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    The Declaration of Independence

    When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life,…

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    I’ll Fix You, Google!

    You know, the Google ads are starting to piss me off – apparently they think I want Shrub re-elected. Well, let’s see what we can do about that. For example, I think John Kerry would be a good President. I think that anyone would be a better President than the current Resident of the White House. I think that the Democrats, on the whole, are a lot less corrupt and definitely less evil than the Greyhaired Oldguys Party. Gee, the Illinois Democrats sure have a crappy web page. I feel free to criticize, because being critical does not make me…