Uncategorical Weirdness

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Seen on my way in to work the other day: a woman not just putting on makeup while waiting at a red light, but using an eyelash curler.

If you’ve never seen or used one, it’s an instrument of torture marketed as a beauty aid. It has a scissors-like thing that squeezes two pads together; you position your lashes between the pads, give a squeeze, and presto! Curly eyelashes.

We had one for years in the downstairs bathroom at my mom’s house; I fooled around with it a few times but concluded that it made my already fairly curly but transparent lashes stick up at a ludicrously perky, wide-awake angle.

This may have been the look the woman in the other car was trying to achieve.

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