The East-West Tollway’s name officially was changed to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Tollway. Bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit fucking bullshit. Wait, let me tell you how I really feel. What a steaming load of low-grade assfault. Laid on by a bunch of sycophantic political buttlickers. Who are all ghost employees padding the payroll for their necrotic shirttail relatives. The Trib is already calling for new nicknames, noting that the “Eisenhower” (It’s I-290, people) is usually called “The Ike” by people trying to sound cool. Well, my name for it is “The Gypper.” And yes, I spell and pronounce it that…