• Episcopal

    The Hip Hop Prayer Book

    Welcome to Church Publishing Psalm 23 as adapted by Ryan Kearse The Lord is all that, I need for nothing. He allows me to chill. He keeps me from being heated and allows me to breathe easy. He guides my life so that I can represent and give shouts out in his Name. And even though I walk through the Hood of death, I don't back down for you have my back. The fact that you have me covered allows me to chill. He provides me with back-up in front of my player-haters and I know that I am a…

  • Hot Off The Presses

    Diaper check at NASA, another nut case on the loose!

    NASA evacuates Houston building – Space News – MSNBC.com A building at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston was evacuated Friday amid reports that an armed person was barricaded there, the space agency said. Other employees at the center were told to remain in lockdown as authorities surrounded the scene. Does somebody need some Huggies?

  • Hot Off The Presses

    Copycats Galore

    Teen charged in suburban school bomb rumor | Chicago Tribune A 16-year-old Schaumburg High School student was cited as a juvenile with disorderly conduct today after he allegedly made statements he wanted to plant a bomb at the school on the 8th anniversary of the Columbine massacre. It's the time of year for spring flings, senior sluff day, and copycat bomb/campus shooter reports. Which is a pretty sick joke, y'all, but it doesn't stop kids from pulling it.

  • Funnies - Religion

    Oh, For God’s Sake

    Pope Revises 'Limbo' for Babies | Chicago Tribune VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI has revised traditional Roman Catholic teaching on so-called "limbo," approving a church report released Friday that said there was reason to hope that babies who die without baptism can go to heaven. Benedict approved the findings of the International Theological Commission, which issued its long-awaited document on limbo on Origins, the documentary service of Catholic News Service, the news agency of the American Bishop's Conference. This is just…weird. Next week: the Pope announces just exactly how many angels can do the foxtrot on the head of a…

  • Politics, Schmolitics

    I (Heart) Vermont

    Vermont Senate: Impeach the President | Chicago Tribune MONTPELIER, Vt. — Vermont senators voted Friday to call for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, saying their actions have raised "serious questions of constitutionality." The nonbinding resolution was approved 16-9 without debate — all six Republicans in the chamber at the time and three Democrats voted against it. Yet another non-binding resolution – let's have a binding one next time!