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Attention Timmy: Don’t Show Mom This Article

Michigan man bowls third 300 game of life, then dies

PORTAGE, Mich. (AP) – He rolled the third perfect game of his life and then collapsed and died at the bowling alley.

Sixty-nine-year-old Ed Lorenz bowled a 300 in his first game last night at Airway Lanes in Portage. In the middle of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over. Efforts to revive him failed.

Mom’s a good bowler – just don’t give her any ideas.

One comment on “Attention Timmy: Don’t Show Mom This Article

  1. Mom has often mentioned that would be the perfect way to go out!! I keep telling her it would ruin Retheda’s day!!!!

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