• Clan: McTiVo - Perfectly Dreadful Movies

    Darklight: A Perfectly Dreadful Movie

    Title: Darklight Stars: Richard Burgi, John DeLancie, David Hewlitt, Sherri Appleby Official Website: Sci Fi | Darklight my husband David recorded this movie because John DeLancie was in it. We always, always enjoy his work, so I thought “How bad could it be?” and sat down to watch with him. There was some sort of incomprehensible pre-show sequence about a demon or woman that walks up out of a swampy place all nekkid and covered with goo, and some guys sitting around in a futuristic chapel being told that their sacrifice was for the good of mankind before they get…

  • Good and Joyful Things

    SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0

    A creative and uniquely New York solution for dealing with annoying proselytizers on public transportation: Me: “Excuse me, but do you mind keeping your voice down, I am trying to read.” Preacher Lady: (screams) “I got to testify.” Preacher lady hitches up her skirts and tells me that I am going to hell for interrupting you-know-who’s word. Two or three OTHER Christian ladies on the train start shouting at me and discussing my prospects as the Devil’s prison bitch. The last straw was a 50 something red faced man in a suit slamming his Bible towards my face. There was…