Uncategorical Weirdness

Oh, No! There Goes Tokyo!

Once again, Neil Gaiman finds a clever gizmo when he’s supposed to be looking for his lost notebook: Firewire Dino!

Here comes Firewire Dino!
The coolest 4-port Firewire Hub on the planet!
Firewire Dino is stomping through town and he means business. With piercing red eyes and an open mouth that lights up when plugged in to the Firewire bus, Firewire Dino is as menacing as he is useful. When he’s not destroying your desk* he’s helping you with your Firewire connectivity problems.

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Among its many essential Key Features…

  • 4 ports to expand your computers Firewire capabilities
  • Menacingly fast 400 Mbps data transfers
  • 100% 1394/Firewire compliant
  • Eyes light red and mouth lights blue when Firewire Dino is plugged into the Firewire port on your computer
  • No drivers required
  • Optional Power Adapter allows Firewire Dino to be externally powered (Sold Separately)
  • Per-port over current protection
  • Supports Mac OS, Win 98/SE/ME/2000/XP
  • Stands roughly 8″ tall
  • Doesn’t bite
  • Rarely eats**

Disclaimers:
*Charismac claims no responsibility for broken personal or business related property should Firewire Dino go on a rampage. As always, a clean and fed Firewire Dino results in a happy Firewire Dino.

**Please keep small children away from Firewire Dino, just in case.

Oy, I know just the person that needs this product.