Ready? It’s called the “Predict Headlines From Bush’s 2nd Term Game.” The rules are encapsulated by the game’s name, and the playground is the Comments box.
“Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me!”‘s Adam Felber suggests a fun group activity to keep us occupied while he gallivants around to weddings and other lifestyle events of the not-rich and not-very-famous. A short sampling:
- Jesus Returns – Says, “This isn’t what I had in mind.”
- CONGRESS PASSES REALITY BAN
- HIGH COURT RULES LIFE BEGINS ON “THIRD DATE”
He’s in better spirits now that he got his concession screed off his chest. Tomorrow’s show is probably going to be painfully, cathartically funny.
> Jesus Returns – Says, “This isn’t what I had in mind.”
The main reason I haven’t returned is because TPTB would throw me in jail as a crazy and/or direct competition with their authority.
Are You a Dire Straits fan, Lord? I’m thinking about the song about the insane asylum: “Two of them says they’re Jesus… one of them must be sane.”