Okay, men will not want to read this post. It will squick you out.

So just go read HULK’S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET and whistle the theme song to “the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” for a few minutes.

FX: faint whistling fades away to nothing.

I’m waiting for some kind of reaction or recriminations to break the surface here at “Book’em Dano Travel.”

Someone posted a sign on the back of all the stalls in the women’s room:

Before exiting the restroom, please make sure the stall AND THE FLOOR are clean. Thank you, the women of Floor XX

Floor? Oh, GROSS!

I was going to describe more, in the manner of circumstantial evidence, but I decided against it in the interests of… taste, I guess.

And don’t say I didn’t warn you men, either. That’s what you get for peeking.