A few of my favorite things from the previously mentioned
213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ‘Full Monty’ every time I hear the song “Hot Stuff”.
129. The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.
142. ‘Calvin-Ball’ is not authorized PT.
