Sekrit messij to Kevin! NObody else read this means YOU 😡

(what? that’s how we used to talk back in the day. It gets even better)

Hello. I’m at work. My address book is at home. Not wishing to contact you at your prestigious place of employment, I shall remain in hope that you will send me an electronic missive forthwith at the usual address.

Oh, wait a minute, now I remember where your address is stashed. Never mind!

However, you may take this as advance notice/warning that David and I are headed your way soon. Many funs to be had. To hold yourself in a stance of mingled awe and dread at the impending shock of recognition, only slightly impaired by an overlaid, very fine net of facial crumple zones.