Not well, in some quarters. There would be a tremendous upheaval amongst the sort of people who attend conferences where they sit around making shit up to explain away the scientific evidence for an old earth, rather than a young earth created in 6 days of arbitrary length. People of various fundamentalist stripes (no matter what their actual faith) would be screaming about Satan's children out there in space and either thirsting for alien blood or hungering to rocket off and evangelize them. 

Frankly, the best we can hope for at this stage of our planetary development is discovering nothing more complex than algae, slime mold, and microbes on "Earth-like" planets within a hundred light-years of this solar system. We're not ready for anything with half-a-brain, because we'll freak out and destroy ourselves and the entire planetary economy at the news of anybody out there as "smart" as we are. 

And their reaction might be even screwier than ours. What if they're paranoid religious fanatics (like a significant fraction of our lot)? What if they're xeno-fascist carnivores who look at us in a ginormous, moon-sized telescope and say "hello, lunch? " We have to hope for peaceful, New-Age mantra-spouting teddy bears, or spiritually advanced philosopher-monks who really ARE entitled to be called "Grasshopper. " 

Yes, the smart humans and the smart teddy bears or smart grasshoppers would just be excited and happy to talk to each other in a mutually agreed-on numeric and chemical language while we work out linguistic systems for understanding each others' broadcasts and cultural mileus. But each species would have to be very, very sure that their stupid people aren't in a position to screw things up for everyone else between here and Libra.

And as an actual Libra myself, I'd like to say I'm happy and hoping that there's life on this new planet in "my" constellation, and I'm also a bit worried that there might be and sort of hoping there might not be, for the reasons I've detailed above. How stereotypical of me.

And now for something completely different.

For some time now, I've been telling myself "bedtime stories" at night, while waiting (mostly fruitlessly) to fall asleep. They're science fiction stories, mostly, and they're just images and pondering "what ifs." Quite often, I mull over what a real "first contact" between us and some imaginary aliens might be like.

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In the scenario I've been thinking about most recently, aliens whose motivations and goals are completely mysterious instantaneously transport a huge number of people to the surface of a world that consists of empty, rolling grasslands and a long waterfall.

The people find themselves in clear, bouncing spheres suspended of some sort of life-sustaining  gel. They are naked, immobilized, and frozen in whatever position they were in when they were "borrowed." The spheres are extruded from a glasslike device suspended above the grassland, or they simply "pop" into being and drop gently to the ground, bouncing slowly and gracefully along.

The people in the spheres may be able to draw breath and scream or shout questions, but the gel prevents any but the faintest sound to escape. Hundreds and thousands of shimmering blue worlds, each containing just one naked inhabitant, bounce downhill and into a wide slow river. They float on for a while, mostly right side up depending on the body mass of the person trapped inside, and then fall over a wide, impossibly high waterfall.

The people in the spheres can't really see very much, because the gel makes it difficult to see anything clearly, and many of them are without their glasses or contact lenses anyway. Some spheres may appear to have occupants that don't look like humans. At the bottom of the waterfall, which is more of a very long, steep water-race, a few spheres were damaged and have burst, with struggling figures trying to get out of the gel. These figures quickly discover they can't breathe, and try to scoop up the gel to suck "air" out of it, but dimly seen Others surround them holding strange devices, and they "pop" out of existence. These Others seem to be wrangling stray spheres back toward the river that happened to have bounced out of the stream and rolled to a stop in rough ground. The screams from nearby spheres become clearly audible when the wranglers appear, because they are all too clearly Not People, even though the gel and the tough membrane on the outside of the spheres prevents the people inside from being able to bring them into focus.

The people in the spheres float on after the waterfall, and are slowly collected in a giant spiral sweep that pushes them out of the river, and up a to an incredibly high, wide ramp, where they are transported onward and downward on a long sloping incline towards a staggeringly large central collection point. At this point, there appear to be millions of spheres, gathered in streams from points all over the grassland planet, stacked up like pearls in a ocean-sized fishbowl. They are shown images of Earth, the grassland world, bizarre things that might be interplanetary natural history, and the stars, in a confusing stream of moving and still pictures of humans and of other beings who can't be identified. A few, a very few people, suddenly "get" that they are being shown a message of peace, but don't know exactly what for. Quite a few people are so exhausted from overload that they're in shock or unconscious, and a fair number of people assume they're dead, and in either Heaven and Hell, depending on whether they're upside-down or not. This bumping, rolling, floating, falling, sphere-collecting experience goes on for untold hours or days. The somewhat soothing images go on and on, projected all around and in the tiny spaces between the tightly packed spheres. No matter where the people in the slowly loosening gel manage to turn, they see images of planets, bizarre creatures, aliens, stars, water, ice, plants, and structures that are either art or architecture. This goes on for long enough that people start to wonder why they aren't hungry, thirsty, or in need of a rest room. The gel seems to be taking care of all their physical needs, for at least as long as the images keep running.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, everyone else has suddenly realized that The Rapture has occurred and the End Times have come. A few naked people that appeared unexpectedly, telling bizarre, but consistent stories about broken spheres, gel, and an airless prairie world are quietly taken to behavioral health centers in countries all over the world. Quite a few scientists get beaten up and jeered at. The major news channels all have fancy graphics  on the wall-to-wall coverage of the global disappearance of several million people, but only one cable channel was foxy enough to copyright "The Rapture: End Times," so everyone else has to make up a catchphrase that uses some other apocalyptic buzzwords. A number of scientists hide out at the summer homes of friends, say "well, crap" a lot and mutter under their collective breath, but they have no physical data other than discarded clothing and personal possessions, and absolutely no explanation for the disappearance of so many people at the same time.

In all this religious ferment, a lot of poor people starve to death or die from neglect because nobody thought to keep the famine and social services and human rights campaigns running, since most of the do-gooder religious types thought it was the end of the world. 

On the third day, several million screaming naked people suddenly reappear on Earth, approximately where they were when they "left." Those who were in planes or riding as passengers of cars are considerately returned to other moving planes and cars, so nobody appeared 33,000 feet up, free-falling. However, they appear at random, which tends to unnerve airline seatmates and solitary drivers, but not a few of the latter quickly move their vehicles into the HOV lanes, so there are relatively few accidents. No one who was actually operating a plane, car, bus, train, boat, space shuttle, or other conveyance was "taken," so there were no catastrophic plane crashes or horrific multi-car accidents as the believers in Rapture had so confidently predicted, a fact that they had been attempting to explain away while they ordered the Earth to their liking for the long expected and imminent thousand-year reign of Christ. The scientists who had pointed out this and a few other uncomfortable facts return from their summer-home exiles and get back to work. They try not to look too smug, and really, really try not to look too relieved. 

The "World Government of Christ on Earth" falls apart pretty fast, since they hadn't done much in three days other than argue fine points of doctrine. The regular governments slowly start to pick up the pieces. 

Everything gets very, very screwed up for a long time, because the religious people think the naked people are a trick by Satan, and the naked people just want to get their clothes and car keys and cell phones back and get someone to believe their crazy, but consistent story about gel-filled bouncing spheres on another planet and alien wranglers and bizarre, but rather soothing images.  Not a few of the naked people actually think they were Raptured, but must not have made the final cut because of the sin of their nakedness, and only a few of the smartest people think they've been given a gift, an opportunity to know that we are not alone, and that we have been offered a greeting of peace and friendship from an unimaginable distance. 

The scientists perk up when they start collecting reports. Nobody can get them a sample of the gel, though. The naked people all come back with beautifully moisturized skin, but not a drop nor molecule of gel came back with them.

Quite a few of the not-so-smart, but politically connected people are so pissed off about the abductions that they convince a lot of government scientists to work on contacting other planets via new technologies, to "get around" the problem of communicating and traveling across the vast distances of interstellar space, to find some allies, and hunt down those sphere-wrangling bastards that kidnapped half of humanity.

They manage, after many years of secret research, to contact one other intelligent race, who send images of spheres full of individuals of their species, and of a mass abduction, along with a warning. They are sent, in return, images of spheres full of humans, a similar mass abduction, and an invitation to help search for the perpetrators.

By this time, the religious people have given up waiting for the real Rapture, because they've finally been worn down by the enormous preponderance of evidence for a mass abduction by aliens. Yet another alien race is just too much for them to take in, because they cannot imagine God creating aliens too, if humans were created in His image. This and other paradoxes finally put paid to most of the "magical thinking" and "scriptural literalist" threads of religious thought. A few die-hards go on insisting on the Truth, the Way, the (insert title of holy book here). Most of them die off eventually. After a few decades, of course, all the original naked people have died off too (even the ones still stuck in mental hospitals), and the abduction attains legendary status because it is no longer within living memory. The Last Naked Person lives to be 108, and got very boring at the end, endlessly going on about Rube Goldberg-like structures made of extruded glass thousands of feet tall, and the sight of millions of spheres bouncing down into a bowl-like Coliseum the size of the Gulf of Mexico for the big show-and-tell at the end.

The scientists, and the new aliens, contact a third race. More images of spheres, warnings, negotiations, and invitations ensue. By triangulating the position of each new race contacted, after hundreds of years, the likeliest location for the abductor race is deduced to be in a "bare patch" in the center of a sort of "sphere of influence" containing all the pissed off abductee races. Their entire planetary economies are put to the task of finding the abductors, physically traveling to their planet, and bombing them back to the stone age. Some of the races advance incredibly quickly because of all the inter-species cooperation. There is a good deal of competitive spirit and jockeying for pride of place, literally and figuratively, in the plans for a joint spacial expeditionary force.

A few smart people still keep trying to tell everyone, including the allied races, that the messages the original naked people were shown in their abductions were an attempt to say "hello" and "peace." They are still mostly ignored, but each partner planet has a quite a few so the movement is pretty far-reaching.

One glorious day, about a milennium after the Earth abductions and a hundred years or so after the last known extraterrestrial one, the humans and their allies assemble in battle formation at the point they have determined to be the center of the area that must logically contain the grassland world, because all their planets range outward from that point. 

But there is nothing there, other than an odd astrophysical feature that seems to be an intermittent weakness in the fabric of space. The abductors are probably located in some unimaginably distant and unreachable galaxy, and there is nothing to see here at all. Years of standing watch on station go by, waiting for some kind of "abductor" activity to shoot at or follow. The gigantic fleet has nobody to go to war with but itself; political and economic tensions have built up between some of the allies over the centuries and now that everybody has a big hot new fleet of warships, it's inevitable that somebody will do something stupid.  Eventually, someone does just that, and very few ships make it home from the station-keeping point. None at all come back to Earth.

Back home, the few smart people, and the descendents of smart people, that had been saying all along that they'd been shown a message of peace and friendship, take up the governance of their respective planets, because clearly the fleets weren't going to return and the "punish the abductor" parties were politically ruined. The massive military programs that nearly caused economic disaster are scaled back, tensions are reduced, detente is experimented with, and a kind of trade springs up in music, literature, and other cultural products that can be transmitted across sub-space. It's far too expensive and energy-limited to think of commercial shipping; the militaries could afford to build and launch and power ships only when it had the entire gross planetary product to spend of each allied race. 

Meanwhile, back on the grassland planet, the guardians of the holy message of peace and friendship between all sentient beings had set their sights on a neighboring arm of the same obscure little galaxy, secure in the knowledge that their cause was noble and their peace would never be shattered, because no race would ever be able to resist their message…or  find them for that matter.

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Yes, this is the kind of bedtime story I tell myself at night – mostly the part about bouncing around immobilized in the sphere, making a slight "bloongy bloongy" noise as it goes downhill in the grassland toward the river.  I find that part kind of relaxing.

Maybe sometime I'll tell the story of the hyper-intelligent spacegoing tree that reproduces by asexual budding, leaving pieces of itself behind in its journey Outward to communicate telepathically with intelligent species it encounters, and how it is befriended by a lonely, troubled Earth boy.  It looks a little like the ceiba, the World Tree of Mayan cosmology, except that it's purple and its many thin branches end in tiny hand-like structures, like the rays of the sun on an Egyptian tomb mural.

Tonight, I'll be telling myself about this new exoplanet for a while – how a "year" is only 13 planetary revolutions around its small, dark, cold Sun, and wondering how quickly it rotates on its axis, and whether you can see the sun-disk moving across its skies, and whether the shadows are constantly moving, and whether the other giant planets in its system hang hugely portentious in the sky. And wondering what tides are like, if there are oceans there as the scientists think, and whether aliens could surf the crazy coriolis-effect waves. Hang twelve!

[tags]Space, exoplanets, Earth, Science Fiction[/tags]

Election Fraud and Missing Emails and Attorneys General, Oh My

TomPaine.com – GOP's Cyber Election Hit Squad Exposed

Did the most powerful Republicans in America have the computer capacity, software skills and electronic infrastructure in place on election night 2004 to tamper with the Ohio results to ensure George W. Bush's re-election? The answer appears to be yes.

There is more than ample documentation to show that on Election Night 2004 , Ohio's "official" Secretary of State website—which gave the world the presidential election results—was redirected from an Ohio government server to a group of servers that contain scores of Republican web sites, including the secret White House e-mail accounts that have emerged in the scandal surrounding Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’s firing of eight federal prosecutors.

Recent revelations have documented that the Republican National Committee (RNC) ran a secret White House e-mail system for Karl Rove and dozens of White House staffers. This high-tech system used to count and report the 2004 presidential vote—from server-hosting contracts, to software-writing services, to remote-access capability, to the actual server usage logs themselves—must be added to the growing congressional investigations.

Oy. Add another major scandal to the tottering pile awaiting investigation and oversight. There might be something in it, but there's a lot of conjecture, too. Which you'd expect, if there really was fraudulent electoral tampering going on – because the bad guys would be highly motivated to cover their tracks under layer after layer of technology, software, servers, and shell corporations.

There's something that always strikes me as funny whenever there's a close election or a hotly contested runoff. Republican pols are always very quick to holler " voter fraud! " and start investigations and lawsuits when they're on the down side of the polls ( See "Washington, State of, Governor's Election of Christine Gregoire" ). 

Republicans are typically more interested in removing "fraudulent" or ineligible or duplicated names from the voter rolls than making sure that every person has a fair and balanced shot at voting in the election. They are suspicious of "voters" in general, and tend to assume that the great mass of eligible citizens aren't the kind of voters they're looking for. They tend to want "quality". Sometimes this is from enlightened self interest – moderates want and support the concept of an educated electorate. Neoconservatives, not so much, I'm thinking. They sometimes are not above out-and-out discouraging or intimidating potential voters from showing up, or confusing them with last-minute campaign materials that muddy the waters.

The Democrats typically respond with a "Dude…wait, what?" alacrity to charges of election tampering if they are on the upside, as if they're thinking "but we don't need to commit voter fraud, we're in the majority in urban areas."  On the other hand, when Democrats are on the downside, they'll often cry foul about overwhelmed, understaffed precincts and a lack of voting machines and polling places in "urban" ( read: "black" ) areas, while pointing at the well staffed, abundant, and well-stocked voting locations with plenty of voting machines in "suburban" ( read: "white" ) locations. This is most likely to happen where a Republican (or a group of Republicans) control(s) the mechanics of voting, as in the case of Ohio. 

Note: in the case of Chicago vs. Downstate Illiinois elections, stand everything I just said on its head. In Chicago elections, there are actually Democratic thug-types that go around their precincts, knock on doors, and lurk outside polling places, "encouraging" voters to go with the "machine" guy and not the "reform" candidate (especially in the Democratic primaries, which are the defacto elections for most city and county offices). Downstate tends to be more Republican, and we usually have a Republican governor (and may yet again soon the way Blago keeps getting himself snarled up).

Democrats are generally more interested in making sure that every last possible eligible voter of whatever color not only can vote, but is encouraged to vote. They tend to want "quantity".  If Democrats control the mechanics of voting, they make sure there are a lot of conveniently located polling places, plenty of volunteer polling judges, and plenty of the nuts-and-bolts supplies on hand. Or at least they try, although mishaps still happen that are sometimes innocent, and sometimes more than a little fishy.

Many years ago, corruption was much more common in Democratic electoral practices, and there are still whispers about "dirty" election tactics in the past (case in point: the way Daley's father handed Illinois' electoral votes to John F. Kennedy). 

Most "machine" Democrats would never dream of hacking the actual voting machines or changing vote tallies using technology, because their power is in their "people skills." Many ordinary, "party loyalist" Republicans rely on their mad GOTV database skillz and the dirtier aspects of "scare tactic" advertisments and Swift Boat Veteran hatchet jobs to do their jobs. They're not above tying up phone lines so their counterparts can't use their own mad GOTV skillz, too.  

The very, very small number of Republican officials that might be willing to risk fines or prison in order to deliver a satisfactory victory with a vew convenient "glitches," would probably prefer to work quietly and behind the scenes, where the likelihood of discovery is least.

Does everything in this country have to break down into the "nurturing, permissive Mother" and "judgemental, strict Father" models? Politics, religion, the works?

[tags]Election Fraud[/tags]

How To Be a Successful Arsonist

Here are a few simple rules on how to succeed as an arsonist:

  1. Use a slow accelerant so you can make your getaway and establish an alibi.
  2. Work clean, work careful. Don't spill, don't use smelly stuff, trim excessive hair.
  3. Don't blow up your own house; you'll be first on the suspect list if you screw up.
  4. Under no circumstances should you ever run out of your own house with burning hair and beard, smelling of gasoline, just before it blows itself to smithereens.

Salt Lake Tribune – Explosion disintegrates Sugar House home, sparks fires in neighboring houses

About 10 p.m. Monday, a boom shook neighboring homes (in the Salt Lake/Sugar House district) as the brick-made residence ignited, according to neighbors. The homes to the immediate east and west also caught fire and suffered significant damage.
    Neighbors rushed from their homes upon hearing the blast. They told reporters a man emerged from the home, just beating the full brunt of the blast, and ran into the street with hair and beard aflame. He smelled like gasoline, said Chad Heitkemper, who lives four houses east of the home that exploded.
    McKone said the man suffered minor injuries. He was taken to LDS Hospital and then to jail.
    Investigators do not yet know what was used to cause the explosion or why it may have been set, McKone said.

[tags]Arson, Salt Lake, Sugar House[/tags]

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The Bad Bishop Makes Episcopal Life Online

Episcopal Life Online – WORLD REPORT

The letter was signed by 14 bishops including Nolbert Kunonga, the Anglican bishop of Harare, who is a staunch ally of President Robert Mugabe and his policies and who once referred to the opposition as dogs barking at an elephant. The central African bishops represent Anglican churches in Botswana, Malawi, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.

Kunonga has a long-standing feud with his own church members because of his open support for Mugabe's ruling Zanu-PF party. He met with the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williams, March 7 to discuss the grave challenges faced by the Church, civil society and the State in Zimbabwe.

Yep, the Bad Bishop of Harare has been in the news, and this story finally made its way to Episcopal Life Online. At least it's not the completely fatuously written article that started out as a fawning paean to Mugabe's rule. That one started off: 

THE Anglican Church Province of Central Africa has added its voice to the growing condemnation of the illegal Western sanctions imposed on Zimbabwe and called for their scrapping, urging Britain to honour its obligations to fund land reforms in the country.

In their Pastoral letter issued at the end of their Episcopal Synod in Harare last week, the 14 bishops and one canon, among them the head of the Province of Central Africa, the Most Rev Bernard Amos Malango, acknowledged that the economic situation in Zimbabwe stemmed from illegal sanctions.

A more temperately worded response from the Catholic bishops of Africa puts it mildly but firmly that Mugabe is the man that's got to go, and that the Anglicans are backing the party of corruption. It's an embarassment, really. It's a pity that +ABC Rowan Williamson couldn't have been a little more forceful in his public statement after his meeting with +Kunonga but what could he do? He had his hands full with the Primates' Meeting around then.

[tags]Anglican, Bishop of Harare, Kunonga[/tags]

Mike Daisy: Deliberately Targeted?

Mike Daisy: A Night To Remember 

YouTube link to video 

Last night's performance of INVINCIBLE SUMMER was disrupted when eighty seven members of a Christian group walked out of the show en masse, and chose to physically attack my work by pouring water on and destroying the original of the show outline.

I'm still dealing with all the ramifications, but here's what it felt like from my end: I am performing the show to a packed house, when suddenly the lights start coming up in the house as a flood of people start walking down the aisles–they looked like a flock of birds who'd been startled, the way they all moved so quickly, and at the same moment…it was shocking, to see them surging down the aisles. The show halted as they fled, and at this moment a member of their group strode up to the table,  stood looking down on me and poured water all over the outline, drenching everything in a kind of anti-baptism.

The video captures Daisy as he gets wound up in a racy take on what's going through your head if you happen to be ****ing Paris Hilton, and what's going through her head in return (OMG! I'M Paris Hilton!). Then he pauses, looks puzzled, and you start to see and hear people moving out of the theater. Some of them were clearly seated toward the front and can be seen on camera. Then one young man comes up and ceremoniously dumps the contents of his water bottle all over Daisy's handwritten notes. You can hear one of the stage/theater people off to one side exclaim "That's SO RUDE!!" as she rushes over with towels and starts to mop up. Another stage manager guy lifts the notes gingerly by the edge and says "what do you want to do with this?"

I'm no big fan of monologuists, although Daisy seems to be pretty entertaining. After attempting to interact with the protesters (some shouting, and then an honest attempt at dialogue), he scores on his own naivete' – earlier in the day, he had been tickled to hear that two high school groups had booked in and the show was sold out. Sold out! Two school groups! He remarked how proud he was that his work was reaching young people. Then after the walkout, he realized he'd been had, and hollered after their leader something about "next time you book a school group for a show, check on what you're going to see!" 

But I suspect that he knows he was targeted – the walkout was too well orchestrated and went too smoothly, within moments of Daisy's Paris Hilton punchline. 

I'm not impressed with the "school group"'s walkout. It does sound like the kind of bratty,  holier-than-thou, heavily staged behavior that a Christian youth group might come up with to "protest" something they've been led to believe is sinful, bad, wrong, whatever.  

[tags]Mike Daisy, walkout, holier than thou[/tags]