Verdict: Not That Bad

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Earlier tonight, we were hungry for a snack or appetizer before dinner (fried rice and soy-ginger tofu) was ready. On checking the larder, a veritable feast was waiting to be created from odds and ends of ethnic food.

After some thought, we assembled our multi-cultural nosh: gefilte fish, wasabi sauce, wasabi peas, tortilla chips, salsa, and British bitter. This originally came about because we both had a yen for gefilte fish (heh) but had no horseradish on hand. But we do have powdered wasabi, which is actually a kind of horseradish (at least in the US. Eureka!

After documenting this creation, we set to.

Surprisingly enough, it wasn’t horrible. Actually, the wasabi and the gefilte fish were pretty tasty, but only because our taste buds had already been trained to recognise both food separately as “tasty,” so it wasn’t that difficult to convince our palates that both foods combined would be equally so.

Neither of us were brave enough to try the gefilte fish with the salsa, but we did try wasabi peas slathered with the stuff, and again “Not that bad.”

The beer was totally the wrong choice, however. An ice-cold Pilsner might have been a better match.

Bye Bye, Boys. Have Fun Finding The Castle

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Lynn and Alex, the Happy Boys

For some reason, late in the season of Amazing Race I run out of steam as far as putting up posts and listing all the teams and how they did. This is the third season that has aired since I started blogging, and every time it’s the same. It’s not that I lose the love for my show, it’s that trying to keep track of all the teams in the confusing first 3 weeks or so is part of the charm. There’s a lot more wild-card onscreen drama and comedy, and it’s a lot less predictable, when you have the unique reactive potential of 8, 9, or 10 teams than when you have 5 or fewer teams.

Be that as it may, after the second part of the India two-parter ended, it was Lynn and Alex who were ultimately unlucky in Lucknow.

They seemed to be having a nice time, but they’re gone. And then in the next episode, Ron and Kelly ended up getting mugged, but they won a whole bunch of airline travel and the Race went retrograde all the way to Turkey. Depending on which side of the Bosporus they’re on, they were back in Europe after Africa and India. That’s way too many subcontinents for me!

Anyway, the finale will be May 10, so that leaves just one week – this week – for them to get to some sort of jumping off point somewhere within striking distance of the US.

The recap has been up for a while for the Happy Boys’ departure episode.

And here’s the recaplet for the most recent episode, where Ron and Kelly get mugged. Free Ron! Free Ron! He’s a prisoner of not-love!

“Who’s there?” “Rob’s karma.” “Rob’s karma who?” “Rob’s karma THIS.”

Yes, this is the night when we learn that you can get away with a lot of grinning and tough talk about other teams until the moment when you egregiously screw up, at which point every self-satisfied thing you say — and particularly every dismissive thing you say about people who are, unbeknownst to you, ahead of you — takes on a delightfully ironic flavor.

This lesson is driven home to one Rob Mariano after he makes one too many playful jabs to scare Meredith and Gretchen and Uchenna and Joyce, and winds up scaring them into…investigating a flight they never would have found without “help.” When he gets entirely rotten information from a ticket agent, Rob concludes that he’s in the clear, and he and Amber and Ron and Kelly have a brief moment of peace in Turkey before realizing that they’re actually fighting for last place this time.

Despite Gretchen’s lengthy sojourn up the side of a tower and the trouble she and Meredith apparently have finding clue boxes in fairly unchallenging situations, they finish second behind a surging Uchenna and Joyce. Rob and Amber beat out Ron and Kelly for third place, and all of a sudden, it’s a whole new ball game as the pageant queen and the POW lose all their loot.

Oh, and Kelly basically does accuse Ron of using his POW status as a cheap way to avoid his commitment to the military. It’s almost unbelievable, but her comment to this effect is actually more offensive than it looked in the preview. I know — it seems impossible. It isn’t. Oh, and — did you know Travelocity was a sponsor of this show? I bet you do now.

Yeah, I probably think about this show too much. I think “Why the hell don’t I get my ass to the gym and get in shape and apply?”

Got Towel?

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Yesterday was quite a day – we started out in the morning, relatively early, to grab a nice breakfast and drive all the way up to Kettle Moraine State Forest (South) for a short hike in the woods. It was a nicer day for it than we expected but we only took a couple of photos. It was the longest drive we’ve taken in the new car (Ford Escape Hybrid) and we geeked out in a couple of ways; namely we set up a competition between the portable navigation system (Fred, who’s pretty smart and easy to program) and Edna (the built-in system, who’s not too bright and hard to program). We hiked along until we realized we were going the wrong direction (the GPS system we ALSO have and my “analog watch GPS” trick notwithstanding) and turned around.

We enjoyed the birdsong in the woods and also exploring an old cemetery, which featured a bunch of people named Stute and Muldoon and other Germanic or Irish surnames at the top of the hill, and one lonely headstone for a young man named Joseph Arenz at the top of the hill. We theorized that young Joseph must have been that nice Jewish boy from Chicago who moved to the woods for his health on the advice of his doctors, worked as a tailor, but unfortunately he died young and alone of tuberculosis or something. So the good Stutes and Muldoons and whatnot buried him, but weren’t quite sure about putting him in with the rest of the local Catholics, but the good ladies of the Lutheran and Catholic churches raised money with bake sales and quilt raffles for a nice headstone, and they wore their nicely tailored finery to his memorial, and so everyone felt better about poor young Joseph, buried at the bottom of the hill.

Anyway, after this outdoorsy excursion into fictionalized local history, we headed back toward home to meet up with Steve and Ruth and some of their Chicago Mensan friends to see “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”

We called Steve first to get a location and try to figure out our best ETA; he mentioned then that he had just bought a couple of towels and some packets of salted peanuts to take to the theater. If ever a thing is worth doing, Steve’s reasoning dictates that it is worth overdoing – so we dutifully bought a couple of dishtowels on the way to the rendezvous point, which was Noodles and Company near the theater. Not a bad place, wish there was one closer to us.

I have to say that the movie was far, far better than I feared it would be, especially after reading a review that made it sound like all the best bits had been left out. Yes, a lot of things were not in the movie – like the “accident with a contraceptive in a time machine” bit and the Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses and so on. But there was an awful lot that WAS left in, or was somehow referenced visually.

If you have a pair of 3-D glasses, take them to the theater with you. Put them on just after the Heart of Gold arrives at Magrathrea. And if you ever watched the TV show, watch for a couple of cameos.

The Mensans were mostly harmless. I did wonder why the hell one couple thought it was okay to bring a newborn baby along. 🙄

My Brain Is Scrambled

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I’m working on a project for Holy Moly; I got rooked into finding all the readings for the upcoming Day of Pentecost in a bunch of different languages. Including Thai… not sure why since I don’t know of anyone there who speaks the language, but maybe someone is inviting a friend.

I was playing around trying to pronounce the reading in Maori, kind of in the style of the All Blacks doing the haka, when David sent me this picture.

Beautiful. I needed a good laugh. I’ve been at this for a while and I needed a break.

Aw Jeez!! The Chicago Screening of Serenity Is Already Sold Out?

I went looking for information on the “Can’t Stop The Signal” sneak preview of “Serenity” and found comments on Whedonesque to the effect that the Chicago screening is already sold out. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that almost all of the ten screenings on May 5th at 10pm are sold out already.

Fooey. But it’s a Thursday – we would have gotten home at about… 1am. Oh, well. Sucks to be middle-aged and employed. So I’ll wait for the official release date of September 30.

And yes, this is another one of those examples of the fans of a particular show or movie or book being more involved in the process, or actually interacting with the creator in a way that influences how the final product is released.

Browser Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Spiff

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What kind of browser do you use? According to my stats (see below), it breaks down along fairly predictable lines. Unlike some blogs I could mention (like BoingBoing) Internet Explorer is still the browser of choice by a comfortable margin. Or is it? Are the Internet Explorers humans, or robots? Are they monkeyboys, or spiders, or an even lower form of life? Are the Mac users more highly evolved than the rest of us (that outta get a rise of their elitist plug-and-play asses)? 😉

So I’ve reached back into the grab-bag of yore and enabled a little poll. It’s over there on the right-hand column.

Please note, I’ve included “AOL” as a browser choice purely for my sister’s benefit (I snark with love, but she’ll get me in the end).

Image from the extremely cool “Spaceman Spiff” site, which doesn’t seem to have been updated in a while. Go visit and enjoy the glorious Calvin and Hobbes goodness.

Browsers (Top 10)   –   Full list/Versions   –   Unknown  
  Browsers Grabber Hits Percent
MS Internet Explorer No 59370 60.9 %
Firefox No 19718 20.2 %
Unknown ? 8888 9.1 %
Safari No 4030 4.1 %
Mozilla No 2216 2.2 %
Netscape No 1631 1.6 %
Opera No 698 0.7 %
Links No 426 0.4 %
Konqueror No 102 0.1 %
WebTV browser No 95 0 %
  Others   296 0.3 %

Suddenly, Eighteen Months Later…

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It’s about frickin’ time I got the last Britain travel journal entry done. Because of the fiddling back-dating I did, the earliest entry is at the bottom, but it’s all in September of 2003.

You can definitely see a progression in the way I handled images and blogging – the first 2 or 3 entries were written very early in my distinguished writing career. 🙄

Sorry about the ugly “photo corners” on some images. I stupidly put them on and now I can’t take them off. Lesson learned.

Anyway, it’s done. If you start here and keep clicking on the “next” link at the top of the page, you get it in the right order.

Now, I’ve been thinking about that Japan photo album, every lick of which would have to be uploaded from small-ish photographs. Worth it, or not?

If You See Daffodills, It Worked

Whee! It works! First time! David is a genius! MTGalleryLink is da bomb! Slickeroo!

There are more tricks that it can do, like a random image, but the doc page says it only refreshes the image on a rebuild. Hah. I have a true randomizing script that makes the moblog images change on every refresh. It’s called rotator.php and I was able to set it up without David’s help, so it’s possible I could do it again with this MTGalleryLink thing. That would be fairly cool.

Holy CRAP.

Holy frick-in CRAP.

This just made the last, agonizingly long-awaited Final Entry in the England journal a duhstinkt possibility. Plus way more photos.

Holy CRAP. I’d better make some tea. It’s gonna be a long night.

My Busy Day At Home

So, week of vacation at home, day two.

Where to start? Well, I got up earlier this morning. That was good and boded well. I fixed some tea (Twinings English Breakfast, and I’ll need more to get through the week) and had rather a lot of toast. Kind of on the Douglas Adams model of procrastinating, except that where he took serial baths, I made, um, more than two slices of toast. With butter and Vegit.

Some time later, I wandered out to the garage and swept it out a little, looking over our junk and figuring out what can be thrown out. And did a little weeding in the front, and worked over the compost bin in the back, getting it re-started for the season. Poked around, put some yard wasted in a bag, and nattered with the Chemlawn guy when he showed up. According to him: need to prune out the suckers from the one tree. Okay, I’ll do that later. Oh, and the lawn service guy called with a quote for taking out the Bush of Death.

Not the one in Washington, this is the one on the front corner of our lot. It’s a big stickery hawthorny sort of thing with a bunch of ugly junipers. I want the whole thing gone and pristine for putting in a new bed with a nice something or other. Probably a Japanese maple.

Okay, enough of working outside, so I came in to dink around more. Lunch. Drink more tea. Eat a very weird kind of soy-cheese on my sandwich. Well, it’s a cheese-like substance. Oddly tasteless. Tastelessly odd. It’s a glamorous life.

Tea break. TV break. Dink break. God, the pressure to perform is immense, but I accomplish all three.

Then it’s time to go to the grocery store and spend a lot of money on food, because we’re out of all the stuff that gets thrown in when we decide “what’rewegonnahavefordinner? Whatchagotinthefridge?” I had a shopping list (otherwise known as a “Chopin Liszt”) but I made some executive decisions and added on some stuff.

The two basil plants and one rosemary plant were optional and probably overpriced, but the nursery place was closed and I wanted to get some kitchen herbs started. Bought a lot of other stuff – entrees for 3 meals and some extra veggies for a nice salad. We don’t eat enough veggies or fruits, and I’ve been trying to do better with that. Not to the point of climbing the gay food pyramid, but I’ve been trying.

However, we can’t entirely wean ourselves of junk food, so I bought healthy junk food. Plus some English pub ale and some really gingery ginger ale. The lady at the seafood counter chatted me up while I was buying some tilapia and offered to add seasoning or marinade for free. Score! I always forget about that option. This time it was a lemon-garlic one that was actually quite yummy and even a little spicy. So we had that for dinner, along with some probably-overpriced Sam Choy brand seasoned rice and what turned out to be the best salad I’ve ever made.

Huh. Salad. That is so not like me.

It was the little wee tomatoes that did it – really sweet and full of flavor. They’d be awesome with fresh mozzarella, olive oil, and fresh basil. And as it happens, I’ve got two freshly potted basil plants, and a nice rosemary plant, too.

The first year here, I tried a little gardening – my friend Debbie came out for a visit, and we went to the big nursery up in Palatine and brought home tons of herbs, pots, bedding plants, and stuff like that. I actually really got into the rosemary plants – the flavor was amazing on grilled food if you skewered the meat with rosemary spears. But they didn’t survive the winter, and most of the other herbs didn’t survive the second winter. This year, I’m going to give herb gardening another shot, because I’ve really missed the scent of herbs. I still have a big clump of chives that needs to be cut back – it’s set some starts so I’m going to re-pot those for an indoor clump.

Tomorrow’s my day to go back to the nursery place and pick up about 6 bags of mulch – I think that’s all I’ll be able to get in the RAV – and whatever other bedding plants they have available. I have to do some groundwork in all the beds – add compost, add dirt to raise the levels, and mulch. I’m tired of blah beds. At least I’ll have tons of compost in a few weeks.

Isn’t the glamor of my existence exhausting? Yes. I knew you would smile knowingly.

I already talked about how last year I didn’t do anything outside. This year, I will. It’s about time.

Stupid Greedy People

One victim, Kevin McCrary, a 56-year-old Manhattan business consultant, would not dispute that. After falling prey to a fake postal money order scheme, he said, "I couldn't reach around far enough to kick myself." Single and lonely, Mr. McCrary joined an international online dating site, Elitemate.com. In late January, he was contacted by someone claiming to be a young woman from Nigeria. She – or perhaps he, or even they, Mr. McCrary now concedes – went by the name of Ogisi Douglas. Their e-mail exchanges were barely a week old before the supposed Ms. Douglas asked Mr. McCrary for his help buying a laptop computer. Mr. McCrary purchased a $1,500 laptop, and after he received two United States postal money orders for $950 each, he sent the laptop to an address in Nigeria. Neither Mr. McCrary nor the teller at the J. P. Morgan Chase branch where he deposited the postal money orders knew they were bogus. It was only after he was asked to buy more computers and received several more postal money orders that he discovered, after trying to cash them at a post office, that he had been duped.

Seriously: how dumb do you have to be in order to qualify for status as the Nigerian email spam-scammers' target customer? It's become a cliche' – there's now a hot trend in scamming the scammers right back and making them look extremely foolish. It's hard to tell who's dumb and who's dumber: McCrary is still in contact with his scammer, who apparently is unaware that the Grey Lady has run the story and revealed all. He received a greeting card from the "lady" recently.

"It is often said that nobody is perfect," Ogisi Douglas wrote in a greeting card to Mr. McCrary three weeks ago. "But my love for you have made me blind to your faults and imperfections."