Kaufman leads a crew of misfits, some lovable some downright annoying, who work on CITIZEN TOXIE. The standout is “Stunt Master” T.J.. Glenn, a big guy with a salt-and-pepper mullet and handlebar mustache who, in one of APOCALYPSE SOON’s funniest sequences, performs a extremely unconvincing “full body burn” where one’s entire flame retardant gel covered body is set ablaze and the fire extinguished after a period of writhing and screaming.
Hey, I’ve seen T.J. Glenn in person! Jeebs, that takes me back. He did a martial arts demo at the first Highlander convention in Denver 10 years ago. I think he was angling for a guest shot or a stunt gig with the show, but nothing came of it. He was very popular with female HL fans, though – we were all suckers for a good looking man with a sword…mullet notwithstanding.
His movie career seems to be circling the bowl. Shame. Although the “Lord of the G-Strings: Femaleship of the String” credit as swordmaster looks slightly intriguing. Who knew there was a subset of porn for martial arts/swords and sorcery flicks?
Yet another reason I must rent this cinematic gem! A few months ago, a friend told me he chanched upon Lord of the G-Strings while channel surfing late one night. It sounds like a cheesy craptacular, but perhaps not bad enough to be good, if you know what I mean.