Drat eBay and their policy, bless Brother Causticus and his wit

Heh. Brother Causticus had the right idea: pay for the Archbishop's travel to visit we poor benighted colonials instead of his ultra-conservative chums in Africa, via an eBay auction:

See American bishops in their native habitat!

The bishops of the American Episcopal Church have asked Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, to make an unprecedented and long-delayed visit to them in North America to discuss the Current Unpleasantness pre-occupying the Anglican Communion. The Americans assure ++Cantuar that their Christian hospitality will match that of the various fissiparous bishops he has broken bread with on multiple continents. So that the plate and pledge of parishes is not unnecessarily depleted, elements within TEC inclined toward reconciliation or at least a good face-to-face row are offering a business class ticket to any USA destination of the archbishop's choosing, along with lodging in a Courtyard by Marriott ™ or better accommodation within strolling distance of the agreed-upon meeting place. A team of Th.D translators will be on hand to couch ++Cantuar's musings in terms accessible to the colonials. Tea and biscuits to be provided by the ECW.

All are invited to bid on this communion-saving encounter.

 

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(an image of the original eBay posting, which has now been taken down owing to eBay's dratted policy) 

Windjammer Barefoot Cruises – Sail a tall ship to the Caribbean

Windjammer Barefoot Cruises – Sail a tall ship to the Caribbean

Tropical adventure and near-perfect weather have lured seafarers and landlubbers to the Virgin Islands for centuries. Even the Gods were seduced … for they blessed this region with zephyr winds that keep Legacy’s sails billowing. From bow to stern, emerald islands, rocky outcrops and pretty yachts dot the panoramic seascape. There’s good reason why the Virgins are called the water sports capital of the Caribbean: the sailing, windsurfing and swimming are first rate. Beach-accessible coral reefs and calm lagoons make for excellent snorkeling and scuba diving. There’s good shopping and sightseeing in the Leewards, while the British isles offer healthy doses of barefoot R & R. This is a perfect introductory cruise for Caribbean newcomers. 

Okay, here's what we were expecting to do:

St. Maarten • Anguilla • Jost Van Dyke • Norman Island • Tortola • Virgin Gorda

What we ended up doing was substituting St Barths for Anguilla for some reason, and then that put us farther away from our next stop, which turned out to be Tortola to take on extra water, so we motored all night. Then after Tortola, we went to Virgin Gorda, Norman Island, and Jost Van Dyke. It was all mixed up and screwed up but we had a good time. 

I'm still trying to work out what the deal was with some of the people on the boat – one fellow named Frank seemed to be an employee, as he did a little of everything, but it turns out he and his wife were the ship's VIPs – they had taken at least 25 or more trips with Windjammer and were shown on the crew photo board as "Best Friends." David and I wondered if they basically lived aboard as much as possible, because they seemed to be  doing several cruises back-to-back. They sat with the captain at dinner and acted as judges of the wacky games night activities (which included several of the men in drag, which was oddly compelling and also funny). During the crew introductions on the first morning, Frank put on a different shirt for every crew division and joined them – deck crew, stewards, engine room, officers, the lot. He helped the one guy run the hoist for the Zodiac – used for dive excursions mostly. He also held line for other guys when they were doing other tasks that weren't specifically "all shipmates lend a hand" type activities. There was also a young woman who seemed to be a bit VIP ish – we called her the "new hotness" because she seemed to have a pretty high opinion of herself and the way she pranced around in wide belts instead of skirts was pretty eye-catching. She seemed to be pretty chummy with all the good looking young officers, and it turned out she was someone from the Miami reservations office. 

We were okay with the cabin not being quite what we had envisioned based on the descriptions on the website, and the paint and decor of the rest of the ship was sometimes a little tired looking (particularly the carved wood mermaid in the quarterdeck area, whose body seemed to be unconnected to the wooden tail that was stuck up on the counter between the purser's office and the activities desk. Some of the nicer cabins did look much fresher and newer than what we were in.

I do want to say very strongly that I was not happy at ALL with the situation as regards to smoking versus non-smoking areas of the ship. The cabins were all non-smoking. The smoking area was supposed to be on the top deck, which is shaded by a large awning near the bar and is where everyone gathered for Captain's Story Time. Problem was, the smokers would dot theselves all around the area, and no matter where you went in the shady area, you were downwind of a smoker. And Frank and his consort and their friend all smoked like chimneys, and so did the new hotness and a few other people, so you could never escape it unless you went forward of the bar into the sunny areas, and depending on which way we were going or whether the crew needed to rope an area off to do mooring or anchoring tasks, you'd be asked to move if you did find a shady spot.

I really, really had a problem with the air quality due to the smoking, and also the diesel exhaust is pretty noticeable depending on where you are and which way the wind was blowing.  I'll be saying something about that on my passenger comment card.

We hope to stay in touch with a few people, like Barbara and her god-daughter Wendy and a few others. There's definitely potential in taking more trips with Windjammer, but you have to pay to get a nice cabin in the forward area, or your trip might not be as enjoyable as it could be. We're chalking our first voyage up to experience.

One caveat: Do not bring large amounts of cash. Bring lots of travelers' checks. Tips are settled at the end  of the cruise by putting cash or travelers' checks in the tip box, and the captain and the purser go through the box and split up all the cash equally amongst the crew that is not "licensed" (ie. officers) or salaried (ie. the purser and activities mate). Thus the engine guys and the deck crew, the most hard-working men I've ever seen, share equally in the tips. Travelers' checks are left unaddressed but signed, so that they can be written over to various vendors; an equivalent amount of cash is paid in to the tips kitty for distribution. It was kind of an interesting way of doing it.

The thing about cash is that no matter where you hide it, it can be found. Two couples reported that they had lost a lot of cash, and the one woman said she had put it in a little wallet stuck in a jewelry case the night before, checked it later, and found it missing. She said it was as much as $500.00 – and was remarkably philosophical about the loss later! For a while, I thought I'd lost a little cash too, but found it stuffed in my day bag. It was a bit of a downer at the end of the week but everyone seemed to shrug it off.

Yeah. There will be a next time for sure, but we'll know better how to go about it.  

[tags]Windjammer, Cruise, Sailing Ship[/tags] 

 

Rain, Rain, Oh Okay You Can Stay

It’s a rainy day in this version of Paradise; Tortola is a pretty dry island and obviously needs the rain, so I don’t begrudge the weather. We got out and did a snorkel sail excursion yesterday, so today wasn’t planned to be anything but perhaps driving around or hiking. Now that it’s raining, it’s looking to be a relaxing day, and we have stuff to make sandwiches if necessary, although we’ll probably get pulled together to get lunch somewhere “out.”

Yesterday at almost the last second I booked a snorkel sail with Patouche Charters, as we had left messages on several answering machines for different companies yesterday. One guy nearby had availability and was actually in the office when I called, but didn’t take credit cards; we got a call yesterday morning fairly early from Julie at Patouche, apologizing for not returning the call earlier due to a problem transfering their calls. They took credit cardsand didn’t need us to be there until 9am, so that was how we ultimately decided to go with them.

Drove past the Dolphin Experience on the way in and saw a dolphin execute a perfectly circular leap in the air, so I added that to the list of “wildlife sighted.” By the end of the day, we sighted many anemones, sponges, David saw a manta (and got the video to prove it) and I saw a glass ball float but couldn’t dive down to retrieve it. Also: a bunch of goats “for your viewing pleasure” and a pack of wild dogs.

The boat was crewed by Shane, a friendly young Tortolan guy, and Faye, a yachtie-type young woman from Maine. There were only 6 guests so it was a very nice and laid-back time, almost like going out with friends. On the way out of the harbor, Shane spotted a friend on another boat and decided to get in a little race with him; Shane and I quickly bonded over the whole “sail is better than motor” thing and he and Faye got sails up and raised the engine out of the water. We chuckled along very quickly and soon wewere zigging and zagging back and forth trying to get upwind of the other boat. At one point we almost took out their dingy – “Ooops” was my comment to Shane – and then pulled ahead. The Legacy was anchored out in the harbor too – I saw a few people moving about on board. They’re done for the week and probably just hanging around until time to move the ship into dry dock.

Faye mentioned that the Legacy was often pulling into Tortola unexpectedly for one thing and another – engine problems, etc. and didn’t have a very good opinion of the ship, remarking that it needed a good coat of paint and some serious work. I told her about the dry dock and refit.

We went first to an area called The Caves – at first farther down, and then Shane moved the boat right at the Caves area, and in both places we enjoyed the snorkeling very much. The catamaran we were on had a really nice swim ladder that was easy to grab onto going up and down, and they set up our masks with de-fog for us and everything. As soon as we came out of the water each time, they were there with a plate of sweet pastry or a can of something to drink. Nice, nice people. The other people on the boat werea couple of couples and 2 guys from New York – the latter were staying at Fort Recovery and we ended up giving them a ride home.

After the first 2 snorkel swims at the Caves, we moved over to the rock formations called the Indians – swam around them to see a long, deep coral wall on one side, and a shallower area with beautiful coral on the other side. I saw plenty of fish all places, a fair amount of dead coral, but a lot of healthy coral and also sea fans and soft corals billowing in the currents. It was lovely.

More pastries, had lunch, more drinks, and then a leisurely sail back to Road Town. The other boat we had beaten so handily earlier beat us into the harbor… but their motor was running the whole way, and they were coming from a direction that they had more wind to work with for the run in to the harbor area before dropping sail.

During a stop at the grocery store, Pierre and Dmitri and I (they didn’t look like their names, but looked like ordinary raffish American guys) were wandering around shopping, and started singing spontaneously with one of the store shelf stockers, who was singing “When the Saints go Marching In” in spite of the Muzak playing something by Bob Marley. So we all started singing – me croaking along, the other guys happily enough (they’d had some of the rum punch). It was a fun time. On the way back, we spotted thegoats and dogs, which the NY boys found entertaining and remarkable.

The rest of the day: napping and then making sandwiches and having a rum punch.

Today will probably be spent hanging out here waiting for the rain to stop, and then wandering around in search of a meal.

It’s a dog’s life.

Relax, This Is Not Us

2 Fall Off Cruise Ship in Gulf of Mexico | Chicago Tribune

GALVESTON, Texas — A man and woman fell overboard from a cruise ship in the Gulf of Mexico early Sunday, but both were rescued after a four-hour search and appeared to be in good condition, a cruise line spokeswoman said. The 22-year-old man and 20-year-old woman fell 50 to 60 feet from a cabin balcony, said Julie Benson, spokeswoman for Princess Cruises.

Friends and family can heave a sigh of relief, or perhaps of frustration; David and I didn't go overboard. We're not that far away, but we were on a cruise in the Caribbean until yesterday.

We weren't on any "foo foo ship," either. We were on Windjammer's S.V. Legacy

It's been a lot of fun but also pretty frustrating because I started off being sick and David got sick the next night, and we had trouble sleeping because our cabin was too close to the generator and the engines. Ventilation was okay but not great – we both felt sicker in the cabin than we did during the day.  I've got this cough that comes and goes, and David's got sinus stuff going on and a cough.

Currently, we're on Tortola at a beachside place that's not quite a resort and not quite a beach apartment; it's got delusions of grandeur, although we might like it better if we weren't sick. The "beach" is a bit of a disappointment in this area, we could have done a bit better but frankly, I thought we were getting a lot more for what we're paying. I suspect the rates are higher because we're closer to the high-end yacht marinas and the market can stand the higher price more.

There are lots of pictures of the ship and the sails and I did have a tremendous time helping to raise the aails. We did have a lot of fun and will probably do it again, but it was not a foo-foo ship at all so if you're contemplating a Windjammer cruise, you should be a person who doesn't want a lot of formality and perfection.

It's the end of their season and the ship is going into drydock for a refit, and it'll be moved to start doing a brand new Costa Rican itinerary. We'll go again, but we'll be sure to get one of the nicest cabins on the 2-deck or the 3-deck. Cabins on 1-deck are tiny, noisy, not well ventilated, and that area tends to be where families stash their kids while the parents are 2 decks up, something that really became a problem later in the cruise. One particular parent, who seemed to be a single mom, was traveling with her 3 extreeeeemely lively sons, and left them to run around getting into trouble all evening while she was partying with her friends. Other kids on the ship were well behaved and a pleasure to travel with, even though their parents also left them to their own devices much of the time. Raising kids right makes a big difference and earns points in my book, grouchy snarky childfree woman that I am.  

We met a lot of interesting people and David volunteered to distribute email addresses to everyone. 

Lots of photos will be uploaded in a day or so. We haven't decided if we'll stay out the week or if we'll cut the trip short and come home early. More on that later.

I will say that Tortola seems like a fun island and it's certainly sporty driving around at night on the left, as the cars all have normal American style steering-wheel on the left. This means that the oncoming headlights are pointed directly in your eyes, too, so that makes coming back from a restaurant or bar late at night kind of challenging.

We went to a local place last night called the Jolly Roger Inn, a very funky beach shack that serves pretty awesome, gourmet-level cuisine. It's run by an affable Canadian guy. When we drove over, the road kind of petered out and we thought we'd taken a wrong turn. I was expecting more "there" there – then we saw a sign that said we were in the right town, and then spotted a small sign for Jolly Roger's. It was next to a derelict building and we thought "great, another local tip gone bust" but kept seeing cars come out of what looked like a goat track along the water. We crept along there to see where they were coming from, and sure enough, there was this beach bar on one side, and a building on the other side that was another part of the same place where the kitchen was. It was all open air, very roughly built, with old yachting pennants and crap nailed all over everywhere. A live band started playing jazz, and we thought "what the hell, this looks like the place to be.

The meal was really very good and the one rum punch I had about put me down for the night, but in a good way. We were able to sleep better than I would have expected (the room has a noisy AC unit and fridge) and we're feeling somewhat more optimistic today.

Of course, it helps that it's warm and pleasant here. So we'll see!  

Menu Foods Income Fund – Annual General Meeting

Menu Foods Income Fund – Annual General Meeting

Golly, somebody should change the name of this page quickly, it's going to get too many people thinking "right, must make sure I don't own any stock in this company." 

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A Break from Incessant Posts About Churchy Stuff

And now for something completely different: a blog about running a stately home that's part residence, part public museum, and completely amusing: 

Stately Moans: November 2006

The Cow Whisperer

I stood at the gates, trying to pinpoint where the noise was coming from. I’d driven up to the entrance to unlock the gates and had heard something new and interesting. Ah! There!

Peering over the hedge I could see the Farmer on his quad bike, attempting to round up his herd of cows. He was not doing terribly well. The cows were forming breakaway groups and scattering to all four corners of the meadow, instead of going through the gate into the next field as intended. “You fucking bastard cows!”

My grin broadened. The Farmer was entirely oblivious to me, his attention focussed on his unruly herd. “Fucking move. MOVE! You fucking, fucking bastards!” Reluctantly I returned to my car and continued on my way, much as I would have enjoyed watching and listening to more.

Later that day I encountered the Farmer down at the house. “Hello!” I beamed. “I heard you earlier, moving your cows!” He laughed.

“Ah, yes, then you would have heard me cow whispering.”

“Cow whispering,” I repeated, delighted.

“It’s an art,” he affirmed.

“Well, the school group I was in charge of was really impressed.”

There was a moment, just a moment, when he thought this may have been true. Then he saw my grin and knew I was just teasing. Still, I missed a trick there. It would have been so much fun to fake a child’s drawing of the Farmer on his quad bike, with some lovely accompanying text in clumsy lettering, saying “we did go to the farm and we did see ducks and lambs and trees and flowers and fucking bastard cows”.

Zimbabwe:

Tsvangirai appeals for international support | International News | News | Telegraph

Mr Tsvangirai, leader of the Movement for Democratic Change (MDC), said:"Yes, they brutalised my flesh. But they will never break my spirit. I will soldier on until Zimbabwe is free.

"Democratic change in Zimbabwe is within sight. Far from killing my spirit, the scars they brutally inflicted on me have re-energised me.

"Of course we need the support of the world, and please do support us in achieving democratic change in Zimbabwe."

Mr Tsvangirai described how a peaceable meeting organised by local churches was broken up by police officers acting under Mr Mugabe’s orders. Several officials from the MDC party were arrested and taken to a police station. Mr Tsvangirai went there to appeal for their release.

That "peaceable meeting organized by local churches" was advertised as a prayer meeting. The churches that were involved probably didn't include the Anglican church, at least not in an official capacity, as the bad Bishop of Harare is a big Mugabe supporter.

We pesky Episcopalians are in a quandary over African bishops generally, because of their wish to boot us out of the Anglican Communion because we're big fat evul gay-loving sinners. But why should we worry about being judged immoral by guys who are in the pockets of corrupt politicians? Many of the "big men" in the conservative movement of African bishops are no angels… while the "little men" in the Anglican church in Africa shoulder the burden of caring for their flocks in incredibile adversity.  

 

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