Pimp My Poop

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Drain cleaning company Roto-Rooter is giving away this ridiculous “pimped-out” toilet as part of a promotional sweepstakes. The winner will be announced on April 25, National Plumber’s Day. The irony is that the toilet itself seems pretty standard. They should have gone for one of those self-cleaning Japanese models with the bidet and sound effects generator.

That’s got to be a mockup. I agree that a high-end Toto Japanese toilet is the Cadillac of thrones.

Via Boing Boing: Luxury crapper contest

Oni wa soto! Fuku wa uchi!

Visit to Shinnyo-En Chicago

Yesterday a large group from St Nicholas with the Holy Innocents (man, we really need a snappy nickname) visited the nearby Buddhist temple to attend their Setsubun celebration and participate in the morning chanting. I got there late, as I had a severe miscommunication between my brain and my GPS unit – problem existed between driver’s seat and Magellan. It was a bitterly cold, windy day, and when
I finally got to the temple, trying to stop kicking myself for my inability to enter the address correctly, I was about 15 minutes late and had missed any explanation.

The temple is quite modern and Western-looking, with the exception of the Buddhist symbol high over the door, a golden dharma wheel. In the vestibule, there was a red granite water feature with thin streams of cold water. Although it looked like a decorative fountain, it was something like I’d encountered on my trip to Japan years ago outside Buddhist temples, so just in case I rinsed my hands and wiped my mouth as a Japanese friend
had shown me how to do. However, I now see that that was the procedure for visiting a Shinto shrine, so I washed my hands in an ornamental fountain. I hope the people waiting in the entrance hall were amused.

I was welcomed by an enthusiastic man and woman, handed a prayer book and an information pamphlet, and ushered into the main hall, where a largish congregation was chanting in Japanese. I looked around for the place where all the shoes would be left, but they were on the American plan in that part of the temple: everyone sat on comfortably padded chairs with their shoes on. I sat with some of the others from church in a side section. With the help of a friendly lady from across the aisle, I managed to stay
on the same page with everyone and even chant along quietly (I can pronounce Japanese adequately enough if it’s transliterated). Most of the rest of us gamely tried to keep up with what was going on.

There were television screens, and the chanting was done by a man, but there was also a woman on the screen conducting the ceremony remotely. It was confusing at first because I got there late, but what was happening was a world-wide satellite transmission live from Japan. Or, it may have been delayed and edited, as there were several locations shown. At first, I couldn’t figure out who was leading the chanting, and thought the TV screens showed a recording of a previous service at the same temple. Turns out
they must have carefully duplicated their main altar to match the one in the main temple in Japan.

The chanting went on for a while, and then beans were thrown into the congregation in Japan (actually, several congregations – it appeared that there was some editing done so the woman conducting the service could quickly go to other nearby temples and throw the beans there). I learned later that she was the head of the order, Shinso Ito. It seemed like a fun, happy celebration, and she called out something as she started to throw the beans. First, she threw them at three people who seemed to be dressed
as demons. After the video was over, we got a little more explanation from the local priest of the temple. He was a genial guy who seemed like in another life he wore a letterman’s jacket and sold insurance in Omaha. He explained that the beans being scattered were to drive away the demons and invite good luck, and we would shortly get beans tossed at us, and we should try to catch them in the plastic bags. He gathered some people who were all born in the Year of the Boar to scatter beans from little
wooden boxes, and then the fun began. They called out “Oni wa soto! Fuku wa uchi!” and tossed beans high and low. There was a lot of laughing and horseplay, especially where there were little kids.

Beans everywhere. Beans in our hair. Beans crunching underfoot. Beans, no doubt, in my purse and pockets. I’m sure I’ll find them later. I was pretty into trying to catch beans and laughed with the others when I was able to catch them falling from on high. It was a ball, frankly. It didn’t need much translating at that point. It was just lighthearted fun.

The people at this particular temple are part of the Shinnyo-en denomination of esoteric Japanese Buddhism. It was really interesting, and afterwards the priest took us on a tour of part of the temple, where we got to an area where, at last, the shoes came off. That was oddly homelike and comforting, because it reminded me so strongly of my trip all those years ago.

Then afterwards, I was able to get a temple stamp in my little book – in Japan it’s customary to get an elaborate calligraphy and rubber-stamped temple name and logo in a little memory book that they sell – I got several of these when I was in Kyoto and Nara, and even from a Catholic church in Nagasaki.

Today after the early service at church, which was surprisingly well attended considering how FRICKIN COLD it was (below zero, with a big windchill), there was a lively discussion during the Adult Ed session. I sat in with a bunch of the people who had been at the temple yesterday, and apparently they’d been discuussing Buddhism several weeks ago before Advent and other things forced them to put that particular topic aside. One of the most knowledgeable was one of the younger kids, who had been studying other
religions on his own. It made for a satisfying adult ed session, because it wasn’t just a bunch of middle aged people.

All in all, it was a pretty neat couple of days, other than the FRICKIN COLD weather.

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Oversight Is Good

This is just a quick selection of articles about a topic that's currently dear to my heart: Congressional oversight.  Unfortunately, a lot of shit is going to come to light, but unless there's a sexy-money scandal to get people lathered up over it, nothing will really change for the next couple of years.  

FT.com / World / US & Canada – Bush ‘distorted’ climate change reports

The Bush administration has routinely suppressed or ­distorted communication of climate change science to the public, a climate specialist at Nasa’s Goddard Institute said on Tuesday. The accusation, before the chief oversight committee in the House of Representatives, was reinforced by claims by Democratic lawmakers that the White House was withholding documents proving that Philip Cooney, a former Bush administration official who now works as a lobbyist for ExxonMobil, regularly edited climate reports for political reasons. “We know that the White House possesses documents that contain evidence of an attempt by senior administration officials to mislead the public by injecting doubt into the science of global warming and minimising the potential dangers,” said Henry Waxman, the Democratic chairman of the oversight committee.

House panel probing Bush's record on signing statements

WASHINGTON — The new chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, John Conyers Jr. of Michigan, said yesterday that he is launching an aggressive investigation into whether the Bush administration has violated any of the laws it claimed a right to ignore in presidential "signing statements."

Bush has claimed that his executive powers allow him to bypass more than 1,100 laws enacted since he took office. But administration officials insist that Bush's signing statements merely question the laws' constitutionality, and do not necessarily mean that the president also authorized his subordinates to violate them.

Conyers said the president has no power " to ignore duly enacted laws he has negotiated with Congress and signed." And he vowed to find out whether the administration has followed each law it challenged — including laws touching on classified national security matters, such as the tactics used to interrogate suspected terrorists and the FBI's use of the Patriot Act.

 

 Russ Feingold: How to End the War

Our founders wisely kept the power to fund a war separate from the power to conduct a war. In their brilliant design of our system of government, Congress got the power of the purse, and the president got the power of the sword. As James Madison wrote, “Those who are to conduct a war cannot in the nature of things, be proper or safe judges, whether a war ought to be commenced, continued or concluded.”

Earlier this week, I chaired a hearing in the Senate Judiciary Committee to remind my colleagues in the Senate that, through the power of the purse, we have the constitutional power to end a war. At the hearing, a wide range of constitutional scholars agreed that Congress can use its power to end a military engagement. 

 Bush's war powers further scrutinized

But Congress may again tackle the debate over habeas, which could have implications for the case of Mr al-Marri and the several hundred detainees still imprisoned at Guantánamo.

Senators Patrick Leahy and Arlen Specter, the top Democrat and Republican on the Senate judiciary committee, last week said they would work to reinstate the right of habeas corpus for all detainees.

“The great writ of habeas corpus was done horrible damage by the Congress in a law the president signed last year,” Sen Leahy told Alberto Gonzales, the US attorney-general last week.

“I just want to put everybody on notice: as chairman of this committee, I will do everything possible to restore all the rights under the write of habeas corpus that were there before we passed the [MCA] legislation,” he said.

That's not all, but at least it's a beginning.