GREAT APE PRESS – simian poets need apples and cats, not typewriters
Steve sent this in retaliation for my sending him a link to the Sidetalkin’ site.
rock. sit rock.
want apple.
janet give apple. give apple janet.
want apple.
rock. want apple.
baltar apple. want apple.
janet give apple baltar.
Dammit, these monkeys are making a monkey out of me, their stuff is much more lyrical than my craptabulous Blogon stanzas.
Dammit dammit dammit. They write better mysteries than I can, too:
The Mystery of the Missing Cat, by Chimko
chimko find tree. need cat. where cat. chimko find cat. where cat. janet cat? apple janet? cat. cat. cat. cat. want apple janet. need cat. where cat. find cat. cat. cat. cat. chimko like cat. find cat. cat fur. nice fur. cat fur. cat. cat. chimko janet. janet. janet chimko. find cat. where cat. want cat. want apple. need new diaper. cat. janet diaper. apple janet. cat.
I might as well just give up now.
And the point of this is…..???????????
Completely pointless. This is a blog about everything and nothing – the Zen of ephemera. That’s what makes it fun. 😉
Besides, I really dig bad poetry, and mystery-writing chimps who like cats as much as I do.
need cat. where cat. find cat. cat. cat. cat. chimko like cat. find cat. cat fur. nice fur. cat fur. cat. cat.