Firefly: Jewel Staite’s Blog

Filming on Universal is a real trip. My dressing room is really close to the Jurassic Park ride, so every four minutes or so, this song comes on to signify the end of the ride. The Jurassic Park theme song. I thought it was really cool for, like, the first eight times, and now I’m humming it in my sleep. The trams go right by my dressing room too, which is surreal. I leave my door open when I’m inside to get fresh air going through, and I’ll look up and have tourists peering in at me like I’m some kind of lion at the zoo. And if I have sunglasses on, they’ll take pictures. They don’t even care to know who I am… they just think that if I’m wearing shades, I must be somebody. It’s pretty hilarious. When I’m really bored, I wave at them like I’m the queen. They get really confused when you wave.

In the days of yore before the Internet, the average movie goer would never have run across that dandy little gem. Instead of feeling that the curtain has been pulled aside to reveal the little man running the big scary machine, I feel more respect for the work that goes in to making a movie.

Also, it’s a little human detail. Jewel’s a person who works in the movie business. She sits in her trailer and has downtime and gets bored, and then she gets to go play and have a great time helping to tell a story. It’s more interesting than simply saying “Jewel is a young actress, maybe she’ll even be a movie star” and leave it at that.

Comments Wacky

I’ve uninstalled MT-Bayesian, a plug-in for Moveable Type that was supposed to be a sort of spam filter for comments. It wasn’t working right and the creator does not recommend its use anymore now. I still have MT-Blacklist, which I’ll keep running until it’s worth upgrading to MT3.0 for the more robust comment and trackback management.

However, now comments are flakey – specifically the comment-preview script doesn’t seem to be working. At first I thought I’d lost a comment I added, then when I refreshed, it was there after all. I’ll try to get that fixed this weekend.

AHHH! We SO Have To See This Show!

Chicago Tribune | Monty Python show to try out in Chicago… because Tim Curry will be in it. We gotta, we gotta we gotta!

Call Steve. Because:

He leaked one detail regarding the stage version, relating to the knights’ encounter with the sniveling Frenchman played on the screen by John Cleese: “Remember the cow that gets flung over the wall? The cow has a song. That’s all I’m saying.”

Moo-moo-moo! Moo moo moo, moo-moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo… moo-moo-moo!

Hmm. Perhaps It’s Time To Spawn

You’re clicking your heels, however, if you own two TiVos because subscribing to two units now costs $20 a month ($13 for the first TiVo you activated; $7 for the second) instead of the $26 (or $13 for each box) TiVo used to charge.

Hee! What did you think I meant, silly?

What Were They Thinking

A Utah moment: Moviegoers at the Jordan Landing Cinemark movies in West Jordan received a unique greeting Monday from the ticket taker if they purchased tickets to “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

To each patron, he called out: “Vote for Bush.” When queried, he said he was following instructions from management.

Terrell Falk, marketing vice president for Cinemark, based in Plano, Texas, was surprised by the news and said lobbying customers for Bush was not a company policy. She was still trying to get through to the West Jordan complex as of late Tuesday to find out what they were thinking.

What they were thinking? Terrell Falk is about to learn something about Utah, and Utahns.

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. It’s unlikely that I’ll see Fahrenheit 9/11, because although I’m sure I’d laugh out loud at a lot of it, I know there’s some truth stretching going on that will just screw with my ability to reason with someone on issues. However, some git standing out front of a movie theater hollering a political message to ticket-buying patrons… okay, that’s SO Utah. Take the money, but tell them how to vote.

Gee. That reminds me of something… what was it? Oh, yeah. The tissue-thin separation of church and state in Utah that’s pissed me off all my adult life. And the way people are told what to believe, what to think, and how to vote by not-so-subtle reinforcement. In spite of the annual “non-partisan” pronouncements “from the pulpit” (actually lecterns) in Morm*n waaards in election years urging everyone to vote their conscience, everybody knows that it’s not possible to be a good member of the Charch and vote Democrat. The announcements are merely to ensure that the Charch continues on the right side of tax law, because if they endorse a party or a candidate, they’re on the road to losing the precious tax-exempt status that the Charch enjoys.

And my sister wonders why I’m a Democrat. Hee!

Oh, I don’t know… experiencing unjust treatment at an early age by a religious and political majority kind of does that to a kid. Being stomped on tends to make a person interested in concepts like fairness, tolerance, and the rule of law as embodied by the Constitution. And be a thinking citizen, and not an unthinking one.

Bloglines- Whoa!

Yesterday, it was the Little Free, Web-Based News Aggregator that could. Today, totally new look with clickable tabs, blogs, feeds, and all kinds of clicky goodness.

Some of the new features are interesting (tabs and sharing feeds) and some are not (kind of a harsh blue on the eye when looking at the aggregator, it needs to be paler and less painful). Some of their choices for font size and so on are a bit questionable, too.

TAR5: Leg 1

Okay… heartrate almost back to normal here. I’m still stunned by Dennis and Erika’s quick exit. Adios! I was so relieved that Jim made it with a bum stitched up knee and … that girl with him. I don’t mind her so much, because when she wasn’t shouting about cluetrees she was sort of sympathetically clucking “awwww, Dad, your knee…” You can hear her doing this, but she’s not shown actually looking concerned. Editors rule.

I also thought it was very satisfying (ahhh!) that all the sucky mean people got on the later-arriving flight (with the exception of Chip and Kim, I think). It doesn’t pay to screw up at the ticket counter and piss people off. Tough one, Dennis and Erika, that threw you off your stroke (especially Dennis) the whole rest of the leg. Heh. The remaining teams are going to have to smarten up for their first “solo” assault on the ticket counters next time.

I was so happy for the bowlers (I refuse to get sucked in by the whole moms thing, feh on that anyway) when they went across the zipline and down. “[Bop!] That’s why I’m wearin’ a helmet!” Hee hee! I thought several people had nice landings – whatisname the first guy down was very graceful, the bowlers came in like transatlantic albatrosses, one of the males before Jim had a very nice package, and Jim, of course, was all boo-yah! paratroopers and trying to keep his knee bandage above water. It would have been funny to see the Pizzadudes do a splashdown in the pool just to see the tidal wave (and maybe they’d have screamed like little girls, what a pity).

Finally, how happy a thing it is to see another team of twins blow by a clue and have to go back. Don’t they remember “Drew, this isn’t right…?” I was sorry to see the “power couple” also blow by, but that is traditional as well. I can only say “Team Who II” and “Team Who II Too” to that. I did just wonder how Chip’s shirt got so horribly messed up – maybe that was the meat-carrying task? Phew, I wonder if they’ll have time to rinse out clothes before the next departure, or they’re all going to be really really skanky and meaty in a day or two. And I was so happy – there were ruminants! Not quite an up-the-nostrils shot, but close enough.

Reading back over this… can you tell I was happy? So very happy. I love this show. I love Phil. I got all teary when the theme music started.

Language lesson for Leg 1:

English Spanish
Thanks Gracias (NOT “gratzias”)
Faster Mas rapido (NOT “pronto,” or “andale”
Stop! “!Alto!” (or “Este pared, por favor” if on a bus), NOT “Stop-o!!”

Prediction for next week’s quote of the week:
“Follow that dwarf!”

And yeah, I’ll have to re-watch TiVo later this week, just to try to figure out what the HELL went on at LAX. I was so caught up in Jim’s medical emergency that I had trouble tracking the screw-up at the ticket counter.

Schedule to check at work tomorrow:
130JANLAXMVD12PMIA#AA,

Dusty Bottoms

Our man on the inside, Dusty Bottoms, reports that his dispatches from the set of Firefly: Serenity have made him powerful enemies:

“Note to self. Find out who this Dusty Bottoms is and destroy him, have him eaten and then kill him!” — Joss Whedon

Hee! Oh, today is a wonderful frabjous day. I wonder what kind of wine goes best with Dusty Bottoms? Hint: probably the one in the biggest bottle.

TWOP TAR Chat via AIM

As seen at Around The World In 80 Days: The Meet Market” href=”http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3047100&st=3690&#entry1629994″>TWoP Forums -> Around The World In 80 Days: The Meet Market on TWOP: chat tonight! All those acronyms actually mean:

“a chat for fans of The Amazing Race from the Television Without Pity website will be on America Online Instant Messenger in room “TWOP TAR.”

Edited to add: The room name may be either TWOP TAR or TWOPTARChat

Oh, and I am SO commandeering David’s laptop for this. I’ll be chatting as my old AOL standby/persona: Red fifty-seven.