…with the outcome of the finale of the seventh season of Amazing Race.

Even though they didn’t actually “race around the world” and the teams had timetables going into the final legs (ugh, that sickens me, a purist).

And I really couldn’t be happier for Uchenna and Joyce, coming in first and making that big vein pop out in the side of Rob’s head.

And I really couldn’t be happier for Rob and Amber coming in second, although I could make an exception if they’d come in third instead.

And I really couldn’t be any more “meh” for Ron and Kelly, except now he can make his dash for freedom. Run, Ron! Ron, run!

And now I’m going to bed, because I’m exhausted from all the screaming and so on that’s been going on here.

Aw, it was good to see the Brothers Awesomov and the Happy Boys and everyone else, even Ray and Deana. And it was quite obvious from all the chanting and stuff going on that you all were happy with the result too.

The applause for Rob and Amber was slightly more than a polite golf clap, but not the thundering, screaming, jumping cryfest that it was for Uchenna and Joyce. And that made me cry for happy, too.

One last word. Uchenna, dude, that last driver was a hard-ass. You nearly lost the million for the want of $15. Plan accordingly with that new-found fortune, and I hope you took up a collection later from your fans amongst the other racers to give your driver a tip.