Time To Clean Up Congress Without DeLay

DeLay to Resign From Congress

Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), a primary architect of the Republican majority who became one of the most powerful and feared leaders in Washington, said today that he will give up his seat rather than face a “nasty” and expensive reelection fight that was becoming a referendum on his ethical troubles.

Now that a major source of rot has stepped down (no doubt to face even more criminal charges, so he’ll need the money for his defense fund), the race for his old seat in Texas just got a lot more interesting. With a viable Independent candidate in the mix, it’s even more of a crapshoot than ever.

OH POO! Gus Didn’t Win The Blooker Prize

The 2006 Lulu Blooker Prize for Blooks

Bummer, the Whale-Killing Journal didn’t win the fiction prize. Bummer.

However, it looks like Gus’s stooge Keith will be coming to Wisconsin on a book tour, making a stop at the Port Washington Pirate Festival the weekend of June 3rd. That could be kind of fun to check out – it’s probably a lot like a Ren Faire, except with pirates. It’s just a little north of Milwaukee.

Naaah, that’s David’s birthday weekend,and he’s never shown the least interest in the WKJ…which won’t arrive until mid-April, darn it.

Paul Krugman: John And Jerry, Happy Friends Again

Via Nevada Thunder, a link to the full text of Paul Krugman’s piece on John McCain and Jerry Falwell, who are making up their old spat so John can get Jerry’s endorsement for all the sheeple in the Christian Right.

Nevada Thunder � Blog Archive � John and Jerry.

He concludes:

But if you choose to make common cause with religious extremists, you are accepting some responsibility for their extremism. By welcoming Mr. Falwell and people like him as members of their party, Republicans are saying that it’s O.K. — not necessarily correct, but O.K. — to declare that 9/11 was America’s punishment for its tolerance of abortion and homosexuality, that Islam is a terrorist religion, and that Jews can’t go to heaven. And voters should judge the Republican Party accordingly.

As for Mr. McCain: his denunciation of Mr. Falwell and Mr. Robertson six years ago helped give him a reputation as a moderate on social issues. Now that he has made up with Mr. Falwell and endorsed South Dakota’s ban on abortion even in the case of rape or incest, only two conclusions are possible: either he isn’t a social moderate after all, or he’s a cynical political opportunist.

Or both. You can be a social conservative AND a cynical political opportunist. In fact, they go together like a horse and carriage.

All Our Enduring Base Belong To Us

Middle East” href=”http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article355178.ece”>Independent Online Edition > Middle East

The Pentagon has revealed that coalition forces are spending millions of dollars establishing at least six “enduring” bases in Iraq – raising the prospect that US and UK forces could be involved in a long-term deployment in the country. It said it assumed British troops would operate one of the bases.

Almost ever since President Bush claimed an end to “major combat operations” in Iraq on 1 May 2003, debate has focused on how quickly troops could be withdrawn. The US and British governments say troops will remain in Iraq “until the job is done”. Yet while the withdrawal of a substantial number of troops remains an aim, it has become increasingly clear that the Pentagon and the Ministry of Defence (MoD) are preparing to retain some forces in Iraq for the longer term. The US currently has around 130,000 troops in Iraq; Britain has 8,000.

Well, that’s just spiffy. So Operation Enduring Freedom morphs into Operation Enduring Bases Paid For With Our Tax Dollars, Indefinitely Manned By The Youth of Our Nations.

I suppose this is the “Minor Combat Operations” that carry on for untold years into the future, long after the “Major Combat Operations” ceased on May 1, 2003.

Criminey, the geographer from Evergreen State (which even I think is a bastion of lefty hippy granola-powered wacky activism) says “After every US military intervention since 1990 the Pentagon has left behind clusters of new bases in areas where it never before had a foothold. The new string of bases stretch from Kosovo and adjacent Balkan states, to Iraq and other Persian Gulf states, into Afghanistan and other central Asian states … The only two obstacles to a geographically contiguous US sphere of influence are Iran and Syria.”

Yikes. I have to think about that statement a little more.

Holy Hottie: Stripper Evangelist

The Seattle Times: Nation & World: Ex-stripper evangelizes to sex industry

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — The phone rang — again — and Heather Veitch answered in her three-bedroom tract home. It was another radio station, this time from Detroit, and the disc jockey wanted to hear the tale of the stripper turned evangelist.

“I don’t try to change their life,” she said of the women she seeks out at strip clubs. “I just want them to have a relationship with God.”

Amazingly, this does not appear to be an April Fool’s joke. The same story shows up on a lot of different sites, with March posting dates.

Only The First Of The Month, and Already…

Whoa. Last month I cracked the lid open a little, and I'm still not sure why. My stats page logged 9,030 unique visitors. Probably 8,999 of those were spambots and trackback zombies, but still. Apparently the mere mention of H.R. 4437 drove a lot of visitors here. Huh? All I did was link to an article. Anyway, today being the first of the month, I checked to see what people are searching on today. And the result is pretty predictable:

Search Keyphrases (Top 10)
somali woman 2 7.6 %
newton tomb 2 7.6 %
capaccio bros 1 3.8 %
having children another lifestyle choice? 1 3.8 %
living in neighborhoods with bratty noisy kids and neighbors 1 3.8 %
cute couple nicknames 1 3.8 %
hr4337 explained 1 3.8 %
charlie dimmock 1 3.8 %
carter oosterhouse shirtless 1 3.8 %
carissa gaghan videos 1 3.8 %

There's some old favorites, like the one favored by fans of "The DaVinci Code" and our old friend Carter, whose image is a favorite with people who like to swipe it for their Myspace pages (but which renders our friend Laughing Man). I'm not sure why the Somali Woman story is so popular, though. It seems to have resonated for some reason.

Google Romance

First, there was Google. Then, there was Google Mail. Then, Google Images/Video/Maps.

Now, there’s Google Romance. If you’re single, this is way, way better than eHarmony, and no annoying ads on late-night TV. They seem to have coordinated with local radio stations, such as Chicago’s WXRT, for this promotion. Isn’t it romantic?

Although, it’s a shame that today is the Final Saturday Flashback for WXRT. We’re in the last hour now, so we’re listening to songs from 1978 that Ruined The Nation: Boogie Oogie Oogie and so forth.