Hot Off The Presses

The Secretary Will Disavow All Knowledge Redux

Yep, the bounty hunter is claiming to be a somewhat pudgier and un-hot Ethan Hunt than we’re used to seeing.

A US citizen arrested in Kabul over an alleged freelance counter-terrorism operation says he was working with the knowledge of the US defence secretary.

“Bwah! Rummy! You won’t take my calls, you don’t write… what’s a black ops counter-terrorist to do??”