• Photos and Shutterblogs - The Never-Ending Bloga

    If You See Daffodills, It Worked

    Whee! It works! First time! David is a genius! MTGalleryLink is da bomb! Slickeroo! There are more tricks that it can do, like a random image, but the doc page says it only refreshes the image on a rebuild. Hah. I have a true randomizing script that makes the moblog images change on every refresh. It’s called rotator.php and I was able to set it up without David’s help, so it’s possible I could do it again with this MTGalleryLink thing. That would be fairly cool. Holy CRAP. Holy frick-in CRAP. This just made the last, agonizingly long-awaited Final Entry…

  • Food, Glorious Food - Home Improvement

    My Busy Day At Home

    So, week of vacation at home, day two. Where to start? Well, I got up earlier this morning. That was good and boded well. I fixed some tea (Twinings English Breakfast, and I’ll need more to get through the week) and had rather a lot of toast. Kind of on the Douglas Adams model of procrastinating, except that where he took serial baths, I made, um, more than two slices of toast. With butter and Vegit. Some time later, I wandered out to the garage and swept it out a little, looking over our junk and figuring out what can…

  • Wonderful Spam, Beautiful Spam

    Stupid Greedy People

    One victim, Kevin McCrary, a 56-year-old Manhattan business consultant, would not dispute that. After falling prey to a fake postal money order scheme, he said, "I couldn't reach around far enough to kick myself." Single and lonely, Mr. McCrary joined an international online dating site, Elitemate.com. In late January, he was contacted by someone claiming to be a young woman from Nigeria. She – or perhaps he, or even they, Mr. McCrary now concedes – went by the name of Ogisi Douglas. Their e-mail exchanges were barely a week old before the supposed Ms. Douglas asked Mr. McCrary for his…

  • Uncategorical Weirdness

    Alooooha!

    Okay, okay, ***Dave did it and now so must I: American Cities That Best Fit You: 65% Honolulu 60% San Francisco 60% Seattle 55% Portland 50% Atlanta Which American Cities Best Fit You? The first time through, I was a little too enthusiastic about theater districts and museums and zoos – all things I enjoy doing, but they’re a long haul from where we are. I clicked on “would prefer to live in the West.” And while San Francisco came up first, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and New York City came up high in the rankings. New York City? Get me the…

  • Notty Problems: Even Leaving Doesn't Solve Them - Only in Utah... - Uncategorical Weirdness

    And My Mom Wonders Why I Moved Away

    Wilson’s original goes: “Well I ain’t never been the Barbie doll type No I can’t swig that sweet champagne I’d rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky-tonk or on a 4-wheel-drive tailgate. . . . Let me get a big ‘Hell Yeah!’ from the redneck girls like me.” The Eagle‘s version: “Well I ain’t never been the party-girl type I’d rather drink some homemade root beer At a fireside Sunday night Down at the ward house, or at a friend’s house While tying up a quilt I like green Jell-O and casseroles And I wash…