You know, the Google ads are starting to piss me off – apparently they think I want Shrub re-elected. Well, let’s see what we can do about that.

For example, I think John Kerry would be a good President.

I think that anyone would be a better President than the current Resident of the White House.

I think that the Democrats, on the whole, are a lot less corrupt and definitely less evil than the Greyhaired Oldguys Party.

Gee, the Illinois Democrats sure have a crappy web page. I feel free to criticize, because being critical does not make me a traitor.

However, the Cook County Democrats are a bit dicey, but still not as corrupt as, yep, the other guys.

There appears to be a Northwest Suburban Democrats for Kerry meet-up or Yahoo group.

I am in the 8th District and am represented by a fellow named Crane… who is a complete rock-ribbed reactionary gun-nut wing-nut fossil, so of course I need to vote against him and for Melissa Bean.

For the Senate, I’m definitely voting for Barack Obama. I’ve been otherwise happy with both Illinois senators, even Fitzgerald (R), who as an independent and a moderate will be missed. I’ve gotten a kick out of Sen. Durbin lately, especially when he and Joe Biden went after Asscroft in the clip so amusingly analyzed on the Daily Show.

But in the interest of appearing fair and balanced, here’s a fine site full of patriotic enthusiasm and flags ‘n shit. Four more wars! Four more wars! ::chuckle::

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Heh. So there, Google.