Idunno! Idunno, Idunno, Idunno!

John Kass: What Mayor Daley Doesn’t Know

Chicago’s mayor (locally known as Da Mare) doesn’t know from all the allegations and resignations and intimations that there’s dirty politics in City Hall hiring.

Well. How could he not know? We all know this but Da Mare?

Looks like this year’s Chicago Bar Association Christmas extravaganza will again feature the perennial favorite, “Idunno,” set to the tune of “Figaro.”

Always gets a laugh.

God Did Not Make Us All Equal

BBC NEWS | Africa | Niger children starving to death

Hey, remember that country where Joseph Wilson didn’t find a plot to sell yellowcake uranium to the Iraqis? Children are still starving there in droves.

Drought and a plague of locusts are part of the cause, but one mother says, “As far as I’m concerned, God did not make us all equal – I mean, look at us all here. None of us has enough food.”

It seems to me that Doctors Without Borders/Medicins Sans Frontieres is one worth charity worth supporting, as they’re running feeding centres.

What page are you on?

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)

What page are you on? David and I have been asking each other this question for a couple of days now. We picked up a copy of “Half Blood Prince” on a trip to Costco the other day, and have trading back and forth reading at leisure since then. Unfortunately, we’ve been losing each others’ places in the book.

I was about halfway through it by yesterday, and when TiVo locked up on the latest TAR1 rerun (arrrrgh!) I gave up on televised fantasy and re-entered the familiar world of Hogwarts instead. I just thought I’d read a few chapters and go to bed.

Right.

The previous book had a lot of scary action, but it was depressing and dragged quite a bit in the first half. It took much longer than usual to read – yes, it was a longer book too, but it was a slog that I waded through dutifully. Unusually for me (also for David) that’s the one book in the series we haven’t reread multiple times. The loss of Harry’s beloved Sirius at the end of that one was almost too much to bear.

However, all that is in the past. The Half-Blood Prince delivers action, adventure, humor, romance, terror, regret, grief and even a sense of gritty resolve. It’s almost a return to the “normal” school life of previous books, but the shadow of war and terror hangs over everyone.

I read each chapter with a sense of urgency. As each one ended, I wondered “What happens next? I need to know.” Well, I kept right on through to the end.

I was completely bamboozled by some of the red herrings (for example, the identity of the Half-Blood Prince) and some of the plot turns took me by surprise. It turns out that seven is a mystically powerful number, and we’ve always known that there would be seven books and probably lots of other things that come in sevens. I was shocked, mystified, and enlightened by turns.

So I read right through until the very last page, until I was reading once again that the book is set in Garamond type and other trivia of interest to bibliophiles. I kept losing David’s place – he’s just a few chapters into it – and I won’t be able to discuss it with him until he finishes it.

As I was engrossed in all the fantastic detail of a world I that I wish actually existed alongside ours, I was struck by the contrast between the “real” world and its problems – war, terror, poverty, famine and the “fantasy” world. And I was also struck by the similarities. As a commentary on modern life, the Harry Potter books make it possible to talk about frightening subjects like fear, loss, death, war, and tyranny with children, and for children to discuss them amongst themselves. Then of course, the opening often has people traveling from King’s Cross station, which will forever be linked with the London bombings in addition to being the place where tourists try to find Platform 9 3/4. And in this book, it starts at No. 10, Downing Street, with the PM reading a memo. How odd was that in light of recent news? Just a coincidence, but a weird one.

I kept shaking my head and saying “naww, it’s a kid’s fantasy. It’s not about dealing with your fears in the real world, and coping with loss.” But now I’m not so sure.

This morning when I woke up, it was from a typical post-Potter dream -the books have a way of insinuating themselves into your dream life very easily, especially after the first reading of a new one. In the dream, it seemed to be someone reading from the Daily Prophet newspaper about the battles that have been taking place throughout the latest book, with mentions of casualties and so on. Then as I awakened, it was to the latest news from Iraq on NPR, along with the carnage of yesterday’s car bombs there, followed by the radio obituary of yet another fine young military man killed in that increasingly senseless war. And it seemed to me that the fantasy war and the real wars (the one on terror, and the one that’s supposed to be on terror but is really about oil) weren’t all that different.

For example, Harry’s asked by the Ministry of Magic to show his public support for the Ministry’s handling of the war with Voldemort and the Death-Eaters, (terrorists who use magic instead of backpack bombs and IEDs). Meanwhile, it seems that the best weapons against terror are courage and resolve (not to mention instant communication).

The Ministry arrests people for the wrong reasons and holds them indefinitely, so that the wizarding community will be reassured that at least they’re doing something. Meanwhile, the Ministry wastes time, lives, and resources while dithering about what to do. They make the real governments of the world look really good by comparison (with the exception of Ron Weasley’s dad and a few others in the lower ranks – all the higher ups lack leadership skills).

Yes, at the end of the book there is a death, as has been widely reported. But as sad and troubling as it will be for anyone not yet at the last page, it serves a purpose, and it puts the seemingly senseless death of Sirius Black at the end of the previous book in a new light. There are reasons for everything in these books, as avid readers already know.

And the people who out of misguided faith will never crack them open at Page 1 will never understand just how moral and uplifting these “fantasy” books can be. Allegory is always so difficult for literalists; they insist on taking it literally.

It’s a shame that we’ll never all be on the same page.

Vandalized

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Pipe Organ Vandalized

So yesterday morning I got to church early for choir practice, and we got started late because the organist ran late, and there were only two of us (Scott the Ineffable Bass and myself) so we bagged on performing an unfamiliar “party piece.” Then we noticed something odd about the metal organ pipes visible in the chest to the right of the organ console.

Someone had broken off some of the smallest ones in the front rank with a flat stick. Stewart noticed a bit of tissue paper that shouldn’t have been in there, then he said “what are those little bits of metal?”

That’s when we realized they were tiny pieces of tin that had been broken off and crushed. It was a horrifying discovery to make just half an hour before services were to begin, but fortunately the entire rank is one that isn’t connected to the keyboard anymore (Stewart played every stop he had and never found one that was missing notes).

It was an “off” Sunday anyway because Fr. Ted was on vacation and so no Eucharist, and not many people showed up. It was just… not a good feeling at all to speculate on the kind of mentality that leads to the vandalism of a house of worship.

Add to that our money woes and the impending discussions on what to do with either or both of our properties… well, not a good Sunday at all.

Originally uploaded by GinnyRED57.

Sci Fi Friday Tonight!

At last. We get to see new Stargate and Atlantis episodes, and my husband David gets to see new Battlestar Galactica episodes.

It’s too bad the Shuttle Discovery didn’t launch the other day; according to the behind the scenes show SciFi.com ran the other day, there are a couple of Stargate fans up on the International Space Station. Hope the scrubbed launch doesn’t screw up their plans for throwing a geek party to watch the new eps.

Ben Browder and a few other new people sign on tonight, which will make many Farscape fans very, very happy. Hee!

David keeps joking around: “Wanna see a movie Friday?” NO. We’re staying in. We’re making stir-fry. We’re planting ourselves on the couch for the duration, and then afterwards I have another “new” episode of TAR1 to watch. And then Harry Potter comes out tonight, but I don’t think we’re going out at midnight to get a copy of the new book.

Maybe tomorrow. We have much SF to get through tonight. Oh, and then Willy Wonka comes out tomorrow, but David’s not into that as much as I am.

It’s going to be an exhausting geekend of fun, which I’ll be needing after this week and the week before.

Oh, and there’s some silly contest to win a walk-on role, if anybody is interested… 😉

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Send Rover Right Over

Chicago Tribune: Karl Rove Got It From Novak

Okay. He’s technically off the hook, according to the way Floyd Abrams laid it out the other day on Al Franken’s AAR show. . So who gave it to Novak, and did they have security clearance, or was this the biggest open secret in Washington history since JFK snuck wimmin in and out of the White House? And why isn’t Novak in jail, or is the grand jury just trying to confirm his testimony?

It’s still highly dubious that Plame’s identity was deliberately used to deflect Wilson’s criticism. By Rove, of course. Who was looking very smug sitting behind Bush yesterday.

Damn, where is a nubile intern when you need one? That seems to be the only way gummint types of either political hue fall from power any more. I guess Deep Throat’s classic advice should be changed to “Follow the honey.”

Free Charlie Dimmock’s Chest!

I was looking for some video to watch yesterday while waiting for incoming calls and checked out the CBS News site, since they’ve been touting an increased “24/7 online news” presence lately. Also, it had to be free newsvid, and I wanted to watch the 2-minutes’ silence observance on a delay, which their site made available in RAW video (not edited, full length). I picked some other videos using their handy “select for playlist” and listened idly. One choice was to watch Ground Force’s Charlie Dimmock explain how to select plants for and design a Mediterranean garden. Now, if you don’t know who the hell our Charlie is, this entire post will be meaningless, so you might as well go look at some nice puppies and kitties who need a home. But if you do know her, and understand a little of why people on both sides of the pond are obsessed with Charlie Dimmock’s chest, and why it so desperately needs to be liberated from durance vile and Puritanical, here’s the deal:

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Charlie does not wear a bra when she appears on British television, and in fact is well known for this. On one episode of the original British-produced Ground Force, she and the other team members were given garden statuettes that were clever characatures. Hers included a hefty chest with prominent nipples. The likeness was striking. Luckily, I found the website where you can buy one for yourself, along with statues of Alan Titchmarsh and Tommy Walsh. Click the image for more detail and to go to the site.

Charlie ALWAYS seems to wear a bra when she appears on American-produced TV (as in the CBS Early Show clip and the version of Ground Force that’s produced here. Her fearlessness on camera (she makes no bones about working with no makeup, her rampant strawberry curls flying everywhere) is the same, but the bra she seems forced to wear (it wouldn’t be her first choice) isn’t a comfortable sports bra, it appears to be the industrial-strength variety with seaming that keeps those mighty nipples at bay. The issue of “Where’s Charlie’s Bra?” seems to be a bone of contention with some conservative British viewers, and it continues to be the one thing she’s known for besides water gardens on British TV.

Is it our American Puritanism that dictates that Charlie’s chest be held in durance vile? Was BBC America worried the FAA would issue a fatwa? Don’t know – but she’s been named an Honorary Heartless Bitch (a listing that includes untrammeled womanly archetypes like Katherine Hepburn and Selma Hayak). So good for you, Charlie. If this is America the Free, then let the girls out now and then!

Ironically, I’m wearing a bra to work today (I usually don’t bother) because it’s International T-shirt Day in the office and the “Mind the Gap” shirt I’m borrowing from David is a little “light.” :eyeroll: