Dirty Rice Tonight

We’re trying this tonight:

Dirty Rice With Shrimp Recipe

2 tablespoons cooking oil
1/2 lb ground pork
1 onion, chopped
2 celery ribs, diced
1 green bell pepper, diced
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1 bay leaf
1 3/4 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
1 1/2 cups long grain rice
3 cups canned low sodium chicken broth (can use homemade stock)
1 lb medium shrimp, shelled and halved
2 scallions, including green tops chopped

It’s reached the “Reduce heat and simmer covered for 15 minutes” stage, and it smells wonderful. Not sure how authentic it was, it’s just that we had most of the ingredients on hand already.

Colbert: Speaking Truthiness To Power

Someone helpfully made Steven Colbert’s roast (or hilarious incineration) of President Bush available on YouTube.

YouTube – Colbert Roasts Bush 1-3

UPDATE: But then it was eventually removed from YouTube at C-SPAN’s request. However, it’s now popped up on Google Video – apparently with C-SPAN’s permission. You can watch it here.

I’m about to settle down and watch it. Did not fail to notice the President’s body language and “screw you guys, I’d like to go home and go to bed, but Laura won’t let me” expression as Colbert was called to the podium.

LATER:

Yes, that was pretty amusing, with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. And plenty of good lines – I don’t think Colbert left anything out. I hope Mark Smith (chairman of the White House Correspondents Association) still has a job in the morning for booking Colbert. I bet he had thousands of emails waiting for him when he got in.

The embedded link leads to the first of 3 sections. The very funny fantasy sequence with Helen Thomas is in the last one. It’s interesting watching and listening to the crowd react – he gets a decent amount of applause, but you can tell that people are holding back a little. When the camera goes to the crowd, check out how many are smiling behind hands held to their mouths. However, Antonin Scalia seemed to find Colbert’s Siciian shout-out (complete with gestures) worth a belly-laugh.

And of course, thank God for Helen Thomas. Why DID we invade Iraq?

How Much Is Being Paid In?

An undocumented worker named Rosa tells her story. Actually, it raises an interesting question:

Working in the shadows | Chicago Tribune

She paid $120 for a fake Social Security card and applied at the restaurant where she has worked six days a week ever since. Her boss, who relies on her to train new workers, has told her she could be an assistant manager if only she spoke better English. So she takes classes at a community center.

Her fear of being deported is yielding to a conviction that illegal workers need to speak up. With the Chicago Workers’ Collaborative, an advocacy group for low-wage workers, she helped organize a petition drive last year backed by local churches. The petitions urged her restaurant’s franchise owner not to take action after the Social Security Administration sent “no match” letters.

The routine letters listed names of employees whose Social Security numbers didn’t match the agency’s databases.

“We told [the manager] that our Social Security numbers were not good, and we could not go to Social Security” to change them, she said, adding, “He already knew.”

So she and her co-workers continue using fake numbers, paying taxes for benefits they will never collect.

How much are we talking about here? How much money is sitting in Social Security ‘s coffers that is being paid in by undocumented workers using fake SSN cards… that will never be paid out in benefits? Does the money go to the account of a real person whose number happens to match the fake one? Or if that person is dead, do their survivors get mysterious death benefits? Or does it just sit there, making the bottom line look better? Or…?

I don’t know how accurate an answer I’m getting, but after Googling around, I’ve got a few ideas:

According to the National Immigration Forum, from a New York Times article, about 1.5% of total reported wages. It gets combined into a massive “suspense file,” currently holding billions. The money accounts for about 10% of the Social Security surplus.

But does it just sit there, earning interest?

Meanwhile, sympathetic as I am to their plight, I’d probably be just as angry, outraged, and xenophobic as this guy if someone with fake papers started using my SSN on their W-2s and I was suspended from work until the matter was resolved to the government’s satisfaction. I wouldn’t start typing ILLEGAL ALIEN in all caps, though. Too loaded, too jingoistic, too much like the yappers on the Right. I’ll stick to “undocumented workers” for now.

5 Meaningful Ways To Spend Your Gas Rebate

For a nation “addicted to oil,” as President Bush put it, Senate Republicans have a proposal that can only be described as enabling: Put $100 back into the pocket of every taxpayer.

The proposal, unveiled Thursday, has been roundly criticized not only by Democrats but also by fiscal conservatives who warn it will widen the deficit while doing little to encourage energy conservation.

“It could be one of the dumbest ideas of the year,” said Jerry Taylor, a senior fellow at the conservative Cato Institute. “I haven’t looked at all of the ideas yet, but it’s got to be right up there.”

Taylor pointed out that as proposed, the rebate would go only to people who paid federal income tax last year, meaning it would be no help at all to the millions of low-income Americans who pay no income taxes but arguably suffer the most in times of rising fuel prices. About 100 million taxpayers would qualify for the rebate, which would be limited to filers with incomes under $150,000 for couples or about $100,000 for singles. It would cost more than $10 billion.

I love how a conservative numbers guy has to point out the obvious flaw in the GOP’s otherwise damn fine plan.

What shall we do with this munificent benefit, this tremendous windfall? Why, it will buy us about 2 tanks of gas eachl – an amount that’s pretty meaningless to me, and also to my husband David, given our lightfoot driving habits. So what shall we do with our $100 gas rebate, assuming that this bill passes (and you can bet that the push will be on to pass it just in time for ‘lectioneering, kids, because after all it’s a “please-vote-for-me-in-November” ploy by the GOP).

Here are a few ideas we have about what we’ll do with the (theoretical) rebate. They all involve endorsing or re-directing the rebate to a more deserving target – this may not be possible depending on how it’s structured, so it may be necessary to deposit it and write a check, but I’m hoping endorsing to third parties will be possible. You’ll see why:

  1. Re-direct your rebate check to our local Meals on Wheels program, or to a a charity that picks up homeless people and transports them to shelters
  2. Donate it to a hybrid or alternative-fuels pilot project, or to the National Park Service to be used to fuel the shuttle buses they run in order to cut down on traffic
  3. Sign it over to your friendly neighborhood police, fire, and emergency rescue organizations
  4. Forward it to an organization that helps the working poor and Katrina refugees with gas money and bus/transit fare cards
  5. Endorse it over to the campaign fund of a Democrat running against an incumbent Republican, and fax a copy to Sen. Bill Frist’s office as a big “THANK YOU.”

Please feel free to steal this idea, or enlarge on it. Think of the good that could be done – $100 isn’t that much money to me or David, but it’s a lot of money to a poor person, or to a non-profit trying to eke every last penny out of a small budget.

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Neil Young’s Living With War

Neil Young’s latest, much anticipated album went “live” on this website yesterday.

The music is streaming for free, but not for download, so it’s not quite “free.” But you can listen, and the lyrics are sort of available – you click on the song title to see them stream across the screen ticker-style (and if you click the license plate to see the title list and get to where the ticker scrolls, the music cuts off).

It sounds pretty rough – reportedly, it was written, recorded, and marketed in a hurry. There’s a lot of feedback – and I bet there’ll be tons more feedback in the figurative pouring in to Young’s inbox and Warner Records’, too.

Title list:

1. After the Garden
2. Living With War
3. The Restless Consumer
4. Shock and Awe
5. Families
6. Flags of Freedeom
7. Let’s Impeach the President
8. Lookin’ for a Leader
9. Roger and Out
10. America the Beautiful

Over at the official blog for the album (and isn’t that a commentary on itself on music marketing in the 21st century) some people evidently had the website open, or Myspace.com open, Friday morning at midnight when the music started streaming. The time signatures go on all that night, and last night, too.

I think I like it best when the chorus kicks in on the songs, because they take the rough edges off – Young’s voice was never a favorite listen, although I always loved his words.

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George W. Bush Must Be Impeached (yes, really)

What the hell, I used another online “Write a letter to your Congresscritter” form to add my little voice to the rising chorus calling for impeachment.

Dear [Decision Maker To Be Filled In Later],

Why have I chosen a form letter to write to ask your support in a grass-roots effort to Impeach George W Bush? Because it’s easy, yes, and also because I was reminded of this issue just now while I was working online.

Actually, I’m all for a package deal – impeach the whole pack of lying, warmongering, spying war-and-energy profiteers, I say.

I appreciate the work that you do and hope that you will take this seriously – my little form letter is but a grain of sand and easily ignored, of course. But I feel like a whole lot of little grains of sand blowing in the wind could scour Washington clean of the corrupt corporate culture that infects it now.

Thank you for your time and your public service.

Why stop with just one? Why not a package deal? With two, you get eggroll.

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Too Much Time On Their Hands, Well Spent

David sent this link to me just now via email (from downstairs – I’ve been up listening to music and blogging most of the day, we’re weird and wireless like that). He added “These kids have WAY too much time on their hands.”

Home Made Light Saber Battle Video

Sure, it’s a fan-produced movie with a light sabre battle. But it’s got near professional-grade production values, it’s got extremely good fight choreography, and the camera work, editing, soundtrack, and sound effects are very, very good. The ending… actually almost ruins it. It’s left unexplained in a way that’s very unsatisfying. But everything up to that last few seconds is great – except for the fact that it’s just an action sequence without dialogue. I suspect that for all their efforts, making it with speaking roles for the antagonists (it’s left unsaid who is good and who is evil, although you can pretty much work it out) would have failed.

Still , I don’t think these kids have too much time on their hands – I think they probably have a future in the entertainment industry. Also, the credits roll is very impressive – they even bothered to add a Foley artist credit, though the acknowledgement at the very end of a specfic brand of dry-erase markers is a little odd. Unless like every other light-sabreless little kid, their first battles were fought with Markos, as mine were.

SFX: Fwoom… fwooom….bzzzt-fwoom

Where Oh Where Have The Smart People Gone?

And after that rant, I need to just chill and get in touch with my inner Pink. Whose video Stupid Girls, by the way, is awe-inspiring if a little raw.

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl.

iTunes: P!nk: Stupid Girls: Stupid Girls – Single [3:16]

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Theocracy Watch: Follow The Money

This item was right at the top of my Google News today – I have it set up to find articles about the Episcopal church (but also filtered so that I mostly see stuff about my own, progressive wing of said church, rather than endless polemics from the small but extremely vocal conservative wing, who are forever yammering about how the consecratioin of Gene V. Robinson as a bishop (remember, he’s the one that wishes he’d be remembered as “the good bishop” and not just “the gay bishop”) forces them to hold the threat of schism over the rest of us.

Oh, irony of ironies – the bishop of Utah a few years back was gay, but since he came out n 1993 after he retired, they couldn’t use him as their whipping boy, the bastards. And even as an old man, he still comes in for criticism and censure, even from the relatively supportive (and soon to retire) bishop of California, for daring to get married to his longtime partner. Which is pretty funny when you consider that California nominated 2 openly gay people to be their next bishop when Bp. Swing retires.

Political Cortex: Episcopal Newspaper Exposes Rightwing Agencies

The Washington Window, the newspaper of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington has joined a growing number of publications inside and outside mainline Christianity to publish exposes of the efforts of rightist agencies to destabilize the historic mainline Protestant churches in the U.S.

The two-part series by former Washington Post and New York Times reporter James Naughton examines, according to a press release, the network of conservative groups, “their donors and the strategy that has allowed them to destabilize the Episcopal Church…. The groups represent a small minority of church members, but relationships with wealthy American donors and powerful African bishops have made them key players in the fight for the future of the Anglican Communion “to warn deputies that they must repent of their liberal attitudes on homosexuality or face a possible schism.”

The expose, which demonstrates the unambiguous motives of rightwing activists to foment a permanent schism in the Episcopal Church in the U.S. and in the world Anglican Communion, comes in the run-up to the American church’s annual meeting in Columbus, Ohio in June.

In a feature article in the current issue of The Public Eye magazine, I reported that the war of attrition against the mainline churches, bankrolled with millions of dollars from rightwing foundations, has been underway for a generation. The targeted churches include the major member denominations of the National Council of Churches and the World Council of Churches, (international ecumenical agencies that have also been under attack), inclding the Episcopal Church, the United Methodist Church and the Presbyterian Church (USA). Smaller denominations, notably the United Church of Christ, have also been systematically undermined from within by a network of self-described “renewal” groups associated or aligned with the Washington-based Institute on Religion and Democracy, the hub of the network.

Follow The Money is in two parts – the first is background, the second details the likelihood that the vigorous conservative movement, supposedly coming from African and Asian bishops whose congregations are burgeoning but poor, is actually bankrolled by right-wing religious donors in America, probably the same ones bankrolling the Institute on Religion and Democracy.

The goal: take down the mainstream Protestant churches whose “social witness” progressiveism offends them, and replace them with ultra-conservative leadership and enable America to turn ever more rightward to a hoped-for theocracy. Knock each one off from within, and take the property and destroy the polity, leaving only wild-eyed zealots. The Pentecostal movement was renewed one hundred years ago in California, and has always been in direct opposition to mainline Protestantism. Is it true that the groundwork for these takeovers was laid 25 years ago when the IRD was founded? Maybe. But the rest of us are starting to wake up and recognize the thread to religion and democracy posed by the Institute on Religion and Democracy. Because they will stop at nothing less than the destruction of the wall between church and state, and that means that their real target is the Constitution itself, and not just the relatively petty but galvanizing issues of gay marriage, gay clergy, or homosexual persons even being allowed to exist.

Is there a secret cabal that meets and plots to take this nation into theocracy? I highly doubt it. But there are a lot of groups that want to make the rules their own way and create communities where only the saved and the righteous dare tread. There’s the Charch in Utahhr, but more importantly, the very odd offshoots of same establishing new polygamist enclaves in remote areas. And then there’s Tom Monahan of Domino’s Pizza, building his ultra-conservative Catholic community of Ave Maria in Florida. You know,the one where the pharmacies won’t even stock contraceptives, and of course no OB-GYN will be allowed to hang up their shingle and offer women’s reproductive services unless it’s to birth babies, babies, babies. What’s to stop any fundamentalist group with strong beliefs to start their own enclaves, too? Handmaids’ Tale, anyone?

Up to a point, these otherwise wildly disparate groups have similar goals – gather the faithless into the fold and make them toe the line set by the faithful. However, beyond that, the many different religious groups making up the Religious Right don’t really play well with one another – which may be our saving grace.

Strangely enough, these “pseudo-Christians” have a theology of their own based on exclusion and criticism and lining their own pockets (see the excellent UCC ads for visuals) rather than acceptance and tolerance (and concern for the poor). And as such, are most un-Christlike. They spend their millions of dollars forwarding their fundamentalist agenda, and ignore the poor, or even worse, blame them for their poverty. One satirist at Huffington Post recently set out to mock the Religious Right, but then found that his schtick was disturbingly reality-based.

In the meantime, here in the Episcopalian corner of the sandbox, we’ll set our hope on Christ that the coming schism won’t be necessary. And beyond that, confusion to the enemies of tolerance and acceptance and affirmation, and we’ll set our hope on the inability of stiff-necked intolerant zealots to get along with each other long enough to bring about this theocracy thing I keep worrying about. Thank God we’re finally starting to wake up to the nastiness of the IRD and get to the root of all their evil: money.

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Homeless On The Free Range, Land Of The Unbrave

Here’s irony for you – yesterday, I was doing a laundry run for the local PADS homeless shelter yesterday. It was absolutely the last day to do it, because the shelter we at Holy Moly volunteer for is a Friday night, and they needed to have the soiled laundry picked up, dropped off at the local hospital that donates the bedding sets, and clean sets returned to the site. Normally, I do this (about once a month or less) on Sunday after church the week I’m scheduled, but it can actually be done any time between Saturday and Thursday. But last Sunday, my husband David and I had a commitment, and I was under the mistaken impression that since it was the last pickup of the season, all I had to do was pick up all the soiled and clean laundry sets and return them to the hospital – a one-way deal. Wrong-o – a review of my most recent scheduling emails revealed that in fact there was one more shelter night, and although the total number of sets needed was smaller, it would still need to be a two-way run. I thought I’d get it done earlierr in the week, but time has this annoying habit of slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future (and by the way, I can’t stand that song or anything Steve Miller ever did).

So, there it was. It had to be done, although it was likely that there were enough clean sets to suffice. I picked up the laundry in the morning yesterday before work – fortunately, the door that I needed to be open was unlocked for the start of the day, saving me at least 5 minutes of time slippage. And there were only five bags of dirty bedding, and they were already loaded on the cart that lives in the shelter laundry room (in reality, it’s the basement of a nearby Lutheran church). Another couple of minutes of slippage and ergs of effort saved. I got the stuff loaded up and headed to work, only struggling a little with the loaded cart at the door when I went to return it, as someone was there to hold the door for me when I exited the first time. Off to work I went, with a little time to stop at Starbucks and use up the last of a gift card I’d won just before our trip to Maui. I planned to do the rest of the run during lunch, which was just possible if there were no problems.

Well, there were problems. First of all, I took surface streets to the hospital, instead of the expressway, which goes a little out of the way but is actually a little faster if there’s no traffic. Then when I got to the hospital, I burned about 20 minutes trying to find someone to help me – I only had to dump the five bags at the bottom of the loading ramp, but then I had to get 8 clean sets, and the sets were in a rolling rack that I just couldn’t maneuver to where I could reach inside and get the sets. Finally, finally, found someone who could help me (and it was not the elderly Catholic brother who doddered along helpfully with me for a while, looking for someone from the laundry department. Delightful chap, but I finally realized I’d be late getting back to work and took off in a near-panic. That’s when I found someone, who simply propped the laundry dock door open in a way that the rack could be pulled out and accessed.

Well, duh. There’s always a simple solution, and I just didn’t see it. Someone that really works for a living at a physical job like this knows far better than I how to get things done. Oh, and almost everyone I spoke to except for the kindly brother was Hispanic, so I wonder if they’ll take the day off Monday to go downtown to the big rally? I bet the hospital gives them the opportunity, because they’re obviously into the peace and justice issues if they support an untold number of homeless shelters by providing free clean bedding.

Off I went back to the church with my eight clean sets, after calling in and advising that I was stuck on an errand for a charity and would be late logging in from lunch. I hoped this would get me off the hook. Anyway, I didn’t bother with the laundry cart, because using it requires an extra trip just to return it. So I just made two trips with the plastic-wrapped sets and tore out of there on two wheels.

The irony: on my way back to church, I took the expressway part of the way, and when I got to the exit, there was a guy in shabby clothes walking up the line of cars waiting at the light. He carried a cardboard sign that said “HOMELESS – EPILEPTIC – PLEASE HELP THANK YOU.”

As he approached, I rolled up the windows and locked the doors, and didn’t make eye-contact. He passed by, succeeding in getitng small handouts from a couple of other drivers in the lane. Meanwhile, the bedding in the back was quietly accusative – if he happened to sleep at that particular shelter, he would have been greeted as a guest in the name of Jesus, and given food and a place to wash up and sleep. Was I actually carrying his bedding in the back of my car?? And here I was, locking the door on him (and by extension, on the living Christ). Intellectually, I knew I was safe in my car, but psychologically, I didn’t want to be digging in my purse for cash to hand to him. And then I feel pretty strongly that handing a homeless person more than a buck or two was little better than handing them “ice” or “crank” or a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor.

Yeah. I’ll definitely be chewing on this one a while.