Politics, Schmolitics

Katherine Harris Is Too Smug

>BRANDON, Fla. – (KRT) – U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris is holding court in a crowded Republican Party headquarters in a strip mall east of Tampa, fielding questions from an enthusiastic crowd, eager to hear her thoughts on abortion, gay marriage and stem cell research.

Then, from the back of the room comes the inevitable: “How do you plan on dealing with people still mad about the 2000 election?”

The immaculately groomed woman in the perfectly tailored suit smiles. ”Do you think anybody will be?” she asks coyly. ”We simply followed the law.” Her audience applauds, delighted at the response from Florida’s former secretary of state.

Would someone please defeat this smug, doorbelling, election-fixing beeyotch? Preferably the Democratic incumbent, Bill Nelson, but I’m not fussy at this point. However, he’s an Episcopalian and so I give him some props, although he suffers from an slight case of “helmet hair.”

Oh, wait, he’s a former astronaut. I’ll cut him slack on the hair. 😉

Info via Project Vote Smart.

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