Two Setbacks for Advocates of Same-Sex Marriage

BOSTON, March 11 — In near-simultaneous setbacks to advocates of same-sex marriage, Massachusetts legislators gave preliminary approval this afternoon to a state amendment banning gay marriages while the California Supreme Court ordered the City of San Francisco to halt gay marriages.

Phooey.

If Cook County decides to start issuing licenses, I happen to know that the Sparrow’s Nest thrift store recently received a shipment of one hundred wedding dresses.

Come on, David Orr! Come on, Cook County! Time to step up to the plate.

Think on the camp potential there, ladies and ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen. It would be an organza extravaganza.