Clan: McTiVo

Aaaaahh!! Get The Picture Out of My Brain!

I ran across Alton Brown’s Rants & Raves! earlier today. Love that show.

LOVE that show. Mostly because AB offers solid advice about cooking, techniques, gear, and has a quirky visual style that makes it all look like fun.

What scares me is that some people watch Alton for Alton. And some compare him (favorably? Unfavorably? to Orlando Bloom, international Elven heartthrob).

And now I have a mential image of Alton Brown wearing tights and baking brownies.

Please, Mommy, make the pictures stop. 😉

(must fight images. Must go to my happy tuna steak with wasabi place. )