Running With Sithers

What can one say about a movie franchise that’s been a part of one’s life for, oh, nearly thirty years or so?

Well, not much. My husband David and I went to see Revenge of the Sith yesterday, as stated. Before the movie, we had a really nice, leisurely meal at Brass. After the movie, we came home. In between, we waited to see how Anakin would end up in the Darth Vader armor with the menacing breathing and codpiece and buttons on his chest and all.

Once upon a time, in a locality far, far away, each installment of Star Wars totally captured my imagination. I spent weeks or months spinning my own imaginary adventures set in the Star Wars universe – yes, wretched Mary Sue stuff. I do recall actually attempting to write something and to explain to my mom why it was important to me. I devoured the various novels (some were better than others, some were far worse) that came out between the movies. The third movie contained one of my favorite scenes ever in an SF picture – the one where a slightly wounded Leia gets ready to shoot a stormtrooper just behind Han, and he looks at her and says “Oh, I love you.” And she replies coolly, “I know.” Lucas used to be able to write dialogue, and the love scenes between Han and Leia worked for me. But then the cuteness factor with the Ewoks kind of got in the way, although I actually kind of liked the Ewoks in spite of that.

When, after far too long (and a badly realized re-working of the original movie that spawned the “Han Shot First” fan reaction), the next new movie finally came out, I was ready to love it. And I did love a lot of it, though I was horrified at the whole “Anakin as a little boy” scope of the picture. I felt like it would make a lot more sense to have the boy grow up a lot faster in the first movie, so that Hayden Christensen stepped in as the surly teenager by the last reel. But it was not the way Lucas wanted to tell the story. And of course… Jar Jar, and far too many location, costume, and hairstyle changes muddied the story and pulled focus from the saga.

Same again last night.

So while there was a fair bit to like in this, the final movie in the series according to George Lucas, there was a lot to dislike.

Too many locations.
Too many costume and hair changes for Padme again.
Too many bad guys. Why bother with Grievous? Why kill Dooku so early?
Too many “beauty shots” of sunset over the capital city.
Too many shots of all the different kinds of buildings and aircraft.
Too many vanity touches that didn’t really add to the main story.
Too much screwing with canon. Leia remembered her mother, you know.
Not enough of the details that actually DO add to the main story.
Not enough screen time with Anakin and Obi-wan together.

There were some good things – Senator Organa had a lot more to do, the fight between Yoda and Palpatine (especially the bit in the Senate chamber) was exciting and actually symbolic, Anakin’s horrific fate was a satisfactory explanation, and the shot of the Death Star starting to take shape in space was cool. And of course, the transformation of screaming, maimed Anakin into mighty Darth Vader was a long time in coming. And at the very end, Luke gets handed off to his Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, who stands with one foot up on the evaporator, looking at the double sunset. Luke’s theme plays in the soundtrack. The end of this story and the beginning of the next is reached (at long last).

When the first movie came out, I probably saw it in a theater at least a dozen or more times, because a campus-area movie house basically ran it every weekend for a few dollars a head, and most weekends if I didn’t have anything else to do, I’d think about heading over and seeing it with friends.

I won’t be seeing “Revenge of the Sith” again until it comes out on cable (if then) and I don’t know if we’ll bother to get the DVDs for any of the 3 most recent movies (we have the original 3 on videotape, and we might think about getting those as DVDS).

Oh, and I’m definitely in the “Han Shot First” camp, too. That ought to be obvious.

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2 thoughts on “Running With Sithers

  1. Yeah… kind of sad. I definitely thought it was the best of the prequel series though.

    As far as the Leia new her mother thing – I don’t believe she mentioned anything about beind adopted. And, for her safety, I would be surprised if Organa told her she had been adopted. So, the mother she remembers, would more likely be Mrs. Organa – not Padme.

    My main gripe is the transition of Anakin to the dark side of the force. It would have made more sense to me that it became an addiction that was justified by his need to save Padme. Perhaps when he killed Dooku that he tapped into the dark side, maybe with some encouragement from Sidious, and became a junkie. He then finds out that Sidious is the one who can feed his addiction, and that its the only way to save Padme, since the Jedi won’t help him. Then, Sidious sends him to kill the separatists – something that’s not -entirely- against his inclinations. This is really where he turns into Vader – THEN he assists with wiping out the jedi.

    I can say that a number of the battle scenes were very impressive and the effects were the best of this series. However, the simplicity of the ones in Ep IV were, in many ways, more engaging.

    Oh, well. I guess we can just wait for the television series now.

    Mitch

  2. Well, it’s not the first time Lucas reverse-engineered family relationships where he wanted them AFTER he realized he had a franchise on his hands. Hello, Obi-wan and your confusing “He betrayed and murdered your father” statement, and hi there, Yoda and your “there is another” and Vader and your “…sister!”. 🙄

    It’s possible the television series might improve on the last 3 movies, but they’d have to have cracking good dialog again. Sometimes forcing a production company to do more with less makes interesting things happen (viz. Stargate/Stargate SG-1, Highlander movie/series, and so on).

    And of course, the reverse often applies when TV SciFi goes to the movies (I’m looking at you, Star Trek).

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