Either way, I’m PSYCHIC.

Okay, the Chicago White Sox are playing the Boston Red Sox today, first game of the AL division championships. Several of my cow-orkers are very excited and nervous just now.

Actually, the White Sox were doing alright until just now when I walked into the break room to watch a couple of minutes with a rabid Sox fan. During the time it took to eat 1 (one) candy bar, 2 errors were committed and the Bosox scored 2 runs (with 2 outs and a man on). Gee, it was 6-0 Chisox when I unwrapped the candy bar, I feel like it’s my fault. Sorry, cow-orkers.

UPDATE: Top of the sixth inning, a couple of homers later it’s 12-2 Chisox. See what happens when I don’t watch?

UPDATE II: Final score appears to be 14-2, Chicago White Sox.