Goa’uld captured in lava lamp – note human decoy figure to right
You saw it here first, conspiracy theorists – everything on “Wormhole X-Treme!1!” is totally real.
This juvenile specimen was lured into the containment vessel (cleverly disguised as a Lava Lamp ™ by the use of a simple decoy. Is this why these retro-cool novelty items are suddenly available at your nearest Walgreens? The gummint is quietly trying to place one of these snakehead traps in every home, because invasion is immanent!1