Something’s Fishy

Cat

Something is definitely fishy around there. That lady that was here a few days ago came back. My monkeylady jabbered to her and gave her some of those paper things and then they looked at me and tried to get me to play. Well, I only did a little, I was thrown a little off my game by the presence of the other lady. However, I will soon have her under my paw. She will be mine.

My monkeys went into one of the “No-no Riley” rooms last night and left the door open, and so I went in and hid under the bed and claimed it for my dominion. They were piling some of their clothes things up and getting out these big things that opened up. There was a lot of bumping around and scurrying from one room to another gathering things.

Later tonight, I will investigate a number of small objects that appeared on the bedside table and the bathroom sink. I think the “dab and drop” method will tell me something about what these objects are for, and of course to teach my monkeys not to put interesting objects on the edges of tables and counters where they might spontaneously knock themselves off the edge.
I suspect something unusual is going to happen soon, but don’t yet know what it is.

For now, though, everything is good. My monkeys and I have fallen into a very enjoyable routine. This morning it was very cold, so I crept under the covers on their sleeping thing. The monkeylady seemed to like that a lot, but it was stuffy and a little too warm.

So, I just went in and out. In and out. Under the covers and then right back out. It was nice going creeping in there and snuggling, and then I’d have to get out again. Quite fun. The monkey lady seemed peeved that I wouldn’t settle and let her sleep, though. Must make a note to school her a little better on that; she really sleeps too much, I think.

Cross-pawsted to Rileycat.com

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Angy All Over Again

Two years ago, I was “angy” about a big mess that I got stuck with at work. Today, I was angy all over again.

It’s that group again. The same one that is characterised by secretaries booking “their” people 6 months in advance, changing the personnel constantly, changing dates constantly, and the housing bureau is always about 6 or 7 change requests behind.

This year, I thought I managed to stay ahead of the wave the whole time, as I’d had to send a number of faxes and emails to the bureau just to get changes done – and some changes never did get acted on. No matter, it got to be late enough in the game that I could work directly with the hotel. The file on this deal is about an inch and a half thick, and I’m not done yet.

Strangely, it seemed that the housing bureau changed “group managers” on me at least 3 times. Problems in the company, I’m betting. I’d reached a point where I had a fairly good and trusting rapport with the previous manager, but she left.

Anyway, after I thought the worst was over, the hotel contacted me yesterday to say that their boiler had to be replaced and they were moving my entire block of rooms over to another property, about 13 miles out of town at a very pricy and fancy resort. They would pick up the tab for a shuttle van. No addtional charge, no difference in rate. I can see from checking “rack” rates that the travelers are getting at least a 50% discount rate or more.

Argh. 17 records to re-work. Secretaries called (there are two, and I don’t really have a clear idea of “who’s zoomin’ who” on this deal). They seemed resigned to telling the travelers, there was NOTHING else available for the entire group.

As soon as all were re-worked, the travelers start screaming. “Can’t they just find TWO ROOMS? Just for me and my assistant?” NO, actually, not at the hotel with no hot water. And nothing else is available in the immediate area of the convention floor. A few rooms available at a very downscale property a mile or two away, but not for everyone.

Screaming subsided. I am awaiting developments. They depart for this trip on Monday, so any more re-working has to happen tomorrow or Friday, and David and I have firm plans on Friday night, so I’d better dang well hear back from the secretaries to find out who wants to go downscale, and who wants to stay at a world-class spa for a song.

Prediction: next year, the two people screaming the loudest about being stuck out at the spa will be whining “Caaaan’t you get us into the spaaaaaaa hotel? It was soooo nice. Whaaaat? It’s triple the priiiiiice? Caaaaan’t you get the same rate we had laaaaast year?”

Oy. Oh, yeah. Oy.

Then there’s this other deal. We got a phone call today from a New York hotel from a res manager, something about “a lot of travelers from your client’s company have booked individual room reservations for the same dates, so many that we’re calling it a group. There will be porterage fees and the cancel penalty will be 7 days in advance instead of 1.” Unilaterally, they were changing the rules. It became my problem because it was thus a “hotel group” that I hadn’t booked and that should have come through me in the first place. Also, the lowest rate wasn’t even available. I asked them to send a list of all the bookings from us they’d identified, because I was hearing rumblings from several agents about “all these people going to the Chrysanthemum in March.” And then I heard people were booking new reservations as I was talking to the guy in New York, so it was gettiing out of hand. I asked the other agents to send me the records they were booking so I could tally – next thing I know, I’ve got a list of 29 rooms and no end in sight. I do not want to have to deal with this, but don’t have a lot choice but to surf on ahead of the wave again.

Many phone calls. Spoke to res manager. Spoke to the client’s hotel procurement person to alert her to the change-up action the hotel is doing, as this may affect their relationship. Spoke to the hotel’s corporate sales manager. Emailed everyone concerned as requested. Put together a namelist to fax to the hotel with the additional records we’d made, but waited to hear what the procurement person and the hotel sales rep worked out regarding the “porterage fees and more restrictive cancel policy” thing. Tomorrow, I’ll be learning how to pull an arrival-departure list to send to the hotel with arrival times, because the porterage fee is a union rule, and it kicks in when a party of 8 or more all checks in at the same time. Our folks MAY be arriving at staggered times.

Late in the day, maybe half an hour before leaving, I get flagged down by one of the agents. One of the secretaries (one I know to be pretty ditzy) was cancelling and rebooking “her” people at another property. So the problem may solve itself, because apparently my comment to this particular secretary earlier hit home: another preferred hotel was available for a lower rate and was a tenth of a mile away. However, it’s possible the problem may just migrate to a different hotel, unless this new one doesn’t kick in with the “we will be treating this as a group” angle.

The ironic thing is that no one person at the Client company was aware of all of their people that were going to New York and staying at this particular hotel these particular dates. There are at least 3 secretaries (2 ditzy ones, 1 tightly-wired one) and several individuals that made the reservations, so there’s no single point of contact.

Joy. When you put it all together, it appears that someone from Client should have set this up as a “bid process” (following their policy for when a hotel group is projected to have a total cost more than a specified amount). Oops. The procurement person had some words to say about that.

So, we’ll see what’s going on when I get in in the morning. I was on non-phone res status all day dealing with hotel issues, and in the end with both groups, felt like I’d been treading water all day. No forward movement, just keeping my head above water. And, yes, angy.

iTunes: Queen & David Bowie: Under Pressure: Grosse Pointe Blank [4:03]

Lobster pens!

Flickr

We get swag sometimes at work – usually it’s squeezy foam objects shaped like cows or hockey pucks or airplanes. Today, though, it was lobster pens. We’ve already got a bunch of Mickey pens, and star-shape pens, and heart pens, but a Boston hotel came in today with lobster pens.

Not that exciting, I know, unless you happen to be a devotee of His Buttery Succulence, Lobster, the Lord of All Crustaceans. Either that, or you hang out at Fanatical Apathy.

Via: Flickr Title: Lobster pens! By: GinnyRED57
Originally uploaded: 16 Feb ’06, 4.17am PST

She’s Snow Fun At All

Reuters AlertNet – Record snowfall in northeast US strands travelers

NEW YORK, Feb 13 (Reuters) – New Yorkers dug their way out of thigh-high record snowfall on Monday after the biggest snowstorm of the season canceled flights and delayed trains across the northeastern United States.

The sun came out as people returned to work after relentless snow kept falling most of Sunday, sinking New York City into its deepest snow on record.

The storm cut power to tens of thousands of homes and stranded many people who had gone away for the weekend.

Yeah. I got called into the office yesterday to work on a emergency-backup res team. Our office sometimes gets tapped to take overflow calls from the regular after-hours teams – when they can predict that there’s going to be a spike, they sign people up in advance for extra hours. I knew that a few people were going in this weekend, but they needed some more hands, apparently, so they started calling everyone. I managed to get in for the end of shift Sunday – it would have been earlier, but I had plans that I couldn’t break.

One guy I talked with was changing his reservations by candlelight, because he was stuck on a peninsula behind a downed power line, unable to get out the next morning (and besides, his flight was probably cancelled, anyway). He was laughing so hard at his predicament, it made my night.

Saturday was pretty busy, too: my brother-in-law Dan had his retirement ceremony from the Navy. Oh, that reminds me! I’ve got a bunch of pictures to look at! Not as many as I hoped, because Dan asked me to run the videocam at the last minute.

I tried to do a decent job of panning slowly and following action and anticipating, but I was in the second row and they were all up on a dais with a funny white railing that was just at the wrong angle for photos and video. When the people on the dais (Dan, his CO, other guests of honor) were seated, their heads appeared to be balanced on the rail like so many eggs. Oh, well, it looked much better when people were standing. It was very moving and colorful, and afterwards my sister-in-law Deb had brought a LOT of baked goods for all of Dan’s shipmates to enjoy.

I’ve got copies of the speeches – there were two poems as well.

Yes, I got all choked up. I can probably be heard blubbing and snuffling away on the video.

Bush: Failure At Every Level

Katrina Report Spreads Blame

Hurricane Katrina exposed the U.S. government’s failure to learn the lessons of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, as leaders from President Bush down disregarded ample warnings of the threat to New Orleans and did not execute emergency plans or share information that would have saved lives, according to a blistering report by House investigators.

A draft of the report, to be released publicly Wednesday, includes 90 findings of failures at all levels of government, according to a senior investigation staffer who requested anonymity because the document is not final. Titled “A Failure of Initiative,” it is one of three separate reviews by the House, Senate and White House that will in coming weeks dissect the response to the nation’s costliest natural disaster.

The 600-plus-page report lays primary fault with the passive reaction and misjudgments of top Bush aides, singling out Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security Operations Center and the White House Homeland Security Council, according to a 60-page summary of the document obtained by The Washington Post. Regarding Bush, the report found that “earlier presidential involvement could have speeded the response” because he alone could have cut through all bureaucratic resistance.

That’s right. “He alone could have cut through all bureaucratic resistance.”

The word “failure” appears about a dozen times in the article. The word “engage” appears once. The word “Rove” appears not once. That guy is going to be nowhere to be found when the shit comes down.

More reports to follow in the coming weeks. This is the House GOP one, unusually fierce in its criticism. The Democratic one is in the works, apparently. The Whitewash report White House report is also pending.

Maybe they should just publish it and get it on the best seller (Best New Fiction) that much quicker.

iTunes: Beausoleil: L’ouragon (The Hurricane): Our New Orleans [3:55]
iTunes: Bright Eyes: When the President Talks to God: When the President Talks to God – Single [2:36]

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World Rider: Trip Ends With A Bang

WorldRider: Journey of Adventure & Discovery

Allan Karl’s epic motorcycle ride came to an abrupt end in a post dated January 15th. His travelblog, stuffed with fantastic photos, has followed his journey from California up into Canada and Alaska, and down through Mexico, Central America, and South America towards Tierra del Fuego.

Something went badly awry a few weeks back in Tica Tica, Bolivia, and at last report Allan was laid up in a local medical clinic with a broken leg, waiting to arrange med-evac back to the States. He just went “under” anesthesia. Way to blog the moment, Allan! Be sure and check out the X-rays.

I’ve been reading Allan’s “Worldrider” blog since Day 1, as I was a reader of his previous “Digital Tavern” blog. Allan was one of the first visitors to stumble upon Blogula Rasa, so my concern for him (though virtual) is very real. And also, I’m mourning the premature end of the journey, because I’ve really enjoyed reading Allan’s updates.

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Smoking Dutch Cleanser

A check of Technorati today revealed that lots of people were talking about something called “Smoking Dutch Cleanser.” Since I missed this reference the other day, I went looking for it. Turns out Maureen Dowd, Pulitzer-Prize winning columnist, had something interesting tucked behind the New York Times’ “Orange Curtain” of premium content.

Not to worry, I knew someone would make it their business to part that curtain so that all could enjoy the sensation of

Nevada Thunder | Blog Archive | Smoking Dutch Cleanser

IMG Dutch Cleanser

Vice President Dick Cheney bitterly complains that national security leaks are endangering America. Unless, of course, he’s doing the leaking, tapping Scooter Libby to reveal national security information to punish a political critic.

President Bush says he will not talk about specific security threats to America. Unless, of course, he needs to talk about a specific threat to Los Angeles to confuse the public and gain some cheap political advantage.

The White House says it has done everything possible to protect the homeland. Unless, of course, it hasn’t. Then it can lie to hide the callous portrait of Incurious George in Crawford as New Orleans drowned.

The attorney general can claim that torture and warrantless wiretapping are legal, and can mislead Congress. Unless, of course, enough Republicans stand up and say, as Arlen Specter told The Washington Post, that if that lickspittle lawyer thinks all this is legal, “he’s smoking Dutch Cleanser.”

Attaboy, Arlen! Perhaps deep in your subconscious, you remember your momma using this product. Perhaps you’re thinking “I am coming to clean up this town.” Well, that would be a far better use for Dutch Cleanser than smoking it, so carry on, sir.

Anyway, Ms Dowd’s column hits all the hot points so much better than I have over the last couple of days. Clearly, she’s the professional, you know, award-winning journalist.

Prediction: cans of Dutch Cleanser will soon be making their way to the Attorney General’s office, so that his stash doesn’t run low.

Evolution Sunday

I wish we were doing this at Holy Moly:

Chicago Tribune | Churches to mark Darwin’s birthday

NEW YORK — Nearly 450 Christian churches around the country plan to celebrate the 197th birthday of Charles Darwin on Sunday with programs and sermons intended to emphasize that his theory of biological evolution is compatible with faith and that Christians have no need to choose between religion and science.

“It’s to demonstrate, by Christian leaders and members of the clergy, that you don’t have to make that choice. You can have both,” said Michael Zimmerman, dean of the College of Letters and Sciences at the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh, who organized the event.

Darwin’s theory holds that life on Earth, including humans, shares common ancestry and developed over millions of years through the mechanisms of natural selection and random mutation. The concept is repugnant to many conservative Christians because it conflicts with their belief that man was specially created in the image of God.

“Evolution Sunday” has drawn participation from a variety of denominational and non-denominational churches, including Methodist, Lutheran, Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Unitarian, Congregationalist, United Church of Christ, Baptist and a host of community churches, including at least 16 congregations in Illinois.

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