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As God Is My Witness, I Could Give A Rip

… whether Michael Jackson is guilty or not. Naturally, everyone in the office is all a-quiver and jumping online to try to find live video. I can hear live feed-type audio coming from all over. Naturally, this will slow the office network to a crawl.

If only the Onion had a live feed. That would be a lot more bearable. And of course now I’m curious enough to try to get a live feed going, but must try to resist.

But if he’s guilty and he starts to cry in court, I’m betting his nose falls off.

UPDATE: Huh? Okay, how many years until the next accuser steps forward?

3 Comments on “As God Is My Witness, I Could Give A Rip

  1. If any event needed an Onion live feed, or The Daily Show up-to-the-minute reporting, it was this. When they showed the woman releasing the doves as the judgements came out, my entire workplace howling with laughter.

  2. At least now that it’s over we can focus on the important things, like Tom Cruise’s engagement to Katie Holmes–who both coincidentally have a movie coming out this summer.

  3. Yikes, another comment nearly missed. Sorry. Yes, I don’t really get the whole jumping-for-joy fakiness of it all.

    And I’m so clueful I didn’t realize that Ms. Holmes is the girl in Batman Begins. D’oh! on me.

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