Web designer Bloggermouth Ken imagines the perfect answers to clients’ questions:
The Question: “Can you make our logo to zoom across the page when it loads? That would look really cool.”
What I want to say: “No it wouldn’t, you fucking moron.”
The Question: “Can you set up my used car dealership site to play the theme to ‘Chariots of Fire’?”
What I want to say: “Sure!!”
If only I had a Coke handy so I could spit it all over my monitor and demand compensation. 😉