Avatar Adventures

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Originally found at Learning Moveable Type, revisited via ***DDtB: Portrait Illustration Maker – Let’s make an original icon!!

I actually find this “self-image” slightly disturbing, so I added the headset and optional cat to make it less so. It must be the “uncanny valley” thing people were talking about when comparing photo-realist “The Polar Express” to shiny-fantastic “The Incredibles.”

As previously mentioned around here somewhere, it’s possible to set a gravatar that shows up when you comment on blogs that have enabled this feature.

Choosing the “face” shown on the Internets is tricky – should one go with reality, or fantasy? There are a number of ways to go here:

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Reality is pretty boring but…

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… it’s hard to go wrong with a snuggly cat to pull focus from those problem not-so-photogenic areas.

Cartoon icons, of course, are easy. Pick a character, any character. You’ll notice a theme developing with these, all of which I considered using at one time:

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Yes, you too can be your own Southpark character. A little more advanced than simply picking a favorite character.

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or simply become a superhero

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Another customizable avatar from Weatherpixie. File this under “so not me it’s funny.” However, she’s added a Christmas tree for the season, so maybe I’ll bung it back into the Index.

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A lot of people go with anime avatars, especially for bulletin boards…

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such as this one for the Mutts forum.

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Of course some simply must go for the “impossible fantasy” element…

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…or the “cute fuzzy” fetish may rear its head…

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… but if you can find a funny animal character that is shown actually keeping a journal, you’re golden.

Draft Dean

WASHINGTON — Liberal powerhouse MoveOn has a message for the “professional election losers” who run the Democratic Party: “We bought it, we own it, we’re going to take it back.”

A scathing e-mail from the head of MoveOn’s political action committee to the group’s supporters yesterday targets outgoing Democratic National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe as a tool of corporate donors who alienated both traditional and progressive Democrats.

“For years, the party has been led by elite Washington insiders who are closer to corporate lobbyists than they are to the Democratic base,” said the e-mail from MoveOn PAC’s Eli Pariser. “But we can’t afford four more years of leadership by a consulting class of professional election losers.”

I haven’t had much to say about politics since the election, because it seemed like even with all the excitement and grass-roots organizing by MoveOn.org and the fun I had listening to Al Franken and Air America Radio, I was totally deflated and depressed by the fact we got our asses handed to us.

I said then that the Democratic Party needed to start working in the hinterlands – the light and deep purple counties – and outside the Beltway.

If the Dems tap Howard Dean to run the party, I think they could get some people fired up and motivated to work – not just on “party” projects but on solidly designed, needed local social programs that benefit people.

Also, they need to counter the the religious right – which turns out to be a surprisingly small number of very vocal people – with a movement starting on the religious left, which could be a hell of a lot of people.

I could get involved if they made it a worthy enough cause, with a lot less of the “power elite” Beltway/East Coast vibe. I want to know more about why Dean inspired so many people to work so hard. If he were leading the party, I might be inspired, too.

The Memory of Shadows

my husband David says he didn’t know about this:

Production Weekly reported that a feature film set in J. Michael Straczynski’s Babylon 5 universe will begin production in April in the United Kingdom. Straczynski wrote the film, The Memory of Shadows, which will be directed by Steven Beck (Ghost Ship), the publication reported.

But I remember hearing about this because I posted about it back in February, when the project was mysteriously known as “B5:TMoS” and a list of likely and unlikely titles was bandied about. My favorite is still “The Memory of Spoo,” so I’m quite disappointed.

And now I expect my stats page will show an uptick on TMoS-related searches, just as it did nearly a year ago when the topic first surfaced.

Joining her is Galen, a techno-mage who has been charged with keeping the technology out of the hands of those who would abuse it.

Galen? Ooooooo. Galen. Mmmmmm.

Why

“Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to uparmour our vehicles?” Army Spc Thomas Wilson asked.

Why, indeed? Good for you, Army Spc Wilson.

It’s Go Time

The four lead teams start off with a colossal blunder in which they learn the lesson that you never know the operating hours until you look at them. Fortunately (because some of them are teams I like), they hit the airport bunch, at which point we’re off to Dakar, where things look a little different than they do in Scandinavia. Kendra adjusts not-so-nicely to her surroundings, while Kris and Jon, predictably, think it’s kind of cool. The Detour offers a choice between catching fish and arranging fish, and for some reason, Gus and Hera and Don and MJ conclude that they’d rather wrangle live fish than dead ones. Throwing up ensues as these teams fall behind. At a physically taxing Roadblock, Lori and Kris kick ass, Adam feels like a weenie, and MJ impresses her sweetie with her grit. When MJ and Don hit the mat last, it looks like their luck has finally run out, but the earliest ever non-elimination round keeps them around to fight another day. Oh, and My Favorite Team comes in first again. Go, nice pretty people, go!

Just saving the recaplet for this week’s episode for posterity. This time I’ll do a run-down of everyone using the handy notes I took, rather than relying on my shockingly bad memory. That’ll be later.

I will say, though, that I adore Kris and Jon. They learned a hard lesson – always verify local information, if possible by finding official route flags, markers, and signs noting Race hours of operation rather than real-life hours of operation. The tower was open early to accomodate production and reduce the risk of bumping into civilians (and cut down on crowding in the very narrow spiral stairway).

I noted a HUGE time gap between the leader teams and the trailing teams. Again, without the notes, I’m relying on (bad) memory. But Hayden and Aaron left at 2:04, meaning they had a HELL of a fast leg previously. Usually, the legs work out so that teams arrive around 5, 6, or 7pm, which puts them on a good footing for possible airport or train departures on the next start after the “mandatory 12 hour rest stop.” In actuallity, some pit stop stays last longer than 12 hours, but this is edited out to keep things less confusing. And the last team to depart were Don and MJ, sometime after 8am, I think. That’s a 6 hour gap in arrival times!

D-MJ are starting out next time with the double handicap of late departure and no money – the ferries will add some guaranteed bunching, but they’ll need cash just to get off the Ile de Goree. They should think about gunning for the two weakest teams ahead of them in the Race, which would be Gus/Hera and… Adam/Rebecca, I’d say. G/H are strong only when the tasks require eye-hand coordination rather than muscle power, endurance, on-the-ground navigating or random luck – their strong finishes in episodes 2 and 3 were due to Gus’ skill with the Viking games and glass-sliding tasks. In the latter case, it set them up with an early arrival at the Roadblock, which Gus was able to complete without losing too much time.

But it is very, very cool that D-MJ have made it this far, because they’ve officially passed Dave/Margaretta of Season 1 as oldest team to survive this far in the Race. I love ’em. Their salty goodness balances their sweet sugar just perfectly.

Smaller Scale Xmess

The Big House O’ Inflatables is slowly ramping up the holiday spirit – it’s hard to tell here but there are “only 6” inflatables thus far. The trend in the neighborhood (oy, an inflatables trend) this year is for bigger, multiple-unit tableaux (such as Santa/sleigh/Rudolph or a snowperson family unit). Also, the BHOI is using lower-wattage bulbs than they have in the past, so there’s not as much light (thus cutting down on the garishness factor).

Mornings in Burbclavia are very tawdry – all the white-plastic deer and spiral Xmess trees look cheap and nasty, and the inflatables get turned off some time in the night (probably via timers at 11pm or so) and look disturbingly like corpses dressed in holiday colors. At night all the decor is (cumulatively) pretty if seen from a distance. One house up the block has an especially nice garland on their box-border hedge that makes me smile, because the stars are six-pointed double triangles. Must remember to point this out to David. 😉

If I do any illuminations this year, it’ll be luminarias (real ones) or nothing.

Amazing Race/Blog Abroad

StudyAbroad.com Launches World’s First Online Interactive Reality Show

Here we go. It’s billed as a mixture of Amazing Race and blogging – 3 college students are actually studying abroad, but they are given tasks to complete and they blog about their experiences. The blogging software is Mindsay.com‘s, which as it happens I’ve used off and on. Currently, half of the Gus Overshaw whale-killing journal crew have blogs there, since it’s a little more fun and interactive than Tripod, Gus’ main provider. Also, you have to log in to read Mindsay blogs, and you can set your posts to be read by all, read by a list of people you specify, or by no one.

One drawback to Mindsay beyond the “login required” factor is that if you visit someone’s page, you leave a link. It can be interesting to track people from blog to blog, but if you stumble across somebody really weird, they can see your ID and visit your page. There’s no anonymous lurking – which in some cases is okay, and in other cases can contribute to disputes on the order of junior-high-level catfights between former friends.

It’s an odd idea, but potentially interesting, but with a built in limitation on the size of the audience unless Mindsay customizes it for completely open publication (as opposed to the “walled garden” model they use now).

7 Habits of Highly Annoying People

It’s the time of year when sales reps for various travel vendors bring treats and meals in, and the time of year when some people start to trot out their holiday decorations, and the time of year when people are selling crap for fundraisers.

For example, right now we have one of the most annoying types of salespeople evarrrr in our break room. In order to pump up enthusiasm for his hotels’ breakfast-pizza-and-sales peptalk, he bellows “welcome to the break room! yeah!” and claps his hands enthusiastically EVERY TIME SOMEONE WALKS IN. Also, they’ve got a boom box playing bad disco. This has been going on for half an hour already. Woops, someone just walked in the door. Welcome to the break room! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap! I can hear him in there – everything he says is in Slightly Off-Key Bellow Mode. Oh. My. God.

Late last week my supervisor, who subscribes to the Wal-Mart theory of holiday decor (lots is good, more is better, excess is excellent) brought in her latest holiday musical novelty plushie. It’s a tabletopper with a snowman, a snowdog, and a highly annoying and long rendition of Jingle Bells – with barking and shaking. She has a large number of these things at home, plus lawn inflatables – yet every year she buys new ones. Why, Lord? Why?

Oh, sorry, must clap. Someone just went into the break room.

And someone else just went into the break room. “Welcome to the Break Room! How are you today??!!” There’s a lot of traffic in and out of there – every single person gets greeted in exactly the same way.

Oh, wait, maybe he’s just an advanced prototype for a holiday sales plushie? That’s probably it.

UPDATE: 12/8/2004 11:30 AM

Yesterday’s sales reps are long gone, today’s sales reps showed up with ONE BOX of bagels for an entire office of ravenous bugblatter travel agent beasts. That’s just not right.

Some more annoying habits around the office, in no particular order:

  1. Loud talkers. Dudes and dudettes, I don’t need to hear every detail.
  2. Incessant coughing from the office chain smoker. It’s depressing.
  3. Whining when callers have been rude or the computer glitches. Again.
  4. People who sell crap for fundraisers (I’m guilty of this one!).
  5. Compulsive greeters: “(Name), how ya doin? (othername), what’s up?”
  6. Chunky, pale shorts wearers in December who insist “It’s 50 degrees!!”
  7. People who use speakerphone, on either end of the conversation.