I realized that I was completely out of funny, after reading today’s news, so I stepped out to Fanatical Apathy to get some. That’s better. Adam’s on his much-delayed honeymoon (or is hiding out from fanatically apathetic fans on a tropical island with his better half)((he reports that his marriage is also just fine after thousands of gay weddings in the last month)). And now, bedtime. (not as cool as Pepys’ signoff, but it’ll have to do)
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Two Setbacks for Advocates of Same-Sex Marriage BOSTON, March 11 — In near-simultaneous setbacks to advocates of same-sex marriage, Massachusetts legislators gave preliminary approval this afternoon to a state amendment banning gay marriages while the California Supreme Court ordered the City of San Francisco to halt gay marriages. Phooey. If Cook County decides to start issuing licenses, I happen to know that the Sparrow’s Nest thrift store recently received a shipment of one hundred wedding dresses. Come on, David Orr! Come on, Cook County! Time to step up to the plate. Think on the camp potential there, ladies and ladies…
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Dolor y tristeza para Madrid. Amor y espera a Madrid. Todo el mundo contigo, Madrid. No puedo decirlo in Espanol, puedo la palabra en Italiano es: “Coraggio.”
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It appears Al Franken is a little closer to bringing his talk/satirical commentary show to the talk-radio airwaves – supposedly a 31MAR start date for broadcasts from Chicago (yay!) and a few other cities. In the mean time, This Is The Shit has reserved a nice domain for him. And Sue Ellicott is involved – isn’t she the one on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” who never wins the news quiz, but always has a funny answer anyway? This could be fun. Now Al – Please, please, please make it available via the Internet. And please not using Real Networks…
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Has anyone ever sat down with a terrorist and asked them “why?” What was the answer? How could anything so horrific as bombing commuter trains, or blowing up embassies, or shooting children in the back from a safe distance possibly be justified? Maybe Danny Pearl tried, and look what happened to him. How could acts of carnage be for the glory of God, or the glory of one’s homeland, or the glory of political ideology? It’s not glory at all, but infamy. The world turns its attention, briefly, to this tragedy. Unfortunately, the entire planet is afflicted with ADD and…